Green Posted October 2, 2007 Posted October 2, 2007 Here is a simple guide to getting women. Getting women is actualy alot easier then most fools think, the advice im about to give is common knoledge to most but obviouse stuff seems to go a long way on LS. First off have confidence. Confidence means if your a writer make sure you are writing, Confidence also means you anuciate words, speak clearly and have that confident body language, like a smile when your talking to a pretty girl, Confidence also means when you see a woman you want to talk to you dont just stand there and think about it, you start walking over to say hi. Also be funny and good at having fun, enjoy life, the things you do, and when trying to get a woman be funny make some good jokes, maybe ask some amusing questions, or have an interesting conversation. Finaly go for her make your intentions clear and relize you have to risk losing her in order to get her. OH yeah there ya go
Author Green Posted October 3, 2007 Author Posted October 3, 2007 yeah u know it, but the post kinda sucked I was bored though, next id like to make a post about super powers only 3 types actualy exist and 40 subparts with infinite posibilty
Citizen Erased Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 I was going to say I like good spelling and grammar but not too many people on here have that
Author Green Posted October 3, 2007 Author Posted October 3, 2007 baby you better believe my spelling and grah mar can be beat by none when I need them to be. please dont think kno me yet darling... maybe if you earn it ill send you a love note with perfekt spelling and words that will make your heart sing
Citizen Erased Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 baby you better believe my spelling and grah mar can be beat by none when I need them to be. please dont think kno me yet darling... maybe if you earn it ill send you a love note with perfekt spelling and words that will make your heart sing I know that was a joke but all that made me want to do was print it out, correct it with red pen, scan it to email and send it to you
Author Green Posted October 3, 2007 Author Posted October 3, 2007 I’m an expert in having fun so it’s all a joke. But my fantasies about girls on LS are real.
Kamille Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 I know that was a joke but all that made me want to do was print it out, correct it with red pen, scan it to email and send it to you Are you planning on saving the world with good grah mar darling coco?
Kamille Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 yeah u know it, but the post kinda sucked I was bored though, next id like to make a post about super powers only 3 types actualy exist and 40 subparts with infinite posibilty 3 types? 1. flying 2. time travelling 3. the power to save the world with good grah mar.
underpants Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 3 types? 3. the power to save the world with good grah mar. His chest hair is a bullet proof shield. The follicle senses are akin to Spidey senses. Like divining rods they point the way to women. He needs no good grammer, he speaks with the power of seduction. Velvetta smooth accent. ....Hot cheese wax.
Pyro Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 His chest hair is a bullet proof shield. The follicle senses are akin to Spidey senses. Like divining rods they point the way to women. He needs no good grammer, he speaks with the power of seduction. Velvetta smooth accent. ....Hot cheese wax. So how do you explain the back and shoulder hair?
woodsfield Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Here is a simple guide to getting women. a large baseball bat and a whack on the head always worked for me, but i am thousands of years old....they did not have the daterape drug in my younger years.
Pyro Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 a large baseball bat and a whack on the head always worked for me, but i am thousands of years old....they did not have the daterape drug in my younger years. I don't know what we are all thinking but when it comes to getting women, we stand no chance. We are up against the HMA.
underpants Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 I don't know what we are all thinking but when it comes to getting women, we stand no chance. We are up against the HMA. What is HMA? 'hairy man arms?'
Pyro Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 What is HMA? 'hairy man arms?' :lmao: Exactly! That is all that it means and nothing more.
woodsfield Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 What is HMA? 'hairy man arms?' Her Massive Ass. sorry.
Author Green Posted October 3, 2007 Author Posted October 3, 2007 3 types? 1. flying 2. time travelling 3. the power to save the world with good grah mar. no the three main catagories of powers as I broke them down are as follows; 1) Travel 2) Enhance 3) Create... for instance Ill use the 3 to break down superman... 1) He travels through air by flight 2) He has enhancements of every human ability from speed to strength, including enhanced invulnribility to everything (but kryptonite) 3) he can create heat from his eyes, he can also create some kind of xray, and ice breath
woodsfield Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 What is HMA? 'hairy man arms?' Hanging Male Attribute
monkey00 Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 hairy monkey as$? Dont push my buttons riddler. Yes FYI, i have a hairy monkey ass, happy? secksy.
woodsfield Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Yes FYI, i have a hairy monkey ass, happy? don't we all?
Pyro Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Dont push my buttons riddler. Yes FYI, i have a hairy monkey ass, happy? secksy. No pun intended.:lmao:
Author Green Posted October 3, 2007 Author Posted October 3, 2007 I used to shout off about being the horniest man alive quite abit HMA was born
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