Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 I've been dealing with an insurance (for my business)lady about 2 hours a day Fri, Sat, and Monday. We've been having fun wth a dry subject. But I'd say no flirting has happened unless you count the time she yawned a lot. If a lady yawns in my home...I take it as a green light. Being as the yawning was during a business meeting I decided it was probably nothing. (??) Anyway, her car wouldn't start Monday so I gave her a ride back to her office. On the way I was almost hoping something scary would happen so I could protect her. Basically the same thing we all did as kids, taking dates to scary movies. I pointed out that the driver in the pick-up truck in front of us had a mohawk, I offered that this was pretty scary:eek: She had no reaction at all. Next I did a role reversal... I said that I was beat-up by thugs with mohawks when I was a kid. I then added some hyperventilating to the act. She put her hand on my shoulder and told me to relax. I put my hand on hers and said thanks. I thanked her again when I dropped her off. Now what? Our hands touched, so that's a small connection of sorts. I'll see her again on Friday for our last business meeting. Not sure if I should keep up the "victim of mohawks" drama or just act normal. I will ask her out one way or another. Advice needed.
underpants Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 I think that you should go in on Friday sporting a mohawk.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 I think that you should go in on Friday sporting a mohawk. She might think I'm nutty.
spookie Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 She might think I'm nutty. She probably already thinks so anyway.
Green Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 you could have done the old stop quick and put your arm across her chest to protect her. next time she yawns consider spitting in her mouth, its a bold move, but she might find it hot
SeraBella Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Hmm...this is tough, and I can see why you are asking for advice. You could act "normal" for the most part...but maybe stage a friend to walk past her office window while you're in there...and that friend could have mohawk. Maybe freak out a bit again so you can have another "moment". Or take KMT's advice and spit in her mouth.
Trimmer Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 You haven't washed that hand where you touched, have you? Save that for as long as possible. What about bringing her some chocolates?
Author Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 She probably already thinks so anyway. :pLike I didn't know someone would say that
Lizzie60 Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 I agree with Trimmer.. I vote for stale chocolates.. it worked so far..
Ocean-Blue Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 I've been dealing with an insurance (for my business)lady about 2 hours a day Fri, Sat, and Monday. We've been having fun wth a dry subject. But I'd say no flirting has happened unless you count the time she yawned a lot. If a lady yawns in my home...I take it as a green light. Being as the yawning was during a business meeting I decided it was probably nothing. (??) Anyway, her car wouldn't start Monday so I gave her a ride back to her office. On the way I was almost hoping something scary would happen so I could protect her. Basically the same thing we all did as kids, taking dates to scary movies. I pointed out that the driver in the pick-up truck in front of us had a mohawk, I offered that this was pretty scary:eek: She had no reaction at all. Next I did a role reversal... I said that I was beat-up by thugs with mohawks when I was a kid. I then added some hyperventilating to the act. She put her hand on my shoulder and told me to relax. I put my hand on hers and said thanks. I thanked her again when I dropped her off. Now what? Our hands touched, so that's a small connection of sorts. I'll see her again on Friday for our last business meeting. Not sure if I should keep up the "victim of mohawks" drama or just act normal. I will ask her out one way or another. Advice needed. For whatever reason, you remind me of underpants.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 For whatever reason, you remind me of underpants. The poster or actual underwear? What kind...boxer, briefs, etc?
Ocean-Blue Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 The poster or actual underwear? What kind...boxer, briefs, etc? The poster, silly! And I'm guessing you're a boxer kind of guy.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 you could have done the old stop quick and put your arm across her chest to protect her. next time she yawns consider spitting in her mouth, its a bold move, but she might find it hot The old "brake and grope" is too Seinfeld and too dangerous.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 You haven't washed that hand where you touched, have you? Save that for as long as possible. What about bringing her some chocolates?Valentines Day is too far past to give her Chocolate. The hand (and shoulder ) have been washed.
amaysngrace Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Why not bring along a little spider in your pocket and try to be afraid of that? Let her kill it and she will feel superhuman coming to your rescue. In fact bring two just in case you smush one.
Kasan Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Valentines Day is too far past to give her Chocolate. The hand (and shoulder ) have been washed. How about some Cadbury easter eggs?
Lizzie60 Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Valentines Day is too far past to give her Chocolate. The hand (and shoulder ) have been washed. Don't you have chocolates from last year's Easter?
Author Gold Pile Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 Don't you have chocolates from last year's Easter? Never really considered Easter a big scoring Holiday. If it was, you can bet I'd have an inventory of aged chocolate.
Lizzie60 Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Never really considered Easter a big scoring Holiday. If it was, you can bet I'd have an inventory of aged chocolate. You should... for further stock... A nice little chocolate 'coco'... hummm...
Trimmer Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Valentines Day is too far past to give her Chocolate. What, suddenly you're all about adhering to norms and conventions? Why not bring along a little spider in your pocket and try to be afraid of that? Let her kill it and she will feel superhuman coming to your rescue. Oh yeah, maybe it will crawl out of your pocket and across your thigh and she can kill it there! Perhaps her hand will linger...
Author Gold Pile Posted March 6, 2008 Author Posted March 6, 2008 The poster, silly! And I'm guessing you're a boxer kind of guy. More a commando kind of guy or a thong:rolleyes:
SeraBella Posted March 6, 2008 Posted March 6, 2008 More a commando kind of guy or a thong I could definitely see you in a gold one...or one that sparkles. No wonder you get so many dates!
Green Posted March 6, 2008 Posted March 6, 2008 girls love seinfeld... If you reall want to scare this girl into your bed just pay some random guy on the street to bump into her and mutter "watch where you're going you fugly old b*ch"... psychologicaly maybe she'd have sex just to feel better... heck if you really want to take a risk that could eithr pay off or blow up in your face, insult her yourself " I don't usaly date girls who look like you but I'm really into you anyway"
Author Gold Pile Posted March 6, 2008 Author Posted March 6, 2008 I could definitely see you in a gold one...or one that sparkles. No wonder you get so many dates! To share a secret...sometimes I just paint (gold?) a "thong" on. I get far more rejections than dates. The rejections usually don't bother me, I'm often asking out the woman next to her b4 the initial "target" is done with her speech. I wish women would just give a quick "no thanks". Every now and then some terrible person will recite a list of everything she thinks is bad about me. I say "ok, so you mean Friday's no good...hows about Saturday?"
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