Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 LOL! Thank's I really need to laugh today! So how about your UPS men?? We have one that's oh so nice.. he get's me all flustered when he deliver's a package....I wonder if I can request him all the time? AP:) I busted mine checkin' out my ass the last delivery. It was nice because I don't get that sort of attention at home. He was not sponge worthy though. So not as big of compliment.... but maybe he thought my ass was really gross and couldn't help but to stare?
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Well jeeeez, if that's you in the avatar, and I worked for UPS I'd give my notice UNLESS you were on my regular route!..... And yes, I meant to say that.... LOL! I just checked out your av...might I say I think you would look mighty fine in one of those UPS outfit's! AP:)
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 LOL! I just checked out your av...might I say I think you would look mighty fine in one of those UPS outfit's! AP:) I already photoshopped him into the "brown"...... "you want me to sign here?" "Make me!" see what happens when you tell it the way it is!
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 I already photoshopped him into the "brown"...... "you want me to sign here?" "Make me!" see what happens when you tell it the way it is! hehehehe! Your too funny a4a! I think I'm going to go place an online order.... right about now! AP:)
Moose Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 I couldn't work for a company that made me wear the same digs as everyone else.....that's too close to conforming to, "the man"..... But thanks for the compliment.....
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 I couldn't work for a company that made me wear the same digs as everyone else.....that's too close to conforming to, "the man"..... But thanks for the compliment..... How are you with Saran Wrap..... is that too conforming? (again I am direct in communication)
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 I couldn't work for a company that made me wear the same digs as everyone else.....that's too close to conforming to, "the man"..... But thanks for the compliment..... Moose.. You would spice up the uniform.. you would give it an extra special flair! AP:)
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 Interesting concept..... hire "hot delivery people" to boost the economy. New legislation for me to work on. How likely are you to order something to be delivered if you know a hottie will show up with your package? I think this could work!
JackJack Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Interesting concept..... hire "hot delivery people" to boost the economy. New legislation for me to work on. How likely are you to order something to be delivered if you know a hottie will show up with your package? I think this could work! I'm sorry, I had to go back and re read what you typed. You said; "a hottie will show up with your package." NOT....... "a hottie will give you his package." Sorry.
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Interesting concept..... hire "hot delivery people" to boost the economy. New legislation for me to work on. How likely are you to order something to be delivered if you know a hottie will show up with your package? I think this could work! I think your onto something here, I like it! let's think about this I will happily be your partner.. with this new leigslation, if you'll have me! AP:)
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 I think your onto something here, I like it! let's think about this I will happily be your partner.. with this new leigslation, if you'll have me! AP:) Seriously that would work. If one of the big companies did that they could charge extra for "special delivery".
Moose Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 How are you with Saran Wrap..... is that too conforming?Not at first.....but once I get comfortable in it.....well, then it starts getting a little stuffy....WAIT.....you been spyin' on me?Moose.. You would spice up the uniform.. you would give it an extra special flair! A brownie with antlers.....yep.....that's flare all right.... :love:AP, you're too kind, and flattery will get you everywhere!
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 I'm sorry, I had to go back and re read what you typed. You said; "a hottie will show up with your package." NOT....... "a hottie will give you his package." Sorry. You're a slut Jack! (see said what I thought) :lmao:
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 Not at first.....but once I get comfortable in it.....well, then it starts getting a little stuffy....WAIT.....you been spyin' on me?:lmao:A brownie with antlers.....yep.....that's flare all right.... :love:AP, you're too kind, and flattery will get you everywhere! what will 5 bucks and a half a tube of toothpaste get me?
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Seriously that would work. If one of the big companies did that they could charge extra for "special delivery". I smell a goldmine my friend! AP:)
Moose Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 what will 5 bucks and a half a tube of toothpaste get me?I dunno, a pitcher of beer that tastes minty? Just joking......put that fork away.....love ya, mean it.....
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Not at first.....but once I get comfortable in it.....well, then it starts getting a little stuffy....WAIT.....you been spyin' on me?:lmao:A brownie with antlers.....yep.....that's flare all right.... :love:AP, you're too kind, and flattery will get you everywhere! Hmmmm... Antler's... I say perfect way to deliver all those Christmas packages! Think of how many stay at home mom's would simply adore that! Me too kind....? a shuck's your sweet! AP:)
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 Hmmmm... Antler's... I say perfect way to deliver all those Christmas packages! Think of how many stay at home mom's would simply adore that! Me too kind....? a shuck's your sweet! AP:) Antlers are fine but I was thinking thong. note I am sexy because I just found hay in my hair. - I suck.
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Antlers are fine but I was thinking thong. note I am sexy because I just found hay in my hair. - I suck. how about the thong and the Antler's? I think that would be a striking combo.... would capture lot's of attention!:laugh: AP:)
Author a4a Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 how about the thong and the Antler's? I think that would be a striking combo.... would capture lot's of attention!:laugh: AP:) where do we put the jingle bells?
JackJack Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 You're a slut Jack! (see said what I thought) :lmao: Thank you.
Moose Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 where do we put the jingle bells?A thong?? If I won't even wear the regular uniform, what makes you think I'd voluntarily cause permanent damage to my.......um......bells......wearing a thong?? This "saying what you mean" kick is beginning to sound painful.....
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 where do we put the jingle bells? LOL! Perhap's we should ask Moose since he's are new UPS model!:bunny: What do you think Moose? AP:laugh:
Moose Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 What do you think Moose?I think my imagination is getting the best, um err, worst of me......
Meaplus3 Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 I think my imagination is getting the best, um err, worst of me...... LOL! Clean mind my friend...as you have a reputation to hold up to for the company... AP:)
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