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It is the first perfect night ever, and you declare strong feelings for each other. It is four in the morning and he is wanting some morning fun, and all of the sudden you let out a big fart accidentally.

How do you handle it?

Is this not the most embarrassing situation ever?

Has anything similar ever happened to you?

Just wondering.

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Oh yes, though it wasn't during sex, but yes. Laugh it off. My most embarrassing instance I now laugh about. So just turn it into being funny, which takes the edge off the embarrassing feeling.

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How would I handle it? I'd pull the sheets up over her head and give her a dutch oven.

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It is the first perfect night ever, and you declare strong feelings for each other. It is four in the morning and he is wanting some morning fun, and all of the sudden you let out a big fart accidentally.

How do you handle it?

Is this not the most embarrassing situation ever?

Has anything similar ever happened to you?

Just wondering.

 

Did you see that episode of SATC?

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wait so the girl lets out the fart before some morning sex?

 

Yeah I don't think I'd be around for any more morning fun after that, sorry, it'd be hard to get hard hearing that coming out from my partner (especially if I don't know them too, too well)

 

But if that happened to anyone, I'd laugh cause thats pretty funny. It'd make a good story.

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Lol. This should be in the "most mortifying incidents" thread.... Really funny!!!

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How big a fart are we talkin' about here, RC?

 

wait so the girl lets out the fart before some morning sex?

 

Yeah I don't think I'd be around for any more morning fun after that, sorry, it'd be hard to get hard hearing that coming out from my partner (especially if I don't know them too, too well)

 

You can't be serious? :confused: How old are you?

 

I remember the look on BF's face when he bent over in the kitchen to pick up something off the floor and let a tiny fart out. Pure mortification. He jolted right back up and looked at me like, "Did you hear that?" and I started laughing. He turned bright red, I went over and hugged him...such a bonding moment. :love:

 

But luckily he's never heard, seen, or smelled my bodily functions (yet).

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HAHAHAHA!

 

I think its great. My EX-GF never had a problem farting when she was with me, after the initial smell :sick: i felt good because it shows that she was comfortable with me.

 

Better out than in!

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How would I handle it? I'd pull the sheets up over her head and give her a dutch oven.

 

Aye, I second that.

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Has anything similar ever happened to you?

 

Actually no, never. How odious.:sick: How declasse'. Thank god that's never happened to me.

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Been there done that.

 

I've never taken the opportunity to bond over flatulence, but it wans't awkward, either, after about 4 seconds. We'd just kinda forget.

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Laughter. Simple as that. I can totally understand the embarrassment, but I don't know if I could ever really bond with someone who couldn't at least laugh at it.

 

Yeah I don't think I'd be around for any more morning fun after that, sorry, it'd be hard to get hard hearing that coming out from my partner (especially if I don't know them too, too well)

Maybe you'll feel differently about it in 4 or 5 years, when you're 18 or so...

 

He turned bright red, I went over and hugged him...such a bonding moment. :love:

My kind of girl.

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Are you seeing someone special, RC?

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Yes, spookie, for about a month now. The situation was hypothetical though but of course everyone does that.

Yeah it is like the SATC episode.

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Is it the hot New Zealander? :bunny::bunny:

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