tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 So about 1.5 hours into a first date last night: Chica: "So it's pretty obvious you broke your nose. How'd that--" Tan: "No, it just grew like that." Tan: Chica: Chica: "Oh.. I thought you were like a badass fighter who shanks people." Tan: "Nope." Chica: "You don't have shanks at home?" Tan: "No, but I do have a shotgun." At least she was funny.
Art_Critic Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Chica: "You don't have skanks at home?" This what she really meant ... Did you show her any of your prison moves ?
Author tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) This what she really meant ... Did you show her any of your prison moves ? Yeah, that's what she meant. She didn't mean any offense and was trying to just joke around after the fact to not make things awkward. I should have made up a prison rape story. Edit: Oops, just saw that you changed it. Edited February 28, 2008 by tanbark813 oops
Art_Critic Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I should have made up a prison rape story. ......ever since then I can only have anal sex with a woman... You game ?.. hahaha Did she have any tats carved in with glass ?
allina Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 So good date? Did you put the moves on her? Or were you secretly offended? I think your nose only looks like it may have been broken in pictures, not in person, hmmm
Author tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 So good date? Did you put the moves on her? Or were you secretly offended? Nah, I wasn't offended. It wasn't like stringy hair girl where it was said in an accusatory way. This was more her just jumping the gun. I didn't put the moves on her though. It was a pleasant time but it was another case where the girl posts a pic from the shoulders up and then you meet her in person and she's 50 lbs heavier than you expected.
blind_otter Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 FWIW I don't think your nose looks crooked, even in that picture where you have noisemakers sticking out of your honker.
Author tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 FWIW I don't think your nose looks crooked, even in that picture where you have noisemakers sticking out of your honker. Well, thank you. (It is crooked though.)
allina Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Nah, I wasn't offended. It wasn't like stringy hair girl where it was said in an accusatory way. This was more her just jumping the gun. I didn't put the moves on her though. It was a pleasant time but it was another case where the girl posts a pic from the shoulders up and then you meet her in person and she's 50 lbs heavier than you expected. Oh I don't remember stringy hair girl And I thought you didn't discriminate against the thicker ladies, aww poor girl. At least she can blame your lack of interest on her comment not her weight. I think that if I was on a dating site I'd post a pic of myself where I look fatter than I am, it's always better to impress then disappoint.
Author tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 Oh I don't remember stringy hair girl http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t144284/ And I thought you didn't discriminate against the thicker ladies, aww poor girl. Thick is fine, but there's a difference between thick and fat.
blind_otter Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Some people always have pics that are like 5 years old on their profiles. I actually still have this guy on my friends list on myspace and yes, he still have old pics on his profile, except now they are like 7 years old. years ago I met him from online and when I opened the door I was like...who are you? Did you eat my friend?
allina Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t144284/ Ah I thought she was angry-train-girl
Author tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 Some people always have pics that are like 5 years old on their profiles. I actually still have this guy on my friends list on myspace and yes, he still have old pics on his profile, except now they are like 7 years old. Yeah, I've seen profiles on Match where a girl will have a bunch of pics up but have 3 different hairstyles throughout them all. Come on, now, obviously they can't all be recent. Sheesh. years ago I met him from online and when I opened the door I was like...who are you? Did you eat my friend?
Art_Critic Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 years ago I met him from online and when I opened the door I was like...who are you? Did you eat my friend? ......
Lishy Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Don't you like fat girls Tan? What kind of girls do you like?
Author tanbark813 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 Don't you like fat girls Tan? What kind of girls do you like? I don't have a super specific type. Aria Giovanni is ideal, IMO. I'd prefer T&A and a bit of a pooch over someone rail thin. But if she's significantly overweight then that's not my thing.
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