Different responses to ex if they break NC instead of I miss you

[bigheartkindsoul]

Just thought I'd have a laugh with some things I think I would say to my ex if he emailed/texted me (btw was dumped via text so know I won't get a call).

 

They say: How are you?

 

Possible response: You didn't care back then so why now

 

They say: How have you been?

 

Poss response: Have you been pondering that for X amount of months since you left or just feeling lonely/dumped this evening?

 

They say: I miss you

 

Possible response: I used to miss you at first but I have moved on now

 

They say: I've been thinking about you alot

 

Possible response: Really? God I have not had time to give you a second thought

 

They say: I feel so guilty

 

Possible response: Well carry on and don't try and release your guilt on me

 

They say: I'd like a second chance

 

Possible response: mmm thanks for the offer but I am perfectly happy with the wonderful new man in my life

 

They say: How are your family

 

Possible response: Much better now they are not worrying about my health/mental state anymore

 

They say: All of the above

 

Possible response: None at all and let them wonder, wait and hurt instead

 

I know that probably all sounds rather cold, but just having a laugh cause who knows what we would really do if it came to it. I just feel seeing the funny side of things help if things play on my mind.

 

Anyone got any other good un's?

[bigheartkindsoul]

I guess not then, sorry if I upset anyone.

[lost4ever]

I got a laugh out of it....

how about this one

 

Miss You....

 

Yeah, give me another lifetime and I might feel the same way;)