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MissTiss Member

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In honor of Valentine's day, I am posting my bitter relationshipisms. They are what I've learned over the course of my years out there in the mad world of dating and love.

 

Post yours too! Call it therapy.

 

If your boyfriend and your good friend talk on the phone all the time - behind your back - you can bet they are screwing. Just sayin'

 

Hide your engagment ring if you have to take it off. Your soon to be ex-finance may steal it after a fight. Just sayin'

 

If a married man tells you his wife doesn't like sex anymore, he isn't lying. But remember, he just wants to get into your pants. Run. Just sayin'

 

If your boyfriend says he needs time to figure things out, he will continue to mess with your head until it explodes and then he will walk out of your life forever. Just sayin'

 

The one who falls into your lap when you least expect it and takes your breath away, won't feel the same about you. Just sayin'.

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If your unemployed waste of space BF of 4yrs finally decides to get off his sad ass and get a job, he'll probably realise after three weeks in his new job that he dont wanna be with you, meet someone else and break yur heart 1 week before xmas.

 

To add insult to an already serious injury, he will then ask you to leave immediately, make you drive 45miles home in hysterics, lie to you for the better poart of 3 weeks afterwards about seeing someone else, talk to you like a piece of worthless dog sh*t when you call sobbing down the phone.

 

He will then take 2 months (and counting) to tell you when its convenient for you to collect your things.

 

LESSON: DONT GO OUT WITH UNEMPLOYED, EGOTISTICAL, ARROGANT, SMALL MINDED LEACHES.

Art_Critic Established Member

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This morning on the morning radio show they did this 2 hour skit of " Ax the Ex "

 

You brought down stuff the ex left at your house and they take an ax to it and bust it up..Last year they did the same thing with a tree grinder..

 

This year they had a scorned woman show up with a dog.. a dog that her ex left with her..

She wanted to have the dog killed so she could win the trip they were giving away for the best prize..

 

They had security remove the dog from her and made her leave without the dog..

Now they are giving the dog away on the show..

She was pretty cold about it...

 

 

Sorry if you all have had it with V-day..

Breakups suck.......

 

I guess she has some bitter relationshipisms as well... but it seems she left reality with it all...

PinkRibbon Established Member

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Oh my god how sick is she???? No wonder he left her butt!! How horrible for the dog!!! Maybe the should put her under the ax.:mad:

 

Ok realationshipism for me:

 

If he tell you he hates you touching him then he probably has someone else touching him.

 

If he sits next to his friend when the 3 of you go out to eat and you sit by yourself then he probably doesn't want anyone to know he is married or with you.

 

If he refuses to wear his wedding ring then he probably is not proud of being married.

lovesparis Established Member

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well i don't believe in animal cruelty, but i think she should have won the prize for creativity.

melodymatters Established Member

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This is funny Misstiss !

 

His ex will only find the need to call 5 times a day one you two start dating.

 

If he is a hard worker and you invest money to start a business with him, he will suddenly lose all work ethic and you will end up in debt.

 

If you marry him and buy a house with him after 6 years of dating, he will leave within a month, make you refinace the house at great personal cost, and end up hooking up with his bass players rich mother who will then support him.

Art_Critic Established Member

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Maybe the should put her under the ax.:mad:

That seems to be what most of the callers has mentioned when they called in..

 

 

" If they have 2 hours in each day that they are unaccountable for they might NOT be cheating on you - They could be at the mall shopping away the retirement :) "

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LESSON: DONT GO OUT WITH UNEMPLOYED, EGOTISTICAL, ARROGANT, SMALL MINDED LEACHES.

 

Oh my. That... sounds familiar. :confused:

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This morning on the morning radio show they did this 2 hour skit of " Ax the Ex "

 

You brought down stuff the ex left at your house and they take an ax to it and bust it up..Last year they did the same thing with a tree grinder..

 

This year they had a scorned woman show up with a dog.. a dog that her ex left with her..

She wanted to have the dog killed so she could win the trip they were giving away for the best prize..

 

They had security remove the dog from her and made her leave without the dog..

Now they are giving the dog away on the show..

She was pretty cold about it...

 

 

Sorry if you all have had it with V-day..

Breakups suck.......

 

I guess she has some bitter relationshipisms as well... but it seems she left reality with it all...

