elesbanco24h Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Hi, I'm 47 yo and my wife is 38. We met when she was 27, and boy she was pretty. However, after giving birth to 3 children she is now saggy, fat, full of cellulite and broken veins. Disgusting. I'm overweight and bald, but it is OK for the man to be fat, not the woman. She was asking for it. Four years ago I used to work as a CEO of a corporation and made lots of money. Then I met this beautiful 22 y/o that totally blew my mind. I just had to have her. Trouble was, she had a fiance, so it took me a little extra effort to convince her to have an affair, but with my power and prestige in the company it wasn't that hard. Soon she broke her engagement and we were madly in love and having a delicious affair. Then the OW got pregnant, I lost focus and was fired. Now I'm a stay home daddy and my wife gives me a good allowance. So, to juggle things up, I have to, from time time, lock my children up and go spend time with the OW and her bastard child. Trouble is, the OW also got real fat after giving birth and I can't stand it. Then, at the playground, I hid my wedding band and met a very fine 33 yo lady. Folks, it was love at first sight! We've been together 3 weeks now and she's definetly the love of my life and I want to marry and have kids with her. So my question is: how do I manaage to get rid of my wife and OW#1 without anyone getting hurt? Your answers are truly appreciated!
Dazed1 Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Wow. Just wow. I f this is a serious post, I am mortified to belong to the same species, much less gender as this male biped. But, I'm calling BS. -Dazed
JamesM Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 I have a hard time believing the details of this story.
reboot Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 I have a hard time believing the details of this story.Ya think?
Cobra_X30 Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Go back under your bridge Troll! LOL.... this whole post is a complete load of garbage.
Owl Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 If it smells like poo, and looks like poo, and feels warm and squishy like poo...
abeliever Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Sounds like to me someone thinks this site is a joke and trying to prove a point. Only thing is they sound stupid no matter if it is real or not. This will be my last post on this one! abeliever
Sierra Sunrise Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Hahahhahahahah! This was a good belly laugh! Oh and if it isn't for laughs then I suggest you get some good help there buddy. Fat and bald huh? Hello Pot this is the Kettle. Yup good logic!
whichwayisup Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 OW and her bastard child You mean little bastard jr. I say invite all these women together and have an orgy. Maybe your other kids can babysit bastard jr while this is going on.
reboot Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 You mean little bastard jr. I say invite all these women together and have an orgy. Maybe your other kids can babysit bastard jr while this is going on.That would have to be one strong bed with all those saggy fat people rolling around in it.
KenzieAbsolutely Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 i also think it is pretty obviously a fake post, but there must be some kind of message in there...somewhere...there must be a reason for it...right?
schweetpea Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 How does a fat, bald guy get so much ass? Are you rich???
Tripper Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 If it smells like poo, and looks like poo, and feels warm and squishy like poo... I'm glad I didn't step in it!!! hahahahahah
stillafool Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 If you are serious about getting rid of your wife and OW #1 then just let them read your post. It sounds simple to me.
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