Gold Pile Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 Ironically I was on my way to the car wash so my wheels would be clean for my date tonight. This giant bird...it looked like a tractor with wings.... (Wings that rival a 747) it swooped low and let go the mother of all craps. It was as if my car was drenched in 30 gallons of yogurt. The wipers and washer had trouble clearing it. Other drivers and pedestrians were gawking at me. At the car wash I found this sticky !@%# ! had sealed my doors shut. I had to lay down on the seat and push the door with my legs. The attendant was on the outside pulling at the door for all he was worth. When I finally got out I tipped the guy $2 , it looked like he took a yogurt-spinach bath. 3 washes later the crap was gone and I'm all set for tonight's date. My date is with a cashier who was pleased with the Valentines chocolate I gave her. I'll let ya know how it goes...if anyone gives a darn.
StrawberryLime Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 I'm sorry for your trouble and all, but I'll be darned if that didn't make me laugh so hard I cried.
littlekitty Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 maybe it ate some bad chocolate? :laugh: Poor you GP! *sits and waits for news of the date*
Author Gold Pile Posted February 27, 2008 Author Posted February 27, 2008 I'm sorry for your trouble and all, but I'll be darned if that didn't make me laugh so hard I cried. Then in some way the ordeal was worth it:) Thanks Kitty good one serabella:lmao:
blind_otter Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 So how did the date go?? Otter wants to live vicariously.
Lucky555 Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 did u know that is a sign of good luck! THE BIRD WAS A SIGN THAT THIS IS ONE SPECIAL DATE! Do let us know how it goes!
carhill Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 I think the story would've made a great date story (not at dinner of course), especially if the girl has a feral sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh and hope the date went well!
Author Gold Pile Posted February 28, 2008 Author Posted February 28, 2008 did u know that is a sign of good luck! THE BIRD WAS A SIGN THAT THIS IS ONE SPECIAL DATE! Do let us know how it goes! I posted "my 2nd choc date: cashier" as a new thread. Perhaps not a laugh riot (a few laughs for sure) but it was the most fun I've had in years.
sam light Posted March 1, 2008 Posted March 1, 2008 At the car wash I found this sticky !@%# ! had sealed my doors shut. I had to lay down on the seat and push the door with my legs. The attendant was on the outside pulling at the door for all he was worth. When I finally got out I tipped the guy $2 , it looked like he took a yogurt-spinach bath. $2!!!! he should have left you in the car.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 2, 2008 Author Posted March 2, 2008 $2!!!! he should have left you in the car. You're right. You should have seen that poor bastard... he was soaked. He just kept frowning and slightly whimpering about his plight. Next time my car is attacked by a foul boweled, prehistoric flying beast...I'll tip him $4.
Lizzie60 Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 did u know that is a sign of good luck! THE BIRD WAS A SIGN THAT THIS IS ONE SPECIAL DATE! Do let us know how it goes! Or it could be a sign of 'bad luck'.. a sh*tty date... OMG I'm laughing sooo hard.. this thread is hilarious..
Lizzie60 Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 GP... if you didn't exist.. we'd have to invent you.. You're sooo funny... my face hurts.. Geez.. too bad you're so far away... I loooove funny guys..
jerbear Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 You're right. You should have seen that poor bastard... he was soaked. He just kept frowning and slightly whimpering about his plight. Next time my car is attacked by a foul boweled, prehistoric flying beast...I'll tip him $4. $4? why not a simple $5? After the last wash did you wax the car?
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