playabum17 Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Why do men feel that their penis is such a big turn for women? I mean....just looking at a penis does absolutely nothing for me. Do men not get this? I have a young...boy trying to get with me. He is about 15 years years younger than me, he is technically not a boy, but he acts like one in that the thinks me seeing a picture of his penis is going to convince me that I want to be with him. Turning a woman on is more about how you talk to them and maybe a teensy bit of romance...a mere picture of a penis...no, that does nothing for me.. Maybe I'm wired different, but this guy doesn't get it. I finally laid it on the line tonight, I think I offended him. Oh well. Ladies...does a penis...just a penis do anything for you?
Art_Critic Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 just looking at a penis does absolutely nothing for me. You've never seen Mr Wiggles have you ?.. He does tricks I think some guys just don't get it.. I have heard that some guys email a picture of their penis to a woman thinking that will turn her on..
johan Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Turning a woman on is more about how you talk to them and maybe a teensy bit of romance... But if you can't do that, then what?
Author playabum17 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 But if you can't do that, then what? Well, don't send them a picture of your penis! Just be yourself, that's my point..
Art_Critic Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Have you seen this penis in real life before ? meaning did he introduce you to his penis thru a picture first ?
underpants Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Hellz Yea, I will worship the right penis....attached to the right man. Sounds like your dude might be a little into the porn star delusion. If he emails this stuff to you...chances are he is or has emailed it this material to others. Sometimes a Hallmark card is better.
IpAncA Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Ladies...does a penis...just a penis do anything for you? Just a simple plain one?
Author playabum17 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 You've never seen Mr Wiggles have you ?.. He does tricks I think some guys just don't get it.. I have heard that some guys email a picture of their penis to a woman thinking that will turn her on.. I know, I dont' get it...or I should say, they don't get it...
Art_Critic Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Sometimes a Hallmark card is better. Damn.. if he has a Hallmark card of his Penis he must be worth sleeping with then... I wish I had that
johan Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Well, don't send them a picture of your penis! Just be yourself, that's my point.. Hm. Is this one of those situations where "no" means "yes"?
IpAncA Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 But to answer your question no I don't get all gitty and wet at the sight of one. I've had a couple of guy friends flaunt (litterally show me) it like it was their first born.
Green Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 ahh the old sending a pic of your penis, I perfer to slip in a pic of myself shirtles, like hey look Im ripped and im playing at the beach
Touche Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Well, don't send them a picture of your penis! Just be yourself, that's my point.. You know what? Sometimes the picture of the penis is better!
whichwayisup Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Then his penis isn't doing the trick for ya. My H can shake his at me, or even if it's just hanging...I like it and it turns me on. There's a big difference in seeing it on a screen than seeing it upclose and personal...
underpants Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 I wish I had that Maybe you could make a homemade Valentines Day/Special Day card for your wife. A heart shaped card and a picture of Mr. Wiggles inside with the caption reading...."Thinking of You". Instead of Hallmark you could call it Hardmark.
Author playabum17 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 Have you seen this penis in real life before ? meaning did he introduce you to his penis thru a picture first ? No, I've never met him....he found my profile and we live in the same town. We've chatted a couple of times, no big deal, he wants to meet up, but I consider him to young. He keeps pushing it and to 'persuade' me tonight he sent me a picture of his penis....
Art_Critic Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Instead of Hallmark you could call it Hardmark. :lmao:
burning 4 revenge Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 No, I've never met him....he found my profile and we live in the same town. We've chatted a couple of times, no big deal, he wants to meet up, but I consider him to young. He keeps pushing it and to 'persuade' me tonight he sent me a picture of his penis....well no offense, but if that is you in your avatar you look like you might like that sort of thing
Art_Critic Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 No, I've never met him....he found my profile and we live in the same town. We've chatted a couple of times, no big deal, he wants to meet up, but I consider him to young. He keeps pushing it and to 'persuade' me tonight he sent me a picture of his penis.... What an idiot.. He is only looking for the easy score.. Be glad that he showed you his penis now thru a picture.. that guy is not looking for anything other than a lay and better now than to waste 2 or 3 dates only to find out he intentions then..
johan Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 He keeps pushing it and to 'persuade' me tonight he sent me a picture of his penis.... Etiquette dictates you should respond in kind. Do you have a penis picture you can send him?
IpAncA Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 He keeps pushing it and to 'persuade' me tonight he sent me a picture of his penis.... He sounds desperate.
Author playabum17 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 well no offense, but if that is you in your avatar you look like you might like that sort of thing WTF??? Uh Yeah...so art critic is obsessed with clowns....give me a break it's just an avatar....
burning 4 revenge Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Etiquette dictates you should respond in kind. Do you have a penis picture you can send him? (the rest of this is just to render the post submitable)
underpants Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Etiquette dictates you should respond in kind. Do you have a penis picture you can send him? That is a winning idea. If you wanted to be extremely nasty you could send a condolenses e-card.
Author playabum17 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 Etiquette dictates you should respond in kind. Do you have a penis picture you can send him? Uh, no I don't have a penis...so no, I don't ....
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