tanbark813 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Maybe he's making fun of your inability to fly.
KenzieAbsolutely Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 He was just basically saying you was a fat ugly penguin looking bitch. simple as that. it's not so hard to wrap your head around it. yeah, that's what i got out of it too. sorry. he sounds like a real jerk that you're better off without anyway. if you were such a penguin, he wouldn't be looking for a second date or a shag, so obviously he's just feeling rejected and like a huge loser. which he is.
KenzieAbsolutely Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Maybe he's making fun of your inability to fly. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ya know what? i change my vote. i think this is it.
Cobra_X30 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 You have 5 inches on me and we're the same height. Have you googled what that term means? EP, it's not the weight that counts... it's the distribution that matters! D-Lish, That has to be the dumbest insult ever! Watch yourself... he seems creepy and obsessive.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 He has a feather fetish. Plain and simple.
tanbark813 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 He has a feather fetish. Plain and simple. Yeah, but who doesn't, really?
LucreziaBorgia Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I found this in the urban dictionary: (from the Urban Dictionary site) Penguin Thumbsup 516 up, 164 down Thumbsdown When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back. That's the closest I could find. Of course it would be him as the penguin, but perhaps he is insinuating that you are a tease or something (I'm not insinuating you gave him a bj or anything, but just the making out and walking away part). Could be a non-bj specific definition he is getting at? Not sure. Either way, he sounds like a real assclown.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Yeah, but who doesn't, really? Dang, got me on that one;)
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I found this in the urban dictionary: (from the Urban Dictionary site) That's the closest I could find. Of course it would be him as the penguin, but perhaps he is insinuating that you are a tease or something (I'm not insinuating you gave him a bj or anything, but just the making out and walking away part). Could be a non-bj specific definition he is getting at? Not sure. Either way, he sounds like a real assclown. Nicely done on the research! I'm still going with feathers though. And the waddle. He likes the waddle I'm sure of it.
Geishawhelk Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Yeah, but who doesn't, really? Sexy is using a feather - kinky is using the whole chicken.... ...or penguin....
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Sexy is using a feather - kinky is using the whole chicken.... ...or penguin.... Sexy is grinding. Not sexy is waddling.
KenzieAbsolutely Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Sexy is using a feather - kinky is using the whole chicken.... this is the best thing i've heard all week. thanks for that.
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 I found this in the urban dictionary: (from the Urban Dictionary site) That's the closest I could find. Of course it would be him as the penguin, but perhaps he is insinuating that you are a tease or something (I'm not insinuating you gave him a bj or anything, but just the making out and walking away part). Could be a non-bj specific definition he is getting at? Not sure. Either way, he sounds like a real assclown. Lol... Honestly- it didn't even get close to anything like that. We walked to our cars that were parked beside each other- and he surprised me by pushing me against the car and tried to shove his tongue in my mouth and I immediately turned my head and pushed him away. There was no making out.... He sent me the exact same message on POF again this morning.... looks like he is at it again... he goes in stages where he leaves me alone for a month or so and then starts poking me again with strange insults. I mean geez- I went out with this guy ONCE! I think our date lasted two hours before I excused myself and said I was tired. I didn't flirt with him or give him any signals I was intererested, I was just polite...that's it. He is such a creepster!
Art_Critic Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Can you not block him from contacting you on those sites ?.. If not.. it is time to email the dating site and let them handle it..
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 "YOU WERE GREAT IN MARCH OF THE PENGUINS" March of the Penguins is an anagram for "fun among herpes itch." Or maybe that should be the other way around.
Art_Critic Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 From POF Contact us page How Do I Block Other Users From Sending Me Mail? In order to block other users from mailing you, simply scroll to the bottom of their message, and click on Block User. also Deleted Profiles If your account was deleted and you have been banished by the computer that means you broke some rules. The most common reasons for being deleted are: 4. A lot of users reported that you were rude/mean. **** is the only major site that regularly removes users we believe are not fit to use our service. About .5% of users are deleted for being repeatedly rude, mean, harassing or insulting to other users. Edited so I just don't post their rules.. You know if he is doing it to you that he is doing it to other girls.. report him.. let them boot him off..
Author D-Lish Posted January 11, 2008 Author Posted January 11, 2008 From POF Contact us page also Edited so I just don't post their rules.. You know if he is doing it to you that he is doing it to other girls.. report him.. let them boot him off.. Thanks Art- I did block him the first time he did it- then he created another account and contacted me again. I also blocked his new account. It's the texts that bother me... I can't block him from my cell... I also can't change my number because I use it for work. I will contact POF and hopefully they will just block his IP address. Mind you- there are ways around that too...
Mary3 Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 He sounds like a pissed off Loser who shoved you against the car and tried to force himself . Be grateful you did not agree to be walked inside your door thus he might have gotten really nasty. Why does he know where you live ? Thats the first big NO NO on internet. You meet them in public . You dont tell them where you live or where you work . Ever never never....Thus you meet a stalker loser like this who now can figure out how to get inside your place. Call the police and get a restraining order. Keep all texts and emails as evidence. You might need them. Lesson learned from online dating....
Author D-Lish Posted January 11, 2008 Author Posted January 11, 2008 He sounds like a pissed off Loser who shoved you against the car and tried to force himself . Be grateful you did not agree to be walked inside your door thus he might have gotten really nasty. Why does he know where you live ? Thats the first big NO NO on internet. You meet them in public . You dont tell them where you live or where you work . Ever never never....Thus you meet a stalker loser like this who now can figure out how to get inside your place. Call the police and get a restraining order. Keep all texts and emails as evidence. You might need them. Lesson learned from online dating.... We did meet in public, and he doesn't know where I live as far as I know. I only said it was possible he does know because he knows my first and last name and all he would need to do is look me up in the phone book- and boom- the info is there.... I never invited him or anyone for that matter to my home from online dating. I'm careful about that. Sometimes, no matter how careful you are, people can find stuff out about you....
johan Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 Well, all I can say on this is I think it would be hot to see you pop up out of the water and land on your stomach with a fish in your mouth. That's saying something isn't it.
Nemo Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 Well, all I can say on this is I think it would be hot to see you pop up out of the water and land on your stomach with a fish in your mouth. That's saying something isn't it. :lmao: The dinner and dessert combo.
Author D-Lish Posted January 11, 2008 Author Posted January 11, 2008 :lmao: The dinner and dessert combo. But my problem is that I am just not attracted to male penguins- and I have a seafood allergy. I'll frolick in the frigid waters and that sort of stuff.... but I sure aint layin' no egg.... not unless Johan is willing to sit on it for me for the winter.
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