Elena62 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 A very good pal of mine emailed me and I reminded them to guy their partner a Valentines day card.....anyway, I got an email just now that said: "I was talking to my neighbor last evening and he told me his 50th wedding anniversary was coming up soon. i said WOW. lol i asked him what he was going to do to celebrate. "well", he said, " i took her to Hawaii on our 25th anniversary" I said how nice that must have been. he said "yeah, i think i'll go pick her back up for the 50th annivesary" *snort* Sorry, I had to laugh - all this feeling upset is cracking me up!
Miyamoto Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Lizzie60 Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 Hahaha.. good one... Here's one for this Valentine's Day... The Sweetness of Married Life A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan . . . All he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... ' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' 'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps and little quiches. 'But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...' 'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? OK, THEN, LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A$$ DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER. GOT IT, JACKASS?' ... and they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? MADE MY EYES TEAR UP . . . Why did a4a came to mind when I read this story..
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