johan Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I need a naked woman in my house, and there are none to be found. Everything else in my life feels pretty good at the moment, but I need that one last thing. Actually, not completely naked. I like to remove the last little bit myself.
tanbark813 Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 The night is young, my man. Go pick one up.
BeautifulMystique Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 You sure you couldn't find one in your house? You checked everywhere?
Author johan Posted January 19, 2008 Author Posted January 19, 2008 You sure you couldn't find one in your house? You checked everywhere? I didn't look. I don't think I really need to. My thermostat is set to 60, so I guarantee there are no naked women here. I want a hot northern chick who is used to cold weather, and knows how to keep warm.
Author johan Posted January 19, 2008 Author Posted January 19, 2008 The night is young, my man. Go pick one up. I'm thinking about it. But McLaughlin group is on tonight. It's a dilemma.
BeautifulMystique Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I didn't look. I don't think I really need to. My thermostat is set to 60, so I guarantee there are no naked women here. I want a hot northern chick who is used to cold weather, and knows how to keep warm. I'm sorry, honey. Wish I could help.
melodymatters Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Oh Fine, Im in a philanthropic point in my life, and wouldn't mind a vacay. Plus, I'm an excellent cook. Will PM my address, and the EXACT spelling of my name, so we don't have trouble with airport security... *sigh* what I do for my fellow love shackians
dropdeadlegs Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I'm thinking about it. But McLaughlin group is on tonight. It's a dilemma. McLaughlin or naked woman.....the choices are so tough! Even I would choose naked woman over McLaughlin! Get out! You don't expect "naked woman" to simply knock on your door, do you? You have to buy her a few Guinness's and assure her that you are, despite common belief of most men, sincere in your immediate attraction and need for nakedness. This is high school "need for nakedness 101", johan. Even in high school alcohol was usually involved. Surely you don't have a problem getting laid...I missed you on "picture day" but D_C convinced me that you would have no problem in this area. You only need to sacrifice your body (and possibly your soul) to find such relief! Is that really such a sacrifice? I though you had plenty of "pussy" in your house anyway.
underpants Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I need a naked man in my house. So, to some degree I can empathize.
Meaplus3 Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I didn't look. I don't think I really need to. My thermostat is set to 60, so I guarantee there are no naked women here. I want a hot northern chick who is used to cold weather, and knows how to keep warm. Well... I'm a northern chick alright! Very northern infact...! AP:)
Citizen Erased Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 What is McLaughlin group? Must be pretty good if you would prefer that over picking up and getting laid
Author johan Posted January 19, 2008 Author Posted January 19, 2008 Oh Fine, Im in a philanthropic point in my life, and wouldn't mind a vacay. Plus, I'm an excellent cook. Will PM my address, and the EXACT spelling of my name, so we don't have trouble with airport security... *sigh* what I do for my fellow love shackians Will will receive large rewards for your generosity. McLaughlin or naked woman.....the choices are so tough! What is McLaughlin group? Must be pretty good if you would prefer that over picking up and getting laid Well, he has Monica Crowley on now, so that kind of makes it make sense. Although I have several things I'd prefer she do with her mouth besides talk about politics. I need a naked man in my house. So, to some degree I can empathize. I am on your side. Let's both make it a goal to get naked people into our houses!
PLAYBRAT Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Sigh...sorry I can't help....though I'm ALMOST naked. I'm in my bathrobe...but I have curlers in my hair and pimple cream on my nose.. I can see you Swooning from way over here....
Author johan Posted January 19, 2008 Author Posted January 19, 2008 Sigh...sorry I can't help....though I'm ALMOST naked. I'm in my bathrobe...but I have curlers in my hair and pimple cream on my nose.. I can see you Swooning from way over here.... Only the bathrobe?
PLAYBRAT Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 Yep....In my bathrobe, curlers, with a bottle of wine..LOL I know. I know sounds pathetic. Where's MY naked man?
oppath Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I understand this problem. Earlier today, a girl walked by in tight pants that looked like a fruit roll up on her body. He said "I wish I were those pants." Me: "I don't want to be her pants. I'd rather be the guy that's f*cking her."
carrotgirl Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 My naked man is sleeping. My naked man. I like it. Carrot
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