underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Okay, I have had some very odd interactions with a fellow. I goes a little something like this: I can't like him.... Maybe I could try to get to know him... I give up... He likes me... He is incredibly almost crippling shy... He kissed me and ran away... I reached out an olive branch... He gave up... Then I gave up... Now, I will see him on Saturday. How do I handle this? I would love for a friendship to develop maybe the possibility of more, but so far this is like a game of footsie. With weeks and months between serves. He is not seeing anyone else and I am told he just holds up in his house. I don't know. Perhaps he is a serial killer.
sb129 Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Unders, is a man like this really your bag? You would eat him alive....
birdmadgirl Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Wow, underpants... your situation sounds a bit like mine, or at bit like what mine is destined to become. No wonder you've given me such great advice! It's easier for me to say, "Just go for it!" than it is for me to do it myself, but really... I think you should. You're my inspiration now. No pressure, though.
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Crab catching is an art. What works best is rotting meat in a large crab trap, which is sunk to the optimum ocean level.
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 Unders, is a man like this really your bag? You would eat him alive.... Oh...I would. He is delicious. Honestly, I don't know if he would be my bag. I don't know that much about him. He is attractive and he is really funny when he does come out of that shell of his. Then...he goes all silent. Also, it is frustrating to feel like you scare someone or freak them out. Really, I (and others) know he does this to himself. It is kind of funny because it almost seems like he gets mad about thinking about me. I was told he said ..."that unders is a together person...and she is so f'ing pretty. :mad:" I just wondered if there was a way to make him feel comfortable around me. It just might be too hard, and that is too bad. He seems like a cool guy.
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 Wow, underpants... your situation sounds a bit like mine, or at bit like what mine is destined to become. No wonder you've given me such great advice! It's easier for me to say, "Just go for it!" than it is for me to do it myself, but really... I think you should. You're my inspiration now. No pressure, though. I agree and that is probably why your sitch caught my attention. At least your crab man and you have email communication. I may come across and very bold and strong on here but I assure you I am a big fraidy pants in these types of scenerios in my real life. I did like my suggestion for help. Perhaps if he will acknowlege my existance on Sat then I will ask him to help me with something.
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 Crab catching is an art. What works best is rotting meat in a large crab trap, which is sunk to the optimum ocean level. TBF, You crack me up. (too bad I am not a crab) Growing up on the coast and spending many hours crabbing should have taught me some things huh? I used the rotted meat on a string technique. I guess in this scenerio I would be the rotted meat. What a pleasant thought. If I get him to latch on then I will flip him over and rub his stomach.
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 TBF, You crack me up. (too bad I am not a crab) Growing up on the coast and spending many hours crabbing should have taught me some things huh? I used the rotted meat on a string technique. I guess in this scenerio I would be the rotted meat. What a pleasant thought. If I get him to latch on then I will flip him over and rub his stomach. I wish I had some real advice for you but truthfully, I suck at interacting with shy, timid or sensitive people, so I thought I would at least try to make you laugh. Okay, I'll take a shot at this. Don't give him a choice. Show up at his place and bring dinner and plenty of alcohol. Who knows what might happen.
Star Gazer Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 I wish I had some real advice for you but truthfully, I suck at interacting with shy, timid or sensitive people, so I thought I would at least try to make you laugh. Okay, I'll take a shot at this. Don't give him a choice. Show up at his place and bring dinner and plenty of alcohol. Who knows what might happen. I suck at dealing with shy people too, and would totally go with TBF's suggestion!
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 I suck at dealing with shy people too, and would totally go with TBF's suggestion! How about being prepared and wear lingerie worth looking at?
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 I do not believe for one second that you two would show up in your underpants with dinner and wine. Oh God, that would so freak him out (and me). Although, it would make for an interesting thread once I made bail. Is that not 3rd month stuff?
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Very funny unders. Under your street clothing. As to dinner and wine, probably not but then the timid ones aren't my style. You know I attract NPDers...
Star Gazer Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 How about being prepared and wear lingerie worth looking at? I'm dying over here because BF is actually a little shy, and I did just that last night! He opened the door, looked at me up and down in my long, buttoned-up coat with just sexy heels poking out the bottom (a sexy little things underneath!) and started drooling... It worked. You should try it too, Unders.
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 I'm dying over here because BF is actually a little shy, and I did just that last night! He opened the door, looked at me up and down in my long, buttoned-up coat with just sexy heels poking out the bottom (a sexy little things underneath!) and started drooling... It worked. You should try it too, Unders. Haha...I don't think you need a shy guy to appreciate it and start drooling. Try knee-high boots with stiletto heels...that is all.
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 Awe, I wish you and Star would come over and give me a make over and pick out my outfit. btw...my hair could use some attention as well.
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 I'll bring the heat gun, what are you bringing Star?
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 Dang, Am I that ugly. A heat gun? Might as well bring the shop vac too. At home lipo, brought to you from the Home Depot.
Trialbyfire Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Oh stop it, you know you're adorable, funny and a killer catch. You just know your tools, that's all. Shrink wrapping?
Author underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 You just know your tools, that's all. Ha, well, I am trying to learn how to operate this one that I am interested in. ....that was naughty....don't tell Santa.
Star Gazer Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Shrink wrapping? I worked at a video store as a teenager where we re-sold used videos. You'd put this plastic wrap bag-like thing around it, and then use a heat gun to shrink the plastic to fit around the video. I bet some of the dudes at the store shrink wrapped their penises. It looked JUST LIKE this: http://www.dye-sublimation-products.com/sublimation-store/photos/shrinkwrap-lg.jpg See the gun?
KenzieAbsolutely Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Crab catching is an art. really? the wrestling team in high school didn't have any trouble at all. underpants...is it possible you like the challenge of the crab man more than anything else? maybe you would be bored with him if he made it easy on you.
KenzieAbsolutely Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 killer catch. as in deadliest? haha, get it...?
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