What's the most obnoxious line that's someone's used on you?

[Jane T]

My hands down choice was this one, since it was so involved and took so long to complete:

 

I got a call from a guy while I was at work saying he HAD to know who sang the song "One Thing Leads to Another." (It's the 80s band "The Fixx.") I racked my brain and even called some people to find out. The next day I saw him and he looked me up and down and said, "thanks, I felt much better after I got my fix."

[tomwiz]

Once real drunk at a bar I said to a girl "how much does a polar bear weigh....enough to break the ice..hi im xxxx"

[quankanne]

"Come on, baby, you know you want it …"

 

from a cop I'd gone out with, who I liked hanging around with because he was funny. Apparently he felt that a minor necking session HAD to develop into something more!