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Oh, I think I get it.

Gals with poor technique in your past?

I'm sorry to hear that, if that's the case.

 

Maybe, but I doubt it.

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Jeebuz, Jehosephat and Mary Magdalene!

2 not-liking blow job males in one thread!

 

So, 'fess up, guys. What is not to like?

 

I am astounded as well. I feel like ....well, like my whole faith has been shaken.

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So KMT, just a thought, but if you gave some good oral to some of these hot women that are falling at your feet, maybe you would get more Hot Regular Great Sex....? Call me crazy...

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Maybe, but I doubt it.

Ok. Seriously dude. What the F*ck?

You've had "good" head and you don't like it?

I'm freakin' astounded!

 

Not judging or anything...

I just thought every guy enjoyed blow jobs....

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You all are missing KMT's point.

And what was that, Your Greenness?

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No, It's all about rotation! That would delay him moving on to the next... the line would grow cumbersome!

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No, It's all about rotation! That would delay him moving on to the next... the line would grow cumbersome!

Oh! I get it....

Rotate the mouth in one direction whilst rotating the hand in the other...never forgetting the stepchildren.....

:cool:

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And what was that, Your Greenness?

 

You're not supposed to take him quite this seriously. His points are mostly between the lines. And who cares whether he likes oral sex. He's a purist.

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You're not supposed to take him quite this seriously. His points are mostly between the lines. And who cares whether he likes oral sex. He's a purist.

 

LOL a purist? :laugh:

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And who cares whether he likes oral sex. He's a purist.

 

 

I'll bet the WOMEN he's with care. :laugh:

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I'll bet the WOMEN he's with care. :laugh:

 

 

Are you sure? It kinda sounds like he's an amusement park ride!

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Look the woman Im with are very satisfied, cause unlike some men I have no lack of stamina or control

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Are you sure? It kinda sounds like he's an amusement park ride!

 

The only amusement park ride I'm picturing is a ferris wheel...keeps going round and round but getting nowhere.......:laugh:

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Look the woman Im with are very satisfied, cause unlike some men I have no lack of stamina or control

 

 

That ain't gonna do it, buster.......

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oh yes it does it and with orgasmic style

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That ain't gonna do it, buster.......

No DOUBT.

 

Need some pucker-action, if you know what I mean....

 

(Finger-lickin' good....That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!)

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oh yes it does it and with orgasmic style

 

 

Sure they're real?

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That ain't gonna do it, buster.......

 

 

Hey... Dont knock it till you try it!

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Hey... Dont knock it till you try it!

 

Oh we've all tried it....we've all been there, done that. And I don't want to rain on any guys parade but there's a high probability that she's faking it if you're not doing "certain" things.

 

If you don't believe me, just start a thread and ask women. ;)

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I just am reading and cannot believe I have been secretly deep throating popsicles to stay in training for my 'off' ...years.:confused:

 

Okay maybe not everytime...but it is fun and good???

 

 

---well, except for that one guy that locked himself in the bathroom and cried---but I thought it was a Canadian thing. I think now is was a something else thing.

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I just am reading and cannot believe I have been secretly deep throating popsicles to stay in training for my 'off' ...years.:confused:

 

Okay maybe not everytime...but it is fun and good???

 

 

---well, except for that one guy that locked himself in the bathroom and cried---but I thought it was a Canadian thing. I think now is was a something else thing.

 

You have off' years? I thought you just had off days? :laugh:

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You have off' years? I thought you just had off days? :laugh:

 

 

Note to self:

 

Buy more popsicles and view more porn.

Posted
Note to self:

 

Buy more popsicles and make more porn.

 

I know you mistyped that last one. Here I fixed it for you!

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I know you mistyped that last one. Here I fixed it for you!

 

Hey Now,:mad:

 

The penis loves me this I know, for the gizam tells me so.

 

:lmao:

 

Sorry to disappoint you but no making porn...at least none that I am aware of.

 

----pesky security cameras.

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