Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Posted January 23, 2008 its 5 am on a wednesday here. Although that would be pretty sweet. Look if I could I would be. I think you know the answer to this
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 I think the true HMA would not be coming up with whiny excuses like "its 5am." Even I can just roll over and have sex at 5am if I want...
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Seems to be a big lack of evidence here...
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Posted January 23, 2008 its imposible to prove these kind of things, Im not your show horse, Im the HMA. you'll just have to believe. Some one always thinks there hornier. Or uses some other criteria to judge hornyness. Ive got mojo
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Im not your show horse, Im the HMA. That makes no sense... Seems all you can really show is an over compensation of arrogance to smokescreen your ignorance...
Tripper Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 What ever you say, dude... You're a legend in your own mind
american-woman Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 I have been the self proclaimed horniest man alive for many years now. It has stired up alot of controversy over the net. To me being the horniest man alive is a power, the power to be hornier then any other man living. Sex doesn't control me I control it! I'm both aware of my own sex apeal and that of the fairer sex. For me sex stuff is like time travel Sounds like sexual addiction
Pyro Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Only one man holds that title, that I'm aware of... You are correct. Riddler has challenged fot the title I guess you could be the arbiter if you wanted. Im sure neither one would pose an objection There is only one and it is I, but it goes without saying. I think it's kind of cute that you start a "horniest man alive" thread every few months. Nov 2006, Jan 2007, Mar 2007, and of course, now. I'm sure it has nothing to do with compensating for a teeny willy. I think I liked you best for that brief, shining moment in June, 2007 when you were flawless. :lmao::lmao:
blind_otter Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Why do I hear circus music playing while I read this thread?
Pyro Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Why do I hear circus music playing while I read this thread? :lmao: Is it my joker avvie?
blind_otter Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 :lmao: Is it my joker avvie? You know heath ledger died yesterday? They think it was a drug overdose. He played the joker in the newest batman...that's him in your avatar.
Pyro Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 You know heath ledger died yesterday? They think it was a drug overdose. He played the joker in the newest batman...that's him in your avatar. You're a fast one. About 10 different threads were started yesterday on that story. The family claims he had pneumonia, but he was also taking sleeping pills because he was under alot of stress from work. I also heard a story that playing the Joker messed with his head. Thats right. I put it up yesterday in his honor, plus I can not wait for the movie. July 18th for those who are counting.
Storyrider Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 thanks for digging up the past people, it made me realize i've been confusing storyrider with record producer! No wonder you thought you were attracted to me! :lmao: Oh, that is so, so sad. I'm crushed.
Star Gazer Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 You can't proclaim yourself the honor, someone else has to nominate you and grant you the award. IMO, you're not the winner - I do believe my BF is the horniest man alive.
Mustang Sally Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Hmmmmm. I don't know about your mojo.... But you do suffer from delusions of grandeur. Good luck with that. What are the perks of being the HMA? Do tell. 15 Vestal Virgins waiting to feed you grapes and fan you with palm leaves?
Storyrider Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Ha hahaha! He's been all "hey baby" with me ever since before xmas because he thought I was someone else!!!!!!!!! This does wonders for my ego. :lmao::lmao::lmao:
Trialbyfire Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Too bad this forum doesn't allow for software polling. We could settle this dispute, for the title of HMA.
swansong519 Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics..... So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black.
Citizen Erased Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics..... So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black. I second this.
Pyro Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics..... So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black. :lmao: Heath Ledger is even laughing at this as we speak.
Author Green Posted January 24, 2008 Author Posted January 24, 2008 The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics..... So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black. First off I dont think I was born then. Second if I don't do anything sexual for a long time I lose all hornyness. Doing sexual things has an avalanche affect for me, you know kind of like with hue hefner. thanks for your canadien sense of humor
underpants Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 First off I dont think I was born then. Second if I don't do anything sexual for a long time I lose all hornyness. Doing sexual things has an avalanche affect for me, you know kind of like with hue hefner. thanks for your canadien sense of humor So sex is like kryptonite to you? It turns you into an ed prune that, hopefully has enough money to pay for chicks to act like he is 'the man'? Really?
Author Green Posted January 24, 2008 Author Posted January 24, 2008 So sex is like kryptonite to you? It turns you into an ed prune that, hopefully has enough money to pay for chicks to act like he is 'the man'? Really? I dont pay for chicks, and I dont know what your talking about. Sex is more like those coins mario gets, when he collects 100 he gets a life or a star falls from the sky or something
Pyro Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 I dont pay for chicks, and I dont know what your talking about. Sex is more like those coins mario gets, when he collects 100 he gets a life or a star falls from the sky or something :lmao: You ever thought of being a comedian KMT? More like when he collects 100, he gets crabs or gonorrhea or something.
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