Trialbyfire Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 It's not the sap in the pole but the glue in the gun? Don't be using glitter glue. It's a little...scratchy...and...girly...
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Ok, this is the funniest thread of 2008. (Hilrious, Trimmer) Too damn funny. You're hungry, CG? I'm sure whatever you eat will be big...and long. Kind of like a carrot maybe? I mean I doubt you eat small things...ever. Ha, and they call ME a size queen!
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 Don't be using glitter glue. It's a little...scratchy...and...girly... White glue, nix. Too white. Joints dissolve. School glue, see white glue. Wood glue, doesn't fill gaps well Epoxy, makes strong bonds, cracks less. This stuff has got potential. Cyanocrylate, super super glue. Bonds skin to skin forever. Rubber cement, I just don't know about this. Contact cement, it really smells. Construction adhesive, used for holding large sheets in place while you nail stuff down. Oh really? Thermoplastic. Sticky when wet and gets hard too fast. Makes brittle joints. Ha ha ha.
underpants Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 White glue, nix. Too white. Joints dissolve. School glue, see white glue. Wood glue, doesn't fill gaps well Epoxy, makes strong bonds, cracks less. This stuff has got potential. Cyanocrylate, super super glue. Bonds skin to skin forever. Rubber cement, I just don't know about this. Contact cement, it really smells. Construction adhesive, used for holding large sheets in place while you nail stuff down. Oh really? Thermoplastic. Sticky when wet and gets hard too fast. Makes brittle joints. Ha ha ha. The best epoxy comes in 2 parts. You have to know what you are doing. Rubber cement is for pansies. If you want a stong hold. You might have to weld.
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 The best epoxy comes in 2 parts. You have to know what you are doing. Rubber cement is for pansies. If you want a stong hold. You might have to weld. Hawt! Got to love welded bonds!
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 uhm...what are you guys talking about? What's with all the glue talk? I'm getting slightly dizzy. I think some of you have been sniffing it.
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 Ha! I guess we should have included Barge cement for Touche the sizist over here! Come on and play Touche. You know you love the metaphor. Besides. Seems we might just need a new name for ol' Giant Douche, though I'm perfectly content to call him GD until he becomes Mr. Carrot.
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Ha! I guess we should have included Barge cement for Touche the sizist over here! Come on and play Touche. You know you love the metaphor. Besides. Seems we might just need a new name for ol' Giant Douche, though I'm perfectly content to call him GD until he becomes Mr. Carrot. I'm playing, Carrot. I'm playing. But I think you're certifiably insane. How can FFYC (Future Father of Your Children, aka Freaking Frucking Yoyo Cocks*cker) resist you?
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 Touche you don't even know. Is there anyone around who has seen me and can tell Touche what a nightmare I am? I don't know how he does it. Especially since he told me, so I don't have to assume, the attraction is still all there. Balls of steel? Carrot
underpants Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Balls of steel? Carrot If they are made of steel then you can definately weld them.
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Touche you don't even know. Is there anyone around who has seen me and can tell Touche what a nightmare I am? I don't know how he does it. Especially since he told me, so I don't have to assume, the attraction is still all there. Balls of steel? Carrot Holy Moly...another doormat I have to convert into a Goddess. Will my work on here ever be done? Balls of steel? No. What's the opposite of that? Sounds like he has NO balls if you ask me. What the heck does this mean? There is reason to believe a multiple birth is in our future. He actually wouldn't shut up about it for a while. Could be why he broke up with me in the first place. Ok, clue me in...why did he break up with you? Because he spoke too much about having kids with you? HUH????
underpants Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 I don't know what's going on. However, I am inspired by this thread to incorporate welder madness into my next sexcapade (should I be so lucky). Can you imagine... Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable. Opens bathroom door with welder mask and blow torch. In knee high boots only. "Are you ready?" :lmao: (flashdance fantasy...she's a maniac, maniac on the floor...)
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Undies..."sexcapade?" Do people still have those? Hmmmm....
underpants Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Undies..."sexcapade?" Do people still have those? Hmmmm.... Much better then ice capades.
