Turtlelover28 Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 Ok i met this man, and things are going well, we take it to the next step/level and we end up having sex for the first time, and out of the blue he looks at me and says "this D#$% is yours" i didnt say nothing, he said did you hear me i just nodded and said yes, why would a man tell a women this, is it a macho thing, or more of a control thing, or why say it, never heard of the saying before so i guess i am kinda confused on why a male would say that to a female. Any insight would greatly help, Thanks for your time.
Lionblade Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 I was just 'bout to say that Krytie. Sry but that's hilarious.
xpaperxcutx Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 Wait a minute, let me catch my breath.... Can't believe he said that. What is he? a porn star or something?
Replicant Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 we end up having sex for the first time, and out of the blue he looks at me and says "this D#$% is yours" Hmmmm interesting...I believe your boyfriend is afflicted with what's known as [advanced short term memory loss]. During sex you must have accidentally triggered an episode of such. In which case, it is like playing 'dem bones' you know "The leg bone is connected to the...knee bone." Instead in this case it came out as: "this D#$% is yours", you may want to keep your eyes open for future episodes.
Trialbyfire Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 "Thanks, I needed one of my own, to replace the one that broke." Does this mean that he's foresworn giving away his dick to anyone else? Take it home and read the enclosed instructions for feeding and care. You most definitely want it to grow up big and strong.
norajane Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Hmmmm interesting...I believe your boyfriend is afflicted with what's known as [advanced short term memory loss]. During sex you must have accidentally triggered an episode of such. In which case, it is like playing 'dem bones' you know "The leg bone is connected to the...knee bone." Instead in this case it came out as: "this D#$% is yours", you may want to keep your eyes open for future episodes. My ex used to refer to his dick as my "toy". But he meant for that to be funny.
sally4sara Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 I think the guy thought he was giving you a compliment. Like you're so good (at whatever you did to him) that he didn't want or need anyone else. You are now the proud? owner of his, ummm, member. Still pretty silly.
Trimmer Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 ...we end up having sex for the first time, and out of the blue he looks at me and says "this D#$% is yours" i didnt say nothing, he said did you hear me i just nodded and said yes, why would a man tell a women this, is it a macho thing, or more of a control thing, or why say it, never heard of the saying before so i guess i am kinda confused on why a male would say that to a female. Any insight would greatly help, Thanks for your time. It's intended as a compliment, but as it is coming from an arrogantly, blindly self-confident man (think Will Ferrell in just about any of his movie roles), he doesn't realize how silly it sounds. In his mind, he has "bestowed" upon you nature's greatest and most precious gift - again, to him this is a high compliment - and he would me mystified as to why that would be funny (which it is) or ridiculous (which it is.) Just to round out the scenario, how was the sex?
Cobra_X30 Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 out of the blue he looks at me and says "this D#$% is yours" i didnt say nothing Does your screen name TurtleLover play into this scenario in any way? I think he was trying to say you have a part of him that nobody else can have. I have to think the just named the wrong part. Freudian slip. "Thanks, I needed one of my own, to replace the one that broke." Does this mean that he's foresworn giving away his dick to anyone else? Take it home and read the enclosed instructions for feeding and care. You most definitely want it to grow up big and strong.
Replicant Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Naturally if the OP does end up marrying this dude, she should not be surprised to hear wedding vows along the lines of...... 'With this dick I thee wed'
PeachesnCream Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 It was his awkward way of giving you a compliment and telling you that he cares.
NotMyselfNEmore Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Naturally if the OP does end up marrying this dude, she should not be surprised to hear wedding vows along the lines of...... 'With this dick I thee wed' :lmao::lmao:
Trimmer Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Does your screen name TurtleLover play into this scenario in any way? My thought too... As an experiment, if he says that again, go ahead and give in to the natural impulse to laugh out loud, and see if the turtle pulls its head back inside its shell...
nicki Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) :lmao: Funny, Trimmer. Oh, yes, and laugh when he says something porno like that again (and he will!) Nothing stops a guy like a little humiliation, or at least the opposite reaction to what he expected....maybe he wanted you to break into porno dialogue with him or fall into absolute d*ck worship? "Oh, my God, really? It's mine, all mine. Wow, I'm so lucky. It's the biggest and most beautiful one ever. Can I touch it again? Please?*wimpering*" Laughter will kill the mood and the talk, too. No guy wants to be inadvertently funny when he's trying to be a macho/sexy/porn star. If you take it as a joke, he'll stop saying things like that. Unless he REALLY is joking. I once had a boyfriend who would say porno stuff like that on purpose, just to crack me up. But I kinda think your guy really means it, which, of course, makes it even funnier! Edited March 4, 2008 by nicki oops, spelling
Trimmer Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Well, I should say, I'm not really advocating humiliating a sex partner, for whatever reason. It's like I said - I imagine him as this kind of Will Ferrell character, all blown up with his own confidence, but just a kind of a small kid inside with nothing really warranting the confidence and bravado except a blind, hell-bent-for-leather bravado that keeps him inflated. (Pun kind of intended...)
nicki Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Oh, I don't mean to humiliate him in an overt way! Just laughing is enough, like it was meant to be funny and somehow misunderstood. A little bit goes a long way. And would let the guy know he needs to change direction. Really, any guy who would talk like a porn star to a girlfriend better know she likes that kind of stuff. It's a question of sensitivity. I'd give the guy a break, but I would still (in a humorous way) let him know "Um, no." Yes, Will Farrell is soooo funny! I love his movies, but would hate to date a real life guy like him.
SoleMate Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 I wouldn't laugh, that is mean. I take the statement as a sincere tribute to you. He's saying that he is so devoted to you, his physical self is all yours. Hopefully he has said similar things about his emotional self. Keep in mind that to a man, his D**K is in many ways the center of his being and self-worth. When he consecrates it to you, that means a lot.
dreamergrl Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 This reminds me of one my exes who referred to his member as "daddy"
norajane Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 I wouldn't laugh, that is mean. I take the statement as a sincere tribute to you. He's saying that he is so devoted to you, his physical self is all yours. Hopefully he has said similar things about his emotional self. Keep in mind that to a man, his D**K is in many ways the center of his being and self-worth. When he consecrates it to you, that means a lot. Awww, you know, you're right. Turtlelover, next time he says something like that, just smile and look him in the eye with a little gleam and tell him, "well then, bring it over here and let me at it!"
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