Ocean-Blue Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 No, I was just reflecting on my nerdom. You know...slams scarf in car door, tp on shoe... things like this. Silly Universe. Sounds like me... On my first date with my bf, I ended up squirting ketchup on my top.
Author underpants Posted January 21, 2008 Author Posted January 21, 2008 Sounds like me... On my first date with my bf, I ended up squirting ketchup on my top. I feel you. I had a very pretty white shirt picked out then my better brain decided against it. At the movie I went to eat a piece of popcorn and missed and ...of course it landed square between my clevage. I did think ...how bold and wonderful to ask him to get that for me. Then again, best saved for a later date/mishap. I retrieved the kernal in the bathroom where I stumbled onto a lost piece of toilet paper. I am just too sexy.
Ocean-Blue Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 I feel you. I had a very pretty white shirt picked out then my better brain decided against it. At the movie I went to eat a piece of popcorn and missed and ...of course it landed square between my clevage. I did think ...how bold and wonderful to ask him to get that for me. Then again, best saved for a later date/mishap. I retrieved the kernal in the bathroom where I stumbled onto a lost piece of toilet paper. I am just too sexy. You and I are soul sisters then. I'm a spiller and babbler. I say the wrong thing at the wrong time and have a tendency to tip over things... When I was younger, a cousin of mine used to move her Royal Dolton (or whatever) dolls out of the way depending on where I sat. I'm a legend in the family.
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