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 Holy Moly...another doormat I have to convert into a Goddess. Will my work on here ever be done? Balls of steel? No. What's the opposite of that? Sounds like he has NO balls if you ask me. Oh my GOD I laughed so hard I puked! That has to be the first time anyone has called me a doormat. I don't know what happened. I really don't. I suppose I could have asked but what would that have gained me? Carrot
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 I don't know what's going on. However, I am inspired by this thread to incorporate welder madness into my next sexcapade (should I be so lucky). Can you imagine... Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable. Opens bathroom door with welder mask and blow torch. In knee high boots only. "Are you ready?" :lmao: (flashdance fantasy...she's a maniac, maniac on the floor...) Mine is definitely less PG. I'm picturing restraints and a tarantula.
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Oh my GOD I laughed so hard I puked! That has to be the first time anyone has called me a doormat. I don't know what happened. I really don't. I suppose I could have asked but what would that have gained me? Carrot Ok, well I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you didn't puke out the rest of your backbone. You suppose you could have asked? Are you serious? Oh my. Yeah, Undies...sexcapades trump ice capades...although they both involve slippery things.
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 You suppose you could have asked? Are you serious? Oh my. What's the point in asking? Really? He didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. He didn't want anyone else. We were blissed out happy. Then from out of nowhere he dumped me cold. What could he have said that would have made a difference? I didn't see a point in asking why....
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 What's the point in asking? Really? He didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. He didn't want anyone else. We were blissed out happy. Then from out of nowhere he dumped me cold. What could he have said that would have made a difference? I didn't see a point in asking why.... Ok, normally I'd agree with you but aren't you saying that there's a possibility of your getting back together (if you aren't already - not clear on that point.) I mean how will you have his kids if you never get back together, right? Then in that case wouldn't you want to know?
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 Ok, normally I'd agree with you but aren't you saying that there's a possibility of your getting back together (if you aren't already - not clear on that point.) I mean how will you have his kids if you never get back together, right? Then in that case wouldn't you want to know? Ah. I get you. Yah. I don't need to know what happened then. We've got whatever we've got now. Now is more important to me than then. Carrot
cant let go Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 first: this thread is hilarious second: carrot... what are you talking about with the births and stuff? if i didn't know better i might have thought you were trying to tell us you were pregnant.
underpants Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Ah. I get you. Yah. I don't need to know what happened then. We've got whatever we've got now. Now is more important to me than then. Carrot Not to get all downer and serious. However, have you and GD discussed the issues that led to the first break? You don't want a repeat performance. Yes, you do have to have serious discussion to gauge future decisions. For YOU and for him. Touche and TBF are really great goddesses. I am a mere merkin smite happy imp. I revel in mischeif.
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 first: this thread is hilarious second: carrot... what are you talking about with the births and stuff? if i didn't know better i might have thought you were trying to tell us you were pregnant. Yah. That would require sex and since he won't do it unless we're in a committed thing, the twins and triplets will have to wait in the recesses of GD's fantasies until that day comes. He assures me that his mother will babysit so obviously I have nothing to worry about. What a guy.... Sorry for the tease luv. You all will be the first to know when I finally get some again! Promise! Carrot
Touche Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Not to get all downer and serious. However, have you and GD discussed the issues that led to the first break? You don't want a repeat performance. Yes, you do have to have serious discussion to gauge future decisions. For YOU and for him. Touche and TBF are really great goddesses. I am a mere merkin smite happy imp. I revel in mischeif. Yes, exactly on the bolded part. You just said it better than I did. That's what I was getting at. It's fine to live in the here and now I guess but you're leaving yourself open to potential heart break again. You're a goddess too, Undies. Don't ever think otherwise. You are.
Author carrotgirl Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 Not to get all downer and serious. However, have you and GD discussed the issues that led to the first break? You don't want a repeat performance. Yes, you do have to have serious discussion to gauge future decisions. For YOU and for him. Touche and TBF are really great goddesses. I am a mere merkin smite happy imp. I revel in mischeif. Bah. You're lovely. We don't discuss the issues that led to the break in any formal this is what led to the break talk. What we do instead is just talk about issues. Some timely, some timely and related to what was in the past. The rest we discuss as stuff in the past that we have new understanding about when the new understanding comes. We're talking. Carrot
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