Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 The plan for our date was she would surprise me with our destination. I made sure I only had $50 in my wallet and I removed my credit cards. If she picked an expensive place I could flash her the near empty wallet. She changed the plan to her picking me up. Of all places she took me to a tattoo joint. She had scheduled herself to get a tattoo. I was very tense till SHE paid the artist up front.(this wasn't going to be expensive for me after all) She removed her blazer to reveal a shoulderless/sleeveless top. She was getting a tat on her shoulder....her 1st tattoo... I'm happy to say I later verified this. It was all very intense and even erotic. The artist (lucky dog) was leaning on her, she was in some pain, she was nervous, happy and breathing very hard. Her face glistened with sweat. I got to mop her head a few times....what a connection! She mostly looked at me when she wasn't closing her eyes. She squeezed my hand whenever it hurt. I was very turned on and could see she was too. She said she loved the Tattoo but kept asking me for reassurance. I'm not sure about the art quality, but the process turned me on and I told it was beautiful. I gambled in the parking lot... I rather aggressively kissed her, she vigorously returned the passion.In the car I massaged and kissed NEAR the fresh (sore) artwork. We stole kisses at traffic lights. In front of my place we very nearly did the deed in her car. We stumbled into my place, passion was so high!!! we had a tremendous time on the sofa. It was great. After spooning for an hour she got up and started dressing, I proudly noticed she was walking funny. I jumped up to do a victory strut, but found my legs were too weak and I fell back down. We made pleasant conversation as she dressed. B4 she left I opened my arms to indicate a hug. She misunderstood and tossed me a head of lettuce:eek:. I caught it and was too stunned to speak. She said "see you this weekend". ....gone.
xpaperxcutx Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 what do you mean tossed you a head of lettuc? you mean literally?
curiousnycgirl Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 WOOHOO, it sounds like a good time was had by all. :bunny:
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 what do you mean tossed you a head of lettuc? you mean literally? Yup, A fresh from the market head of lettuce. She did flash a look of confusion.."why does he want this lettuce" and I was stunned too..."why did she chuck the lettuce to me"
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 WOOHOO, it sounds like a good time was had by all. :bunny: She wiped me out! I was pretty studly if I do say so myself. I can't wait to see her again. I won't leave any lettuce out.
curiousnycgirl Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Yup, A fresh from the market head of lettuce. She did flash a look of confusion.."why does he want this lettuce" and I was stunned too..."why did she chuck the lettuce to me" Remember communication is key - you might want to figure this one out soon to nip any further confusion in the bud. But sounds like a wonderful start.
Art_Critic Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Well... It looks like GP got some head on his first date..
Art_Critic Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 You shared a close moment with the tat.. That was really pretty personal.. Good for you.. and the kissing.. passion.. Time for another date..
Prodigal Princess Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Remember communication is key - you might want to figure this one out soon to nip any further confusion in the bud. But sounds like a wonderful start. Um no, I say ignore this and never mention it again! It was just an inconsequential miscommunication. You are thinking, 'why did she throw a lettuce head at me?" and she is thinking, "why did he want me to throw a lettuce head at him?" I think its funny. But you guys have got a really cool vibe happening now; why break that by bringing up the one awkward moment of the first date? I like this chick, Gold Pile. I reckon you're onto a winner!
Art_Critic Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I proudly noticed she was walking funny. I jumped up to do a victory strut, but found my legs were too weak and I fell back down. I think you met your match... Platinum Pu$$y.. .. She sounds a bit Alpha Female.. Is that what you want ?
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 .... .. She sounds a bit Alpha Female.. Is that what you want ? She's fairly attractive and gave it up on our first date. (not to mention it was a cheap date) She is what I want.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 Remember communication is key - you might want to figure this one out soon to nip any further confusion in the bud. But sounds like a wonderful start. Someday we can look back on it and laugh. But I won't bring up such negatives till we have a few more evenings behind us. I'll just be sure no lettuce is around:laugh:
Lishy Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Oh GP I have missed you I actually laughed out loud at your post! The lettuce thing .... MUHAHHHAHAHA Oh you are a dear soul!
Trimmer Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Remember communication is key - you might want to figure this one out soon to nip any further confusion in the bud. But sounds like a wonderful start. Um no, I say ignore this and never mention it again! It was just an inconsequential miscommunication. You are thinking, 'why did she throw a lettuce head at me?" and she is thinking, "why did he want me to throw a lettuce head at him?" I think its funny. But you guys have got a really cool vibe happening now; why break that by bringing up the one awkward moment of the first date? No, No, don't let this fester. How many times do we read on these forums how relationships seem to consistently bog down around lettuce issues that aren't dealt with in a forthright way?
Lishy Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 The trick is to never let a lettuce get in the way of a future relationship! Jeeeeze this girl gives out on the first date, she is a stayer for sure!
blind_otter Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 B4 she left I opened my arms to indicate a hug. She misunderstood and tossed me a head of lettuce:eek:. I caught it and was too stunned to speak. She said "see you this weekend". ....gone. Lettuce pray! I was there, watching, GP. I told her to chuck the lettuce by using my psychic powers. Lettuce is quite erotic, IMO. Cabbage....not so much.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 Oh GP I have missed you .... .....Oh you are a dear soul! I wish my ex GFs would say stuff like that.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 Lettuce pray! I was there, watching, GP. I told her to chuck the lettuce by using my psychic powers. Lettuce is quite erotic, IMO. Cabbage....not so much. I'll never look at your avatar the same way again. Tonight I'm calling my earier date (the nurse) to ask if she accidently took my sunglasses. I slipped a pair into her purse so as to have this excuse to call. This years outlay of stale (discounted) Valentines chocolate has earned me dates with 2 women, 1 so far leading to sex already. So far 3 other ladies have rejected my offers.(but they accepted the chocolate)
Lizzie60 Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 hahahaha this is too funny.... Good for you.. enjoy! It's fun to have many people 'aligned' isn't it?
Author Gold Pile Posted February 29, 2008 Author Posted February 29, 2008 Lizzie your profile pic is Hot, hot, hot . You'd get fresh chocolates from me.
Citizen Erased Posted February 29, 2008 Posted February 29, 2008 B4 she left I opened my arms to indicate a hug. She misunderstood and tossed me a head of lettuce:eek:. I caught it and was too stunned to speak. Best ending EVER
Lizzie60 Posted February 29, 2008 Posted February 29, 2008 Lizzie your profile pic is Hot, hot, hot . You'd get fresh chocolates from me. yooooohooooo.. I looove chocolate.. fresh and expensive chocolate..
Lucky555 Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 sounds like your quite the ladies man? I didn't know stale chocolate would have such an effect on women! Does it work on men? lol
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