jophil28 Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 If a woman had a moustache, and many do, I would not have the right to tell her to shave it off. I would not only hold her down and shave her lips but I would get her all lathered up and shave her chest and her back too. I like 'em real feminine.. Maybe even an all-over Brazilian. mmmm tasty !
oppath Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Sigh. I was hoping that people here would not be as brainwashed by our PC-gone-mad society and defend my right to be as manly as I want to be. I don't tell women how often to bathe, so why should I allow them to dictate to me? If a woman had a moustache, and many do, I would not have the right to tell her to shave it off. In fact I've found it easier to not even mention it, so why can't you women-folk do likewise? I believe it it has less to do with olfactory offence and more to do with what I have heard called 'sh*t-tests' - women trying to make you betray your personal ethics to see if you are a real man or a 'UFC.' First of all, it's AFC, for Average Frustrated Chump, and one of the first things that the pickup schools teach you, to transform you from an AFC into a real man, is hygiene and style. If you went to one of their bootcamps or schools that make you throw out your warddrobe, cut your hair, etc. Secondly, no-one is against your right to be as musky as you want to be. Bathe as infrequent as you'd like. But women do have a right to say "I don't want to date you if you don't bathe every day. I think you smell bad and that is a turn off for me." There is no PC brainwashing. Women are allowed to state a preference, and most women would prefer you shower before going on a date and that you wear deodorant. It's a preference. They have the right to outright tell it to you, and they have the right to dump you for it if you don't do what they'd like. There is nothing shallow about it. They think for themselves and decide "I am more attracted and turned on to someone recently showered." So if you want to date a woman who loves a musky man, I'd suggest online dating and putting in your profile that your views on showering and the frequency you do it. If you are suggesting women are KARAZY to want a frequently showered man, then you are saying women are crazy for using their power of cognition and reason to decide for themselves: this is what turns me on and makes me attracted to a guy, so this is what I expect from a guy.
melodymatters Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Of course you wouldn't have the right to tell her to shave off her moustache, but it's a free market and you could choose to not date her ! It seems from your original post this is a PROBLEM you have with your paramours, so obviously they like you, but wish you would smell better. again, under arm "musk" is one thing. genital musk is a whoooooooooole other ball game. * note: officially the most graphic discussion for me thus far on LS !*
soulseeker Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 again, under arm "musk" is one thing. genital musk is a whoooooooooole other ball game. <points finger at the tip of her nose> ding, ding, ding!!
Trialbyfire Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 This thread is killing me. It should be renamed: I smell, therefore I am...
nicki Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 This is fascinating...and funny ! The only "genital musk" I want to smell is Irish Spring Soap.... Good rule of thumb: Shower, then get sweaty in CLEAN clothes. You won't smell bad right away. In fact, you'll smell masculine and musky....but a few hours later, once the bacteria starts to feed on your sweat, you will STINK. That's why you shower. Again, fresh sweat on a clean body....mmmmm. Old dried sweat, yuck. BO is never sexy. Haven't you read the studies on smell and a man's attractiveness to women? To do the study, they had clean men sweat in a clean t-shirt. Women then rated the men's desirability by their scent. How many of us women love to sleep in your gently worn t-shirts? Same theory. They have also done studies in couples therapy. It can be determined with a high rate of success which couples will stay together based on how much they like each other's smell. For the woman who doesn't like (or no longer likes) her mate's natural scent, it's usually over. Anyway, please shower every day. You'll get more oral if you do, promise!
Author The Collector Posted October 12, 2007 Author Posted October 12, 2007 And to be fair, what about fat chicks? If women can demand I smell like a metrosexual, why can't I demand they lose their muffin tops and bingo wings? Fair's fair.
jcster Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 And to be fair, what about fat chicks? If women can demand I smell like a metrosexual, why can't I demand they lose their muffin tops and bingo wings? Fair's fair. Troll.........
