Krytie TV Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Oooohh, I hate "tell me a story" girls. Eck
Author tanbark813 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) I can imagine your dates convo with her friend about your date... Her: "I went out with this really cute guy the other day and he barely talked at all." Friend: "Maybe he's just quiet?" Her: "You know.. I asked him 'You don't talk much, do you?' and you know what he said? just 'Nope.'" Friend: "That was all he said?" Her: "And then when his friends showed up at the train station, he talked about how his friends wife had the best voice and stuff. He barely spoke to me during our date, but then when he finally does start talking he talks about how great this other guys wife is." Good thing you were there to be able to assess how the date played out. Oh wait, that's right, you weren't. And I didn't "barely talk", I'm just not one of those people who are so braindead they have to constantly be running their mouth to feel comfortable. Edited February 14, 2008 by tanbark813
Star Gazer Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Oooohh, I hate "tell me a story" girls. Eck It can be said in a good way, ya know...
oppath Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 It can be said in a good way, ya know... If a girl asks me to tell her a story I say "ok, but we need to keep our voices down." Then I glance side to side and I whisper "I see dead people." Just kidding. The problem with a girl asking that question is most guys, our stories are "this time I banged this chick" or "this time this chick went psycho" or "this time I got really drunk and vomited on this girls tits." Those are the stories that guys tell guys. We don't have stories like the time our hair stylist screwed up and we didn't know what to do so we pulled into the $10 training place and the immigrant hair cutter did a fantastic job. My stories involve picking up 3 traveling nurses from Canada and convincing them to go skinny dipping with me in January because they are from Canada, they are used to the cold, and the water is only 55 which is warm in celsius. I can't tell that story on dates though it's a damn good story worthy of a high five. Don't ask "tell me a story" unless you can say "well, I'll go first."
sb129 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Are you getting this chick a Valentine Tan? Maybe you could get her one of those cards that sing to make up for your lack of "stories"
Author tanbark813 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Posted February 14, 2008 Are you getting this chick a Valentine Tan? Nope. Actually, it's funny you ask that. After the tournament last Saturday I was out at the bars with Joe and he asked the same thing. I told him it had only been two dates so I didn't think it was necessary. Joe: "Well yeah, but if you were really into her you'd get her something." Tan: "Hmm.. Yeah, you're right." I thought he had a good point.
sb129 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Nope. Actually, it's funny you ask that. After the tournament last Saturday I was out at the bars with Joe and he asked the same thing. I told him it had only been two dates so I didn't think it was necessary. Joe: "Well yeah, but if you were really into her you'd get her something." Tan: "Hmm.. Yeah, you're right." I thought he had a good point. Oh I have been dying to pull this out.. I guess you JUST AREN"T THAT INTO HER. oh well, roll on Sunday!
mental_traveller Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Listen to your gut! First, it's a bad sign she doesn't like your friends. Second, even if she does, she should be more tactful about any criticisms. She was brazen about it and that's red flag number 2. C'mon dude, you can see the signs already, this chick is not a keeper.
StartingOver07 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 If a girl asks me to tell her a story I say "ok, but we need to keep our voices down." Then I glance side to side and I whisper "I see dead people." Just kidding. The problem with a girl asking that question is most guys, our stories are "this time I banged this chick" or "this time this chick went psycho" or "this time I got really drunk and vomited on this girls tits." Those are the stories that guys tell guys. We don't have stories like the time our hair stylist screwed up and we didn't know what to do so we pulled into the $10 training place and the immigrant hair cutter did a fantastic job. My stories involve picking up 3 traveling nurses from Canada and convincing them to go skinny dipping with me in January because they are from Canada, they are used to the cold, and the water is only 55 which is warm in celsius. I can't tell that story on dates though it's a damn good story worthy of a high five. Don't ask "tell me a story" unless you can say "well, I'll go first." No, no! I want to hear more stories from you. These are great!
StartingOver07 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Nope. Actually, it's funny you ask that. After the tournament last Saturday I was out at the bars with Joe and he asked the same thing. I told him it had only been two dates so I didn't think it was necessary. Joe: "Well yeah, but if you were really into her you'd get her something." Tan: "Hmm.. Yeah, you're right." I thought he had a good point. Oh I have been dying to pull this out.. I guess you JUST AREN"T THAT INTO HER. oh well, roll on Sunday! I dunno. She's warranted 4 pages on LS!
Author tanbark813 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Posted February 14, 2008 C'mon dude, you can see the signs already, this chick is not a keeper. Yeah, I know. Ahh well.. I dunno. She's warranted 4 pages on LS! That's only because of the supercool responses.
Star Gazer Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Tan, tell me a story. Or make me a cool avatar.
Author tanbark813 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Posted February 14, 2008 Tan, tell me a story. Or make me a cool avatar. This one time, at work, I made you a cool avatar.
Star Gazer Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 This one time, at work, I made you a cool avatar. :slaps knee: Who's da funny man today? You da funny man!
Author tanbark813 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Posted February 14, 2008 :slaps knee: Who's da funny man today? You da funny man! Tanny's the big winner! Tanny wins!
Walk Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Good thing you were there to be able to assess how the date played out. Oh wait, that's right, you weren't. And I didn't "barely talk", I'm just not one of those people who are so braindead they have to constantly be running their mouth to feel comfortable. jesus.. I was trying to say she might have had a different perspective. I wasn't saying you did anything f'ing wrong. damn dude.
Author tanbark813 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Posted February 14, 2008 jesus.. I was trying to say she might have had a different perspective. I wasn't saying you did anything f'ing wrong. damn dude. Ahhh.. Fair enough.
johan Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 This one time, at work, I made you a cool avatar. :slaps knee: Who's da funny man today? You da funny man! What's a "GZR"? Is that "geezer"? I don't get it.
AriaIncognito Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 I'd say dump her. You can't date somebody who spells it "champeenship" :lmao:
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