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Happy update: he's learning really fast!

 

We've hung out twice since our last semi-awkward date. The first time, he hugged me (all on his own) while we were watching a movie. Not only that, but after the movie was over, he initiated a kiss... which led to us making out for 2 hours. :rolleyes: Though nothing even remotely dirty happened (much to my disappointment) I KNOW he had a boner... which I am going to take as a clue that he's not asexual as was previously speculated.

 

Tonight was more of the same. :) The making out was better. The cuddling was AMAZING. He kissed my hair, my hands, the back of my neck; outlined my face with his hands. Basically, did all the stuff that makes me completely melt, that I find hard to come by even amongst normal guys. We talked and kissed for hours. I am HAPPY. He GETS me. The dumbest things I don't tell anyone cause they wouldn't understand... he's thought them too. :love:

 

I really like this mushy falling-in-love phase.

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I'm kind of disappointed. I thought this thread was about Johan. Oh welll....I guess he'll learn how to make love again on his own.

 

I'm really happy for you though.

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I'm kind of disappointed. I thought this thread was about Johan. Oh welll....
:laugh: I was going to say the same thing
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:laugh: I was going to say the same thing

 

Great minds...;)

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Glad to hear it's going well.

 

Good luck with your nerd!

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Spookie I get the sense that you have BPD, no offense

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Spookie I get the sense that you have BPD, no offense

 

What?

 

Why?

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Glad to hear it's going well.

 

Good luck with your nerd!

Oh is this what became of the how to get a nerd interested thread.

 

I see you figured it out awesome I'm so happy to see things are looking up for you hope you guys work out :D

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Ack.

 

And now I have a really bad feeling about this.

 

It sounds like: I met this guy two days ago that I don't know anything about (we talked a few times), he's mental, I'm seducing him into bed... oh, and he's the love of my life and we'll be together ever after.

 

Hmmm...........

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Ack.

 

And now I have a really bad feeling about this.

 

It sounds like: I met this guy two days ago that I don't know anything about (we talked a few times), he's mental, I'm seducing him into bed... oh, and he's the love of my life and we'll be together ever after.

 

Hmmm...........

 

LOL.

 

Yah, it does sound like that, even to me.

 

Last night, after only a week, he asked me to be his girlfriend on facebook.

 

I mean, I'm glad he's not commitment-phobic, but that seems hasty, even to me. :eek:

 

But, we'll see how this goes. I think, generally, I either bond to people quickly or not at all. (My last ex and I, for example, were a couple in love by the end of date 1... and it lasted three years.)

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I KNOW he had a boner... which I am going to take as a clue that he's not asexual as was previously speculated.

 

:laugh:

 

Go get 'im, champ. :cool:

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Nice to hear things are progressing! :love:

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From what I've been given to understand, robots make good lovers. Good luck with this spook. Eyes wide open...

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Great minds...;)

 

Glad to hear you two finally made up.

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But, we'll see how this goes. I think, generally, I either bond to people quickly or not at all.

 

Well,

 

Hope is true love what you are finding there, it's starting to sound like a shot in the dark.

 

But at least you are enjoying your times together etc. See what happens.

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From what I've been given to understand, robots make good lovers.

 

Just because it's a robot, doesn't mean it's a sex machine ;)

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Just because it's a robot, doesn't mean it's a sex machine ;)

Faulty software or hardware...

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