Art_Critic Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 And to be fair, what about fat chicks? If women can demand I smell like a metrosexual, why can't I demand they lose their muffin tops and bingo wings? Fair's fair. Would you have to work off the beer gut as well?....To be fair... It has been my experience that people who call women fat generally are heavy themselves and should not throw stones while living in their glass houses.
melodymatters Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 And to be fair, what about fat chicks? If women can demand I smell like a metrosexual, why can't I demand they lose their muffin tops and bingo wings? Fair's fair. You can " demand" anything, but asking nicely is usually more helpful. To me it seems we are not talking about finding other people attractive : ie, the moutashe or muffin top analogy, I don't date people I dont find attractive to begin with. But WITHIN that framework, of " i like you, you like me" making sure your C*ck and b*lls are clean before sex seems like a 5 minute, no brainer, that will make the whole experience better for all. Otherwise, this sounds more like a fetish on your end, and you would have better luck pursuing it that way perhaps.
oppath Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 And to be fair, what about fat chicks? If women can demand I smell like a metrosexual, why can't I demand they lose their muffin tops and bingo wings? Fair's fair. Agree, troll, but yes, you could demand them drop their muffin tops. By making choice to date people you are attracted to, you indirectly make that demand. And if you become involved with someone, you can break up with them because they gained weight. You are allowed to do it. You could even demand them to join a gym. If they didn't do it, it would be your choice to stay together or break up.
Trialbyfire Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 It's so difficult to believe that anyone wants to take a moral hygiene stance. It's called a necessity for reasons of society in general and personal health. I sincerely doubt that men want to stand or sit next to someone who smells bad.
melodymatters Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 It's so difficult to believe that anyone wants to take a moral hygiene stance. It's called a necessity for reasons of society in general and personal health. I sincerely doubt that men want to stand or sit next to someone who smells bad. I thik the correct terms are "manly" and "musky" TBF, stop being such a feminist commie !
Trialbyfire Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 I thik the correct terms are "manly" and "musky" TBF, stop being such a feminist commie ! I do so love the colour red.
tanbark813 Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Sometimes I wear a plastic bag on my nuts for weeks at a time.
Art_Critic Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Sometimes I wear a plastic bag on my nuts for weeks at a time. What brand? DickLock ?
melodymatters Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Sometimes I wear a plastic bag on my nuts for weeks at a time. Workin' on that fromunda are you ???? Good one A/c !!! I am having too much fun on this "smelly" thread !
Art_Critic Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Hefty. The expandable kind work the best.. For comfort that is.. I think they call them Force Flex..
melodymatters Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Leave it to tanny and A/c to turn a thread about a smelly troll into a convo about the largeness of their members !! "... no, no a boat tarp, a super dome !!!"
Art_Critic Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Leave it to tanny and A/c to turn a thread about a smelly troll into a convo about the largeness of their members !! "... no, no a boat tarp, a super dome !!!" We aim to please... Don't be mad.. Get GLAD I always say.. hahahaha
Outcast Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 It's seriously lame to blame 'feminists' or 'PC' or whatever other demon you imagine dwells out there with no other desire than to prevent you, personally, from exhibiting your 'manliness'. Fact is, people don't like bad smells. Go wave your 'muskiness' around some little boy who can't even talk yet and that non-PC, non-female, non-brainwashed kid will wrinkle up his nose and go 'yuck'. You have every right to smell like the leftovers from a restaurant trashbin. You have no right to demand that people accept your deliberately malodorous self. It goes like this: action begets consequence. The consequence of stinking is that most people of every gender will avoid you. By choosing to stink, you then must accept the consequence.
Touche Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 No offense but I don't think the stench your body emits is your real issue. But what do I know...I'm an "older" woman.
Kamille Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 I'm still laughing! :lmao: :lmao: laughing is what us alien commie feminists do, when we're not in between skemes to force men to smell nice and date fat moustached women. mwuhahaha! :lmao:
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