Author EmotionallyYours Posted September 13, 2007 Author Posted September 13, 2007 On the flip side, my H is like a seventh grade boy when it comes to bodily noises. He will fart just about anywhere, in front of just about anyone, and he will laugh his silly head off. Sometimes it really bothers me. I mean, he knows that I will go to great lengths sometimes to avoid doing that in front of him, so he knows how I feel about it, and yet he doesn't care if I find it unappealing when he does it. AND....he leaves the door open when he is going to the bathroom. I don't want to hear or smell THAT either!!! My husband often compares me to a 7th grade boy...lol. However, I will say that me and my daughters are the perfect of prim and proper in public. They would be mortified for anyone to see/hear/smell them fart outside of their immediate (and some extended) family. PS - My REAL hidden talent though.... Burping. I was sick of my sister outshining me in the fart department so I had to find my own niche.
ookla_2 Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 ...it's not like he does it in PUBLIC, or around our friends. But it's nothing to him to rip one off in front of me, or the kids, or his brother or his parents. It just turns me way off.
ookla_2 Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 FINALLY!!!!! BTW...I too can burp quite well. That doesn't bother me...but the farting does. I'm weird I guess.
Author EmotionallyYours Posted September 13, 2007 Author Posted September 13, 2007 FINALLY!!!!! BTW...I too can burp quite well. That doesn't bother me...but the farting does. I'm weird I guess. I PMed You!!
Love is Tragic Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 Hilarious thread!! My H farts in front of me, sometimes for vengeance, and sometimes for pure evil purposes, lol. He will pee in front of me, but will NOT take a dump with me anywhere in the viscinity. Still locks the bathroom door too. Hell, it took me years before hed even pee in front of me. Hard to believe your H has never farted with you anywhere nearby. He must keep a jumbo supply of Beano stashed in a handy spot. hahaha
Storyrider Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 I'll admit I don't like farting in front of people. But here is my terrible secret. It gets kind of involuntary when I'm falling asleep at night. Sometimes a loud one just escapes. Of course my H knows it by now, and we laugh about it. But before I was married, I was always terrified it would happen when I spent the night with a guy the first time. I always prayed he was a heavy sleeper and made sure he fell asleep before me.
Lezbean Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 My fiancee never farts in front of me or uses the bathroom in front of me. I admire him for that. I wouldn't dream of farting in front of him or using the toilet. I shudder at the thought! My ex used to fart in front of me, fart in bed or in the car and use the toilet with the door open. I thought it was disgusting. I hate breathing other peoples offensive smells. Ewwwwwwwww!
ookla_2 Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 I agree....I really don't like it when my H does it. I mean - I REALLY don't. He thinks it's funny.
marriedandsad Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 My fiancee never farts in front of me or uses the bathroom in front of me. I admire him for that. I wouldn't dream of farting in front of him or using the toilet. I shudder at the thought! My ex used to fart in front of me, fart in bed or in the car and use the toilet with the door open. I thought it was disgusting. I hate breathing other peoples offensive smells. Ewwwwwwwww! After my husband seeing me give birth to our son...I lost all sense of modesty LOL! It was bad enough that my mother-in-law kept peeking down there while I was pushing....and that I pooped right there in front of EVERYONE. Before that though....I was embarrassed enough to have him hear me pee...now...well...read my earlier response hehe. I got over it =^)
saturnalia Posted September 18, 2007 Posted September 18, 2007 Thank God for this thread!!!! Time for some brevity. Levity. Brevity would mean a SHORT thread, which this is most definitely not. Anyway, this is funny. I was raised with my brothers and dad all trying to out-fart each other, so I am pretty relaxed about all that, but I would be MORTIFIED if i farted in front of a guy. I will leave the room rather than let one slip. LOL
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