Author maynicholas Posted December 20, 2007 Author Posted December 20, 2007 Wow, I'm gone for a day and all these replies! Thanks! Yeah, I'm not sure he knows he is lacking in that department! Poor thing- I guess that might explain the huge ego if he does know though. Well, I guess I'll have to order myself a 'special' xmas present this year since I wore out my old ones- which is why I've been using the live one. Not much comparison though.
Dynamo Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Well if one thing is certain, it's this: Don't tell him you think he's small. Most (if not all to some extent) guys are self-conscious about their size. If a girl were to call a man small (or even worse, laugh at how small he is) it would most certainly be humiliating and completely kill the mood.
Jilly Bean Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Dynamo - I thought ALL guys had issues with their size. Even the guys I've met who are overly-endowed have issues (truly). But, Barracuda - PIPED DOWN BY A MASSIVE TREE TRUNK - fabulous!
Green Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 I have really small hands, but what I consider a good sized unit. My voice is really deeeeeeeeeeep
spookie Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 This thread is making me sad =(. I miss my ex's penis and I don't know if I'll ever find one that nice. It was about 8 inches long, a great length around, nice color, looked good soft....
Jilly Bean Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 This thread is making me sad =(. I miss my ex's penis and I don't know if I'll ever find one that nice. It was about 8 inches long, a great length around, nice color, looked good soft.... There are some out there that are true works of art, agreed. Did you ever see the Clone-A-Willy, Spookie? Maybe next one that you adore you should do this to. You can make your own dildo at home of your guys cock. Makes a great Xmas (or Hostess) Gift! lol
Author maynicholas Posted December 20, 2007 Author Posted December 20, 2007 OMG- Clone a willy! If I wasn't worried about them thinking it was weird coming from me I would sooo get this for my BFF & her HB (they made a cast of her boobs- so this would be hilarious payback)!!! Maybe I'll tellher about it so she can get it for her HB.
long0118 Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 My ex bf had a teenie weenie too - it can be very frustrating! There's a Canadian product called Absorbshun (I think - I know it's an odd spelling) that will dry you up a little, so he therefore feels bigger. Also - try this twist on doggie style. Get doggie, then you lay all the way down so you're flat on your stomach (so he's basically laying on top of you, entering from behind) - that worked for us. Also doing stand-up doggie style with your legs pressed together (essentially, you can't make him bigger - so you have to try and make yourself tighter!) Hope that helps. That was the best I could come up with during our 2 years together. He was a good guy (just not The One), but I am now a firm believer in "Size DOES matter!" As a sidenote - it amazes me how guys seem to genuinely think that they are "big" - when they're not! C'mon...have you truly never seen another guy in a bathroom, locker room, somewhere for comparison?!
dramababe Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 I've learned that size is not important!! There are always ways around them, make the sex exciting!! Don't make it about getting in and getting out. If theres more to it, then you'll feel sensations and size wont matter. Try different positions that will get him in different angles that will feel good to you. Also try playing games and using toys to make it exciting. Of course its nice to have someone who just makes it feel good by going in, but trust me that **** gets boring after a while. Don't dwell on the size, make it fun It'll be a lot more pleasurable for the both of you!!
Dynamo Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 As a sidenote - it amazes me how guys seem to genuinely think that they are "big" - when they're not! C'mon...have you truly never seen another guy in a bathroom, locker room, somewhere for comparison?! Well, I can only speak for all the organized/team sports I played, but we certainly never sat there comparing dick sizes... Or, if they did, I was never invited/partook in it!! and besides.. A soft one and hard one are drastically different sizes..
Jilly Bean Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Well, I can only speak for all the organized/team sports I played, but we certainly never sat there comparing dick sizes... Thanks for killing my fantasy...
Dynamo Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Thanks for killing my fantasy... LOL! Well Jilly Bean, in defense of your fantasy I only played Basketball and Baseball a lot, it wouldn't surprise me to hear what those soccer players have been up to in the locker room...
Jilly Bean Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 LOL! Well Jilly Bean, in defense of your fantasy I only played Basketball and Baseball a lot, it wouldn't surprise me to hear what those soccer players have been up to in the locker room... LOL. Fantasy #12 has been saved! Though I may put you in it now, Dynamo...
Dynamo Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 LOL. Fantasy #12 has been saved! Though I may put you in it now, Dynamo... Hey, this show isn't free!
Stockalone Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Well, I can only speak for all the organized/team sports I played, but we certainly never sat there comparing dick sizes... Or, if they did, I was never invited/partook in it!! and besides.. A soft one and hard one are drastically different sizes.. I second that. In fact, I have never played any sports (including soccer and football) where we guys would have been comparing dick sizes. ...it wouldn't surprise me to hear what those soccer players have been up to in the locker room... What's that supposed to mean?
Dynamo Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 What's that supposed to mean? 'Twas only a joke. I meant no offense. I lack the foot dexterity to play soccer so I'm really in no position to mock it, haha.
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