Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 ".... gee, I didn't recognize you without your hockey mask and giant axe"
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 ".... gee, I didn't recognize you without your hockey mask and giant axe" What?
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Maybe he is a movie critic and he hated that movie so by hurling that comment at you he felt that it insulted you. Here let me try: Hey D-Lish, you were great in Borat.
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 Don't mean to insult you further sorry but do you walk with any limp at all? Thats the 1st thing I think of when I hear penguin how they waddle. Again no offence ment just trying to figure out that insult as well really odd. I agree he sounds like a full blowen fruit cake if you can prove all this I would slap a restraning/protection order on his wierdo @ss so quick his head would spin! He dosent know were you live dose he? I hope not.. HAHAHA- LMAO. No, no. No waddle, no limp, no lazy eye or fake limbs. maybe it's because I don't swing my arms when I walk? lol.
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 What? Jason from Friday the 13th....
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Jason from Friday the 13th.... I know what you meant. I thought it was directed at me.
Chrome Barracuda Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 okay, so I went on one date with a weirdo about 6 months ago...and I had no chemistry with him and he was really pushy and forward. He tried to shove me up against his car and make out with me at the end of the date... and I literally had to push him off to get away. Anyhow- the next day he texted me that he wanted to go out again and I texted back that I didn't feel we had chemistry. That is when the abuse started- he said "wanna just f*ck then??" anyhow- I just ignored him, but his texts continued saying I led him on (I never did), that I was a b*tch, etc. Anyhow- I finally got rid of him... but he keeps finding me on Facebook, Lavalife- Plenty of fish and sending me the same message... I assume it's an insult- but I can't decipher it. he says: "YOU WERE GREAT IN MARCH OF THE PENGUINS".... any idea what this weirdo means when he says this? He just keeps saying this over and over... He was just basically saying you was a fat ugly penguin looking bitch. simple as that. it's not so hard to wrap your head around it. This guy, was a sore looser and couldnt stand being rejected by a woman he probably figures is gonna fall for his charms. Just stay away from him.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 http://kevin.spleck.net/smack_the_penguin/ Cool game.
shockandawed Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Where's guin girl when we need her? What a strange one...he doesn't know any particulars about you, right D?
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 Where's guin girl when we need her? What a strange one...he doesn't know any particulars about you, right D? Yes, he knows where I work. He has a general idea where I live- but considering he knows my first and last name- getting an address from 411 wouldn't be hard. He hasn't made any physical moves yet- it's just insults. And the date was months ago!
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Yes, he knows where I work. He has a general idea where I live- but considering he knows my first and last name- getting an address from 411 wouldn't be hard. He hasn't made any physical moves yet- it's just insults. And the date was months ago! Seriously, where did you find this guy?
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 He was just basically saying you was a fat ugly penguin looking bitch. simple as that. it's not so hard to wrap your head around it. I don't look anything like a penguin. What he should have said was "you were great in march of the cougars"
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 Seriously, where did you find this guy? Stupid online dating.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Stupid online dating. You will find some weirdos on there, but there are some good ones as well.
johan Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Do you slide off the ice into the water on your tummy and then dive for fish? Maybe he was trying to equate you to a penguin, because you do that. Otherwise, it's kind of hard to say. But, no matter what he meant, you can even the score by saying "it takes one to know one." That's always the best way to handle an insult. It's theoretically impossible to win and insult war if one or the other person keeps saying that.
shockandawed Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 My guess is he is referring to the frigidness of penguin life, but who knows.. What do you know about him?
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Do you have webbed feet? Are you a fan of raw fish? Just trying to get to the bottom of his comment.
burning 4 revenge Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Do you slide off the ice into the water on your tummy and then dive for fish? Maybe he was trying to equate you to a penguin, because you do that. Otherwise, it's kind of hard to say. But, no matter what he meant, you can even the score by saying "it takes one to know one." That's always the best way to handle an insult. It's theoretically impossible to win and insult war if one or the other person keeps saying that.but then she admits that she is a penguin.....which she is not....
Author D-Lish Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 My guess is he is referring to the frigidness of penguin life, but who knows.. What do you know about him? First and last name- details about his job. My cop friend can check him out- but I don't know his birthdate- because he has a common first and last name ... sort of like "John Smith", although that isn't his name. ;-) Johan, you make my day.
johan Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 but then she admits that she is a penguin.....which she is not.... Unless he ISN'T a penguin, in that case he would have been wrong to call her one. See how well that works? He can't escape it. Either he is a penguin, and that would make her one, too. Or else he isn't, and then his insult is useless. And he would never admit to being a penguin, so it could only be the latter.
Nemo Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Unless he ISN'T a penguin, in that case he would have been wrong to call her one. See how well that works? He can't escape it. Either he is a penguin, and that would make her one, too. Or else he isn't, and then his insult is useless. And he would never admit to being a penguin, so it could only be the latter. I think this "penguin" is beyond logic.
burning 4 revenge Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Unless he ISN'T a penguin, in that case he would have been wrong to call her one. See how well that works? He can't escape it. Either he is a penguin, and that would make her one, too. Or else he isn't, and then his insult is useless. And he would never admit to being a penguin, so it could only be the latter.I think you're right. I agree with Johan that you should write "it takes one to know one" at which point his next move is anyones guess
johan Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 Maybe it wasn't an insult at all. Maybe he was just saying she's adorable and kind of fun to watch.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 I think you're right. I agree with Johan that you should write "it takes one to know one" at which point his next move is anyones guess Has anyone told you that you're a genius?
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