Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I think I was a penguin in a previous life. I have always wanted to be in a really long conga line.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I think I was a penguin in a previous life. I have always wanted to be in a really long conga line. Was this before the elephant and transexual dwarf or after?
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I agree with Johan that you should write "it takes one to know one" at which point his next move is anyones guess Or go NC. They're your two choices, I guess. What about some sort of "yo mama" reply? Possibly incorporating a penguin.
johan Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Or go NC. They're your two choices, I guess. What about some sort of "yo mama" reply? Possibly incorporating a penguin. That's funny as hell. But I'd be concerned about him escalating from penguins to baby seals. Still adorable, but not for long.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 That's funny as hell. But I'd be concerned about him escalating from penguins to baby seals. Still adorable, but not for long. I think a Walrus is a shot below the belt.
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 I don't think I'll ever get to the bottom of the insult. The guy's a raving lunatic- that's the bottom line. It's just that there are so many better insults than calling someone a Penguin.... If he keeps it up- I am going to have my cop friend pay him a visit.
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 That's funny as hell. But I'd be concerned about him escalating from penguins to baby seals. Still adorable, but not for long. You have a point. There should be an Arctic resort called Club Seal. Of course it would be hella expensive in the breeding season.
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 It's just that there are so many better insults than calling someone a Penguin.... To be honest, it's the best one I've heard in quite a while. In ALL CAPS, too.
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 If you are a tad heavy then he could be refering to you as a penguin, because penguins are short and stocky. No matter what it means, it's one stupid insult..... I think you either love it, or hate it. There's really no grey area.
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 If you are a tad heavy then he could be refering to you as a penguin, because penguins are short and stocky. No matter what it means, it's one stupid insult..... lol. Nope. 5'7... and around 110lbs..usually told I am underweight. Perhaps it is designed to do exactly what it is doing... piss me off enough to linger on it.
shockandawed Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Of course, now I am wondering if he is referring to Arctic Penguins or African Penguins. I have heard the African ones can be quite the little bastards.
madgun68 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I've never seen March of the Penguins so I don't know if there's a specific scene in the movie that would stand out if someone had watched it, but I know what comes to mind when I think of penguins.. Ever seen a poster with a huge group of penguins where they've specifically altered one so it stands out? (If they hadn't altered one, none of them would stand out from the others.) I think he's just butt-hurt about being rejected and is trying to say that there's nothing special about you.
jerbear Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 lol. Nope. 5'7... and around 110lbs..usually told I am underweight. Perhaps it is designed to do exactly what it is doing... piss me off enough to linger on it. Nice! Your cop friend can actually use the text messages to do a reverse phone check. That can actually narrow him down a few "John Smiths" Online dating and it was months ago... wow... I think he is just pulling your leg and trying to get you to talk to him. Either way he doesn't sound healthy.
Art_Critic Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 You can email customer service at all the places that he is harassing you at and in most cases his account will be canceled. I had a weirdo playing games with me on match a couple of years ago ( to which I believe was an old ex ).. anyhow... I finally got tired of her emailing me so I started to report her.. she got her account canceled on the first email I sent to customer service. I was fairly detailed in my email and let them know who she was.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 lol. Nope. 5'7... and around 110lbs..usually told I am underweight. Perhaps it is designed to do exactly what it is doing... piss me off enough to linger on it. You have 5 inches on me and we're the same height. Have you googled what that term means?
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 You have 5 inches on me and we're the same height. Have you googled what that term means? I'm hoping you meant to type weight.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I'm hoping you meant to type weight. Yeah, I did!! I mean, 5 inches on me but we're the same WEIGHT.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I've learned that a a movie was made March of the Penguins, but still no answer I can explain for that odd twisted text.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 The guy was simply refering to her as a penguin, like she was "great" playing a penguin in the movie. Stupid insult from an obviously stupid person:rolleyes: Reminds me of one of those people who makes a joke in a bar and where people should laugh, there's silence as they all turn with expressions of wtf?
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Love or hate the insult of being a penguin? I wouldn't love it, but I wouldn't hate it either. Penguins aren't exactly colourful characters. But they definitely have the classic and timeless look.
Lizzie60 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I have seen the movie and I see no connection to the date... He's strange that's all. Was your date in March? If it was, he just wanted to sound 'intelligent' with a cute little game of words... Just out of curiosity: Was that your first and only date? If it was, how come he knows where you work and all that?
Saxis Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I think a Walrus is a shot below the belt. Doesn't the walrus have the largest male reproductive organ in the world for mammals though? Not much of an insult! Maybe because you refused to have sex with him, he thinks you're a Nun?
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Doesn't the walrus have the largest male reproductive organ in the world for mammals though? Not much of an insult! Maybe because you refused to have sex with him, he thinks you're a Nun? They do, so the weirdo is saying that D-Lish has a large penis then.
ElvenPriestess Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 They do, so the weirdo is saying that D-Lish has a large penis then. Which validifies he's a retard.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Which validifies he's a retard. That was determined back on page one of this thread.
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