2sunny Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 Hahahahahaha Tell us the nun story again. I was lurking and I couldn't resist a response to this. 2sunny waves to lonestar and her purple boobs! i think it's you every time i see wwiu's avatar! it is funny to have GP and his little escapades back... didn't one story involve the snow and you a few years ago? hmmmm - can't remember...
xpaperxcutx Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 :lmao: Oh man I couldn't stop laughing reading this thread... Gold Pile, the eccentricity of this woman amazes even me, and I think you're truly insane for putting up her antics.
Trialbyfire Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 I think the two of you are a perfect fit. She does her crazy stunts and you use her. Bonus!
Author Gold Pile Posted March 17, 2008 Author Posted March 17, 2008 Hahahahahaha Tell us the nun story again. I was lurking and I couldn't resist a response to this. So good to see ya again LStar!. The nun business was a low point for me, what with spitting on a dog and all.
mortensorchid Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 This sounds a bit strange if you ask me. I wouldn't ask a man I'd just met to come get a tattoo with me on a first date. Sounds like everything's based around sex, and that's not a good thing. Hey, I've been there before myself, but in the end it will just leave you feeling like you've wasted your time. End things as soon as possible.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 17, 2008 Author Posted March 17, 2008 :lmao: Oh man I couldn't stop laughing reading this thread... Gold Pile, the eccentricity of this woman amazes even me, and I think you're truly insane for putting up her antics. I'm getting sex, great sex. Does this count for nothing? Anyhow, after a quick dinner (yes, made to her specs) and an hour +/-of sex... I stood up to her about The endless post-sex questions. She came back with the usual line about me not getting laid again unless I answered. I stood my ground and reminded her that the sex was good for her too. She laughed and said "no carrots for you..only stick" she started lightly poking and slapping at me. Although it didn't hurt much I still wrestled her to stop it. She giggled at this and all seemed well. Later, I went to the bathroom and she left while I was in there. Not sure what my next move should be.
Curmudgeon Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 Sex is easy to get, but respect is not. DO YOU GET IT ? Resect or sex? Dunno about you but the two don 't have to be mutually exclusive. Happily, i get both!
Mary3 Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 I laughed so hard when I read this post.!! No Pasta No Sex ! While it all sounds funny , I once read that you should never let someone threaten you with NO SEX ! If you like the submissive ' dom thing keep it going. I could not be with someone who treated me like a drill sargeant. Do you like the Yes Ma'am thing ?
Taramere Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 You are pathetic Gold a$$ - You are a living breathing example of what is wrong with guys today. You are "p*ssy whipped " in the extreme. YOu stopped being a MAN when you placed sex as a higher priority that RESPECT. SHe is completely in control of you and your 'neediness' is YOUR contribution to this mess, and that will be your downfall. Eventually she will DUMP you. WHY ? BEcause she needs control more that she needs sex. She is getting all the control that she needs. and that is the rub. To her, you will soon become like one of those old computer games that you can win EVERY time. Eventually you just stop playing the game coz it is NO challenge and therefore no fun. I will say this to ALL you guys - NEVER place sex higher than respect . THis is what you should have done- (all men, listen to this )- at the first sign of significant disrespect STOP HAVING SEX with a woman and walk away.. If you all want to understand this strategy I will explain it in another post . Sex is easy to get, but respect is not. DO YOU GET IT ? As always, the serious, indignant and lecturing responses to Gold Pile's posts are the part I enjoy the most.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 17, 2008 Author Posted March 17, 2008 I laughed so hard when I read this post.!! No Pasta No Sex ! While it all sounds funny , I once read that you should never let someone threaten you with NO SEX ! If you like the submissive ' dom thing keep it going. I could not be with someone who treated me like a drill sargeant. Do you like the Yes Ma'am thing ? She's always smiling, and giggling when she "commands" or hits me....not very drill sargent like at all. I've dabbled in both roles Dom/Sub (whatever it took to get laid) but it's not really my thing.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 17, 2008 Author Posted March 17, 2008 As always, the serious, indignant and lecturing responses to Gold Pile's posts are the part I enjoy the most. Taramere, Your screen name aside, I think I know you...you were here in the early GP days. Good to see ya again.
underpants Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 Ahhh, the freshness of getting to know someone. Here are some suggestions: Put some roses in a head of lettuce (I'm sure you can pick them out of someone's yard, thus being free). Deliver her a produce arrangement. I'm sure you can even write a creative little card to go with the lettuce roses. "Lettuce make up"...."Lettuce get together on (insert day)".... Come up with a creative pasta dish using Ramen noodles. Get some markers and give yourself a tattoo and demand that she kiss it before she gets her dinner. She might be playing/testing you to cover her own fears and insecurites. Or, she might be nuts. You'll know soon enough. Good luck.
dreamergrl Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 She may as well get a tattoo on her a@@ so you can literally kiss that
Taramere Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Taramere, Your screen name aside, I think I know you...you were here in the early GP days. Good to see ya again. Well guessed, and likewise.
littlekitty Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Oh GP. How wickedly good it is to have you back!! She sounds a little nuts. But as you so rightly say, sex is sex....!! Do you think that pasta dish is the only thing she can cook? Could she not teach you a few more dishes? Or does the pasta get her hot?
Author Gold Pile Posted March 18, 2008 Author Posted March 18, 2008 Oh GP. How wickedly good it is to have you back!! She sounds a little nuts. But as you so rightly say, sex is sex....!! Do you think that pasta dish is the only thing she can cook? Could she not teach you a few more dishes? Or does the pasta get her hot? Hi LK:love:, Thank You:), So far just the one dish. I can live with that, I don't want to be a master chef. Enough people consider me a master-baker of sorts already:o
Mary3 Posted March 19, 2008 Posted March 19, 2008 She's always smiling, and giggling when she "commands" or hits me....not very drill sargent like at all. I've dabbled in both roles Dom/Sub (whatever it took to get laid) but it's not really my thing. It sounds very playful. I love that too...Not quite to the extent of your girl but I do like to be very playful in bed:)
Balthazar Posted March 19, 2008 Posted March 19, 2008 Sounds all good to me GP. You get great sex, she gets to control, both of you get what you want for the most part. Just let it ride, and when it starts to get boring just put your foot down and turn the situation upside down. Refuse to do anything she says and see how it plays out, Cheers
littlekitty Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 Enough people consider me a master-baker of sorts already:o GP - Master-baker of LS!!
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