Nemo Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 But my problem is that I am just not attracted to male penguins- and I have a seafood allergy. I'll frolick in the frigid waters and that sort of stuff.... but I sure aint layin' no egg.... not unless Johan is willing to sit on it for me for the winter. I've received some PMs saying johan has a hot butt, but I didn't realise those LSers meant it literally. I hope your egg doesn't get too sweaty, because he might chafe.
Mary3 Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 :bunny:I bought the Discovery Planet Earth CD series and in the first episode the Penguins are huddling very close in severly frigid conditions. Maybe he imagines himself getting that close to you....
Green Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 Why god, Why! Why do bad things happen to hot women?
Author D-Lish Posted January 11, 2008 Author Posted January 11, 2008 Why god, Why! Why do bad things happen to hot women? The Devil Makes them do it because Eve took a bite of the apple.
Author D-Lish Posted January 11, 2008 Author Posted January 11, 2008 I've received some PMs saying johan has a hot butt, but I didn't realise those LSers meant it literally. I hope your egg doesn't get too sweaty, because he might chafe. Well it's a well known fact amongst us Pengies (that's what we prefer to be called" that vasoline helps prevent chaffing. I just hope Johan doesn't mind sitting still for that long... I'm worried he'd rather be off "Finding Nemo".
guin_girl Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) Shocknandawed "Where's guin girl when we need her?".... hmmmm something made me gravitate back to here after a year... who knew it would be a topic about penguins.... Edited January 12, 2008 by guin_girl
johan Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Well it's a well known fact amongst us Pengies (that's what we prefer to be called" that vasoline helps prevent chaffing. I just hope Johan doesn't mind sitting still for that long... I'm worried he'd rather be off "Finding Nemo". You know I'd probably screw that egg thing up. And you aren't going to really respect me if I just go have a seat on the egg while you go off and party with the girls. Can we trade off?
Nemo Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 You know I'd probably screw that egg thing up. And you aren't going to really respect me if I just go have a seat on the egg while you go off and party with the girls. Can we trade off? Is her butt as hot as yours?
johan Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 I imagine it is hotter. I frequently imagine that.
Ariadne Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 D-Lish, I haven't read this whole thread. It means you were frigid. Ariadne
johan Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 D-Lish, I haven't read this whole thread. It means you were frigid. Ariadne Well, that's that. I can still use my imagination, I hope.
Ariadne Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Well, that's that. I can still use my imagination, I hope. What are you talking about?
johan Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Ariadne is a genius. Yes, she seems to have found her form tonight. Not just this thread.
Ariadne Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Ariadne is a genius. Given that I didn't read this thread, you guys may be making fun of me and I don't know it.
Storyrider Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Given that I didn't read this thread, you guys may be making fun of me and I don't know it. No, no one else has put it quite that way. It makes sense. Not that she was really frigid, but it is the only explanation that makes sense to me.
Nemo Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 No, no one else has put it quite that way. It makes sense. Not that she was really frigid, but it is the only explanation that makes sense to me. Are you sure it's that black-and-white?
johan Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Given that I didn't read this thread, you guys may be making fun of me and I don't know it. No. You offered the only decent explanation, in remarkably few words.
Nemo Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 No. You offered the only decent explanation, in remarkably few words. Very true. My herpes explanation was definitely a long shot.
underpants Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Ariadne is a genius. Maybe there is something to that vortex power after all?
Storyrider Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Maybe there is something to that vortex power after all? We'll soon find out. Now I'm picturing the vortex like Dorothy's tornado, with Ariadne swirling around in it along with a bunch of other stuff, including Denver guy and a penguin or two.
underpants Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 We'll soon find out. Now I'm picturing the vortex like Dorothy's tornado, with Ariadne swirling around in it along with a bunch of other stuff, including Denver guy and a penguin or two. I want to design the mandala.
Ariadne Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 We'll soon find out. Now I'm picturing the vortex like Dorothy's tornado, with Ariadne swirling around in it along with a bunch of other stuff, including Denver guy and a penguin or two. Ok, me and a Dvd case Denver guy gave me and his picture and whatever stuff that is his. Oh yeah, I'm going there...
burning 4 revenge Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Given that I didn't read this thread, you guys may be making fun of me and I don't know it. Sometimes I make fun of you and I don't even know it
Nemo Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 Sometimes I make fun of you and I don't even know it Who told you that?
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