Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 This Valentine's Day I passed out 16 boxes of stale chocolate (it's cheaper to buy them after VD and save them till the next year). I still have four 07's left over.... for the 09 Holiday. On VD I joined the smarter GPile clansters @ the hospital to watch my Aunt's appendix operation. Being there gives you the right to opt out of viewing the home movie that will be shown at Thanksgiving. Anyhow, one of her nurses was decent looking and @ 35+/- she's in my age range (18-80). I made a big show of giving my Aunt a box of chocolate. She wasn't allowed to eat B4 her operation and I meant to tell her later that it was stale...but I forgot. I visited my Aunt the next 2 days so I could chat up that nurse. I was hoping her stay would be extended by MINOR complications, no such luck. I asked nurse out and she said yes. She's been working wacky hours till today. I pick her up in 5 hours for a bite and a movie. Sunday morning I'm asking the supermarket cashier lady out. She was pleased with her Chocolates too. I always grab a few things @ the market on Sunday cause she's only there PT on the weekends. Maybe I'll have her scan a box of magnum condoms B4 I ask her. Don't suppose anyone wants to wish me luck.
underpants Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 she's in my age range (18-80). It is good to have standards. Sunday morning I'm asking the supermarket cashier lady out. Maybe you could give her a coupon that entitles the bearer to a date with goldpile and a number to claim the prize. Don't trap her at the checkout, and no condom purchase, she has probably already seen that approach. Good luck.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2008 Author Posted February 23, 2008 Thanks underpants. I haven't done the coupon gimmick since I was 19. Over the last few months I've had her scan Magnum and ribbed condoms. But I made a point of not hitting on her. Not sure what to do with my unused Mags:confused:
underpants Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Not sure what to do with my unused Mags:confused: Purchase some large banannas or cucumbers and use the extra condoms as produce baggies. Keep your produce safe.
Art_Critic Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Time to hit the Grocery store dumpster and pick up some out of date food for dinner tonight.. A nice 3 day out of date Salmon.. cooked just right nobody will know that it was free.. Have Fun GP.. She will see your charm a mile away...
xpaperxcutx Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Time to hit the Grocery store dumpster and pick up some out of date food for dinner tonight.. A nice 3 day out of date Salmon.. cooked just right nobody will know that it was free.. Have Fun GP.. She will see your charm a mile away... I hope you'll be the one paying for the hospital bill later on....
Art_Critic Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 I hope you'll be the one paying for the hospital bill later on.... If dinner is timed just right I would think that visiting his Aunt in the hospital after Dinner would kill 2 birds with one stone.. His date will be already within walking distance to the ER...
Jilly Bean Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Maybe I'll have her scan a box of magnum condoms B4 I ask her. Then you sure as sh*t better be able to fill them...
2sunny Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 T Anyhow, one of her nurses was decent looking and @ 35+/- she's in my age range (18-80). Don't suppose anyone wants to wish me luck. sh@t GP for some reason i remembered you as 40-45 age range... good luck with your date! seriously!
Lizzie60 Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 You are too much GP.. I wish you luck with all of them... Lucky girls..
EYECANDY000 Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 (edited) I would love one of those boxes of stale chocolate! You said you have four left!!!! anyways have fun on the date tonight , and next week. sounds like you are going to be busy for the next few days. oh yea, Magnums are great for water balloons! Is that the reason why you wanted the big condoms? Edited February 23, 2008 by EYECANDY000
LexiB Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Hold on...you gave the cashier stale chocolate & she "was pleased" with it & willing to go out with you?? You got skillz man, skillz
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2008 Author Posted February 24, 2008 Hold on...you gave the cashier stale chocolate & she "was pleased" with it & willing to go out with you?? You got skillz man, skillz Over the last 10 years I've only met 5 or 6 (out of say...150) women rude enough to complain about the stale chocolates. It's the thought that counts. They think I purchased them recently. I just complain to them that I paid top dollar for defective candy....and offer to buy them a real meal because I feel so bad. I'll ask the cashier out about 12 hours from now...I expect she'll accept.
