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So about 1.5 hours into a first date last night:

 

Chica: "So it's pretty obvious you broke your nose. How'd that--"

 

Tan: "No, it just grew like that."

 

Tan: :)

 

Chica: :confused::o

 

Chica: "Oh.. I thought you were like a badass fighter who shanks people."

 

Tan: "Nope."

 

Chica: "You don't have shanks at home?"

 

Tan: "No, but I do have a shotgun."

 

At least she was funny. :D

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Chica: "You don't have skanks at home?"

 

This what she really meant :lmao:...

 

Did you show her any of your prison moves ? :laugh:

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This what she really meant :lmao:...

 

Did you show her any of your prison moves ? :laugh:

 

Yeah, that's what she meant. She didn't mean any offense and was trying to just joke around after the fact to not make things awkward.

 

I should have made up a prison rape story. :D

 

Edit: Oops, just saw that you changed it. :cool:

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I should have made up a prison rape story. :D

 

......ever since then I can only have anal sex with a woman... You game ?.. hahaha

 

Did she have any tats carved in with glass ?

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:laugh: So good date? Did you put the moves on her? Or were you secretly offended?

 

I think your nose only looks like it may have been broken in pictures, not in person, hmmm :D

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:laugh: So good date? Did you put the moves on her? Or were you secretly offended?

 

Nah, I wasn't offended. It wasn't like stringy hair girl where it was said in an accusatory way. This was more her just jumping the gun.

 

I didn't put the moves on her though. It was a pleasant time but it was another case where the girl posts a pic from the shoulders up and then you meet her in person and she's 50 lbs heavier than you expected.

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FWIW I don't think your nose looks crooked, even in that picture where you have noisemakers sticking out of your honker.

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FWIW I don't think your nose looks crooked, even in that picture where you have noisemakers sticking out of your honker.

 

:laugh:

 

Well, thank you. :) (It is crooked though.)

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Nah, I wasn't offended. It wasn't like stringy hair girl where it was said in an accusatory way. This was more her just jumping the gun.

 

I didn't put the moves on her though. It was a pleasant time but it was another case where the girl posts a pic from the shoulders up and then you meet her in person and she's 50 lbs heavier than you expected.

 

Oh I don't remember stringy hair girl :confused::laugh:

 

And I thought you didn't discriminate against the thicker ladies, aww poor girl. At least she can blame your lack of interest on her comment not her weight.

 

I think that if I was on a dating site I'd post a pic of myself where I look fatter than I am, it's always better to impress then disappoint.

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Oh I don't remember stringy hair girl :confused::laugh:

 

http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t144284/

 

And I thought you didn't discriminate against the thicker ladies, aww poor girl.

 

Thick is fine, but there's a difference between thick and fat.

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Some people always have pics that are like 5 years old on their profiles. I actually still have this guy on my friends list on myspace and yes, he still have old pics on his profile, except now they are like 7 years old.

 

years ago I met him from online and when I opened the door I was like...who are you? Did you eat my friend?

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Some people always have pics that are like 5 years old on their profiles. I actually still have this guy on my friends list on myspace and yes, he still have old pics on his profile, except now they are like 7 years old.

 

Yeah, I've seen profiles on Match where a girl will have a bunch of pics up but have 3 different hairstyles throughout them all. Come on, now, obviously they can't all be recent. Sheesh.

 

years ago I met him from online and when I opened the door I was like...who are you? Did you eat my friend?

 

:laugh:

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years ago I met him from online and when I opened the door I was like...who are you? Did you eat my friend?

 

:lmao:......

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Don't you like fat girls Tan?

 

What kind of girls do you like?

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Don't you like fat girls Tan?

 

What kind of girls do you like?

 

I don't have a super specific type. Aria Giovanni is ideal, IMO. I'd prefer T&A and a bit of a pooch over someone rail thin. But if she's significantly overweight then that's not my thing.

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