Numerouno Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 I was recently asked a question by my (now) ex girlfriend and, at the time, I didn't have a suitable response to make a comeback with. Which really sucked at the time! So, in last day or so I've been trying to come up with a suitable comeback line. Here's what I came up with... Her - You're telling me how to run my life. Me - I'm trying to show you a way of life that will hopefully be more beneficial to you and those around you. So, is this worthy of a gold medal? Maybe a silver? Bronze? Or something even worse than bronze? Unbronze? And, does anyone else have any suitable comeback lines to share?
jerbear Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 huh?!? I think it is not much better than being blank.
Teacher's Pet Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 "You're telling me how to run my life..." "Nah... you are doing a great job of running it....straight into the ground." Not bad, eh? -TP second city/nyc class of '01
Timberlane Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 "You're telling me how to run my life..." It's your Thing. Do what you wanna do. I can't you, who to sock it to.
Author Numerouno Posted December 2, 2007 Author Posted December 2, 2007 jerbear - Yeah, good point. My response is too nice, too clinical, no character at all (which is very unlike me!) Teacher's Pet... Nice one. Gold! And that type of answer often easily rolls off my tongue. In fact, at the time of the question, I was trying not to say that kind of funny/sarcastic answer (once again trying too hard to be objective/nice.) I should have just gone with the flow. Timberlane - I'm hearing ya. What's with the "I can't you, who to sock it to." ???
GALT Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 "Damn right I am bitch. Now shut the **** up and get me a beer!"
Ocean-Blue Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 Here are some comebacks I just thought of. Keep in mind, these are comebacks by a girl FOR a girl (so they're catty and a little over-thought). =O) HER - You're telling me how to run my life. HIM - The way you're running it, I'm surprised you yourself haven't run away. HER - You're telling me how to run my life. HIM - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. HER - You're telling me how to run my life. HIM - Considering you lack any management skills, you certainly are NOT running anything. HER - You're telling me how to run my life. HIM - What life? Don't kid yourself sister - there ain't nothing to run. HER - You're telling me how to run my life. HIM - Don't flatter yourself. I care more about what the ants in my backyard are doing than I do about this mere, pathetic little existence you call your life. Bitch.
hadialam Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 Hmmm, When I have issues with my girl friend I stop talking to her and to cut the crap so that I can feel relaxed I listen to the music. I found some good websites. You can find some good music here. Get the initial 3 and if you need more I can pass you more. Other than the GF issue I fill my ipod here for other reasons as well. http://www.mp3lava.com http://www.mp3bravo.com http://www.jeymp3.com
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