 

 

OMG the dog. That woman needs help, or an exorcism.

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After he has told you that he needs space because your feelings are becoming a problem for him (the day before valentine's day mind you) he will then send you Happy Valentine's Day wishes through 3, count 'em, three. different. avenues. so that you are reminded once again that he DIDN'T want to be with you on this day or any other for that matter. Just sayin'

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If your boyfriend says he needs time to figure things out, he will continue to mess with your head until it explodes and then he will walk out of your life forever. Just sayin'

 

Yeah. That was me.

 

The one who falls into your lap when you least expect it and takes your breath away, won't feel the same about you. Just sayin'.

 

Most likely. Good one.

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The one who falls into your lap when you least expect it and takes your breath away, won't feel the same about you. Just sayin'.

 

 

OR - you both take each other's breath away - and go riding off into the sunset... Just sayin'. ;)

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OR - you both take each other's breath away - and go riding off into the sunset... Just sayin'. ;)

 

Yeah sure, like that's going to happen. More shots at winning the lotto.

sandflea Established Member

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Yeah sure, like that's going to happen. More shots at winning the lotto.

 

Happens every day. People fall in love. Yep. You did once, you will again.

 

You have to open your heart, and take a chance for it to happen though.

 

We all know the risks..

Art_Critic Established Member

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Yeah sure, like that's going to happen. More shots at winning the lotto.

 

 

~~ One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.. ~~

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Happens every day. People fall in love. Yep. You did once, you will again.

 

You have to open your heart, and take a chance for it to happen though.

 

We all know the risks..

 

~~ One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.. ~~

 

Yes yes, you may fall in love again, that's for sure.

 

The chances are that it'll go: The one who falls into your lap when you least expect it and takes your breath away, won't feel the same about you. Just sayin'.

 

Are stack up against you, that's how it goes 99.99% of the time.

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~~ One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.. ~~

 

 

I'm so glad that happened for you Art, but in reality many people go through life without ever finding a truly fufilling relationship.

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If she says she needs "space", she's done. She just doesn't want to be bothered by actually talking to you about the breakup.

 

If it goes from a "break" to a "breakup" with no conversations at all, it's probably going to continue to get worse. Oh, and she probably has found someone new.

Art_Critic Established Member

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I'm so glad that happened for you Art, but in reality many people go through life without ever finding a truly fufilling relationship.

 

I'm 44.. I did go thru most of my life without finding one Melody.. my first marriage wasn't a fulfilling relationship and it took all the relationships and stuff I had been thru in my 44 years to get to the point where I was open to a fulfilling relationship.

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Yes yes, you may fall in love again, that's for sure.

 

The chances are that it'll go: The one who falls into your lap when you least expect it and takes your breath away, won't feel the same about you. Just sayin'.

 

Are stack up against you, that's how it goes 99.99% of the time.

 

Maybe. Hey, I'm probably one of your statistics. Still, You never know. That's what keeps life exciting. That's what make it worth living...

 

I'm 39. My first marriage lasted 10 years, and ended 3 years ago today. Since then I've dated all kinds of people, and been engaged once.

 

I know someone is out there for me. And I'll keep looking until I find her.

 

My heart has surprised me at how resilliant it is. I mean, I thought I'd never love again. I was wrong.

 

Peace, Ariadne. May your wildest dreams come true.

 

SF

Ariadne Established Member

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I know someone is out there for me. And I'll keep looking until I find her... Peace, Ariadne. May your wildest dreams come true.

 

Thank you. You too.

 

Good luck in finding the one out there for you.

Ruby Established Member

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You think they will change when you give them another chance, they make you feel so wonderful and confident that things have changed and then POW ... Nothin has changed!

 

Suprise surprise!

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If she says she needs "space", she's done. She just doesn't want to be bothered by actually talking to you about the breakup.

 

If it goes from a "break" to a "breakup" with no conversations at all, it's probably going to continue to get worse. Oh, and she probably has found someone new.

 

Exactly what happened to me. Well said, sir.

prisonbreak Established Member

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Sandflea- Thanks for staying so positive! Everyones down today. Thanks for keeping the hope alive...much needed today!

sandflea Established Member

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I know. Today is tough for all of us.

 

I wish it was easier. Hang in there...

 

SF

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