Lizzie60 Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Over the last 10 years I've only met 5 or 6 (out of say...150) women rude enough to complain about the stale chocolates. It's the thought that counts. They think I purchased them recently. I just complain to them that I paid top dollar for defective candy....and offer to buy them a real meal because I feel so bad. I'll ask the cashier out about 12 hours from now...I expect she'll accept. You're wise.. GP... wise guy.. I like that.. How did your date go tonite?
Trimmer Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 I visited my Aunt the next 2 days so I could chat up that nurse. I was hoping her stay would be extended by MINOR complications, no such luck. Damn! What a bad bit of luck that your Aunt came through with flying colors...
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2008 Author Posted February 24, 2008 You're wise.. GP... wise guy.. I like that.. How did your date go tonite? It was a blah date. B4 heading to her place I had a couple slices of bread to fill me up so I could eat less of the more expensive food when dining out. I parked down the street from her place and phoned her that I was lost. This crafty lateness left little time for the slower service, higher priced places to dine. I know it's rude but I always order for myself 1st. Most attractive women are sensitive about appearing like hogs by contrast... I ordered a little salad, she did the same. With water/soda the total damage was under $15. I never date fat women so I'm not sure this method would work on them. They might strap on a feed-bag and inhale hundreds of $$ worth of meat. I updated a very old GP tactic. With cable/satellite/DVDs etc..the movie joints are starting to close. (it's just a trickle failing now, but just wait) I drove to a place I knew was shutdown months ago. I acted suprised and offered that we could watch a DVD at my place. She declined, we went to a theater in the next town. When I was 16 I took girls to a recently closed drive-in:eek: and offered we could park there and listen to my 8-track tapes. It usually worked! Although nurse gave me a quick hug and quicker kiss, I think she's interested. I think she considers me an odd but appealing character. I was home by 10. I'll text her a "thanks/fun" message Monday, then NC till I call her Thursday. (I slipped a pair of fold-up sunglasses in her purse) I'll ask her if she happened to aacidently take my shades, then offer another date.
Lizzie60 Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 OMG.. you made my day... I am laughing like crazy here... you are a nutcase.. I looooove you. I can't wait for an update of the next date...
Neptune Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 can count me in. Sorry `bout your date to stay on topic:laugh: but with Gold Pile back on LS.... count me in!!! Welcome Gold Pile;) Neptune
OpenBook Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 I don't get it. If the date was "blah" then why are you plotting and scheming for another date? And why do you feel you have to play all these tricks to get women to date you??
Neptune Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 OpenBook Most men have to do anything, everything and all things to get anywhere with any woman. Does that help:confused:
Lizzie60 Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 I think he's just being silly.. I love it... With some posters (Enema and GP, just to name a few ) when they post I jump on them.. I soooo enjoy their posts..
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2008 Author Posted February 24, 2008 I think he's just being silly.. I love it... With some posters (Enema and GP, just to name a few ) when they post I jump on them.... You may jump GP anytime:love: Thank You and Neptune for your support. Openbook, Blah dates can be the stepping stone to better (sexual!) dates down the road. Most of these "tricks" as you call them (I have to admit you've hurt my feelings some) are designed to save me money. As far as any tricks:( to get dates.... if giving heartfelt boxes of Valentines chocolate to a lady is a trick, then call me (and 85% of men) a trickster.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2008 Author Posted February 24, 2008 Time to hit the Grocery store dumpster and pick up some out of date food for dinner tonight.. A nice 3 day out of date Salmon.. cooked just right nobody will know that it was free.. Have Fun GP.. She will see your charm a mile away... :lmao: Art, you know me too well. If you wrap the fish in lots of foil (also found in dumpster)and drag it behind your car, the friction should have it cooked by the time ya arrive for the date.
OpenBook Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 If you wrap the fish in lots of foil (also found in dumpster)and drag it behind your car, the friction should have it cooked by the time ya arrive for the date. I will never eat fish on a date ever again.
amaysngrace Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 I just complain to them that I paid top dollar for defective candy....and offer to buy them a real meal because I feel so bad. A light salad is a real meal? No offense GP but you sound like a cheap liar to me. If you are cheap at least be man enough to admit it.
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