underpants Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 or at least the man in my sex dream I had the other night. I saw him. It was him. I know this is so weird. So, I had to go to a place I don't venture to very often for my job. He was there. I was thinking he is CUTE. Then he positioned himself across from me at a work table. He had the biggest purtiest blue eyes. Oh my, I remember those eyes in my dream. Chica bow bow. Then my brain immediately began the elimination process. He must be married. He had no ring. He must be a youngster. Then he turned and I saw a small spot of enlightenment on his head. Men get that in their 30s usually, right? Then I felt free to look at his butt. Still cute. At this point I am just glad there is some eye candy in this place. I proceed to do my work assignment. I sit myself down to a computer and do my work. After not too long. He comes and sits right beside me. There is no computer beside me. I was at the only one at that table. Then he starts to stretch. I should have said something. He just kept stretching and flexing (ha ha ha). I was thinking, maybe he wants me to hurry up. Here is the thing. There were at least 3 other terminals open and available all around the room. Eventually he did go to the one about 6 feet away from me. Where he stretched some more (hee, hee, hee). I did not know how to approach this. I looked for him when I was finished working but he was gone. He wants me right? What should I do if I return and he is there. Nothing or ...something.
sofakingmad Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 couldn't have been me. i have brown eyes.
Author underpants Posted September 5, 2007 Author Posted September 5, 2007 Something... What are some things I could do? I really should have initiated a convo during his stretching but I was just ...speechless. I need a plan of action.
sofakingmad Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 if you seem him there again ask him what brings him there. what type of project is he working on, etc.
Author underpants Posted September 5, 2007 Author Posted September 5, 2007 if you seem him there again ask him what brings him there. what type of project is he working on, etc. We all do the same job. I know what he is doing. BTW, nice bootay.
Author underpants Posted September 5, 2007 Author Posted September 5, 2007 Here are some silly thoughts I had on the ride home. I could place a file of unimportant papers in his stack of work. My email address of course included. I could say to him..."I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" ha, ha. I could need 'help' with something. Like where something might be located or such. I could put a silly note in his work asking him to check yes or no and a question like ...Do you like me? Do you want to go out sometime? Come on people. My future beautiful children are at stake. (just kidding). However, my future sex life might very well be.
jusified Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 lol @ unders Have fun, at least youhave a target to acquire Don't think anythign I say will help that much but I guess just don't push to hard but just little hints when talking to him like what you doing on the weekend, you free and stuff... what the hell do I know.
Author underpants Posted September 5, 2007 Author Posted September 5, 2007 lol @ unders Have fun, at least youhave a target to acquire Don't think anythign I say will help that much but I guess just don't push to hard but just little hints when talking to him like what you doing on the weekend, you free and stuff... what the hell do I know. Awe Jusi, That is what I thought too, a target, and a lovely one. I really did have a dream with him in it. Weird, and that might have been more then half of the attraction. That 'where do I know him from???...oh, that's where!!!' You know. I cried on the way there. Because I am a girl and silly. I cried all the way there just feeling sorry for myself. Then I saw this beautiful man. I really should have been more together. Anyway, nothing at all may come of it. However, it just goes to show that just when you about as down as you can get. You can still catch a glimpse of something. I did like looking at him. Chin up Jusi.
directx Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Sounds like he likes you. I would make some small talk and steer it towards something you can really carry a conversation with. Like, if it was me, I would steer it towards movies or tv and include my opinions. If we end up talking about an ongoing series, its gold. Come on, you can talk well on here! Whats the difference? What about sportS? you like sports?
Author underpants Posted September 5, 2007 Author Posted September 5, 2007 Sounds like he likes you. I would make some small talk and steer it towards something you can really carry a conversation with. Like, if it was me, I would steer it towards movies or tv and include my opinions. If we end up talking about an ongoing series, its gold. Come on, you can talk well on here! Whats the difference? What about sportS? you like sports? I know, I am vocal here (some might say too much). I am also fairly vocal with work mates that I have no romantic interest in. I do get tounge tied with the cute ones. What is with the stretching and flexing thing? We were not at the beach. Grrr, I am so Constanza. Thinking of all the things I could have said. No one likes my series of 'yes no' check one notes?
sofakingmad Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 i like the notes. it's fairly aggressive and it shows definitively that you like him.
Author underpants Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 i like the notes. it's fairly aggressive and it shows definitively that you like him. Really??? That is not weird? I mean I like it and I think it is creative, but seriously. Would you think ...this girl is wack. I would of course have a "Thats too bad" checked yes for any 'Nos' I might receive. Ahhh. Maybe I can work some of my connections over for the 411 on Mr. Blue eyes. Seriously though. Who sits next to a girl and proceeds to stretch and flex? I can't believe I missed my chance. Maybe I should just sit next to him next time and stretch and flex. That ought to do it.
uniqueone Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 I wouldn't do the checkoff list. It's bold and he'll be flattered but guys like to pursue. This means you show interest and let him pursue. If it were me, I'd probably make jokes about the work that you're doing.....like "boy do you think they could give us some more of this stuff...I don't think I have enough to do!" Something like that. I wouldn't push. If he doesn't proceed further, then you don't want him anyway because you'll have to be the aggressor all the time.
directx Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Definitely keep us updated Unders! Have you considered the blank wedding album move?
Author underpants Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 Definitely keep us updated Unders! Have you considered the blank wedding album move? Ha ha ha, I forgot all about that gem. I rarely go to this locale. Which is kind of why I feel safe approaching him as he is not part of my regular work routine. I am researching him out. I have some feelers out there. So I might find out something horrible about him without ever having to date him. Of course since I expressed an interest I am sure to be sent there again soon. I think I kind of have to be a little bit aggressive so we shall see. That place is a gossip train so I am sure if I just mention to someone there that I think he is attractive it will get back to him within oh...10 minutes. I also have a wing man whom I used to serve in my previous life and now we have the same job. He would probably love to help me out and I do see him pretty regularly. I bet Mr. Blue eyes is missing me today. Ahhh.
wwjd Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 or at least the man in my sex dream I had the other night. I saw him. It was him. I know this is so weird. undies, did you just have a precognitive dream?! :love: are you going to see him again? i mean, are you going to be in that office again any time soon? if so, i'd suggest that next time you go you go a little dressed up--ya know, lookin' cute. just something subtle enough to not make it obvious, but eye-catching. maybe your pink boa. anyway, i don't like the notes idea; he might think it's a joke of some kind (because it's unusual) and not take them seriously. perhaps you could purposely arrive after he is there and sit next to him or fairly close. smile and introduce yourself. and then work . . . while glancing up every now and then and flashing him a smile here and there. before you leave, you could ask him a question like, "oh excuse me, (giggle) silly me, i need to (insert what you need, excluding the sexual ones), but i forgot where it is! could you help me out a bit?" this might work better with an australian accent and adding "mate" at the end of the question. you know--just small talk. and be silly. you are an expert at silly, so you shouldn't have any problem. just keep on chatting him up until you can squeeze in a proposal (not proposition) for meeting up for coffee or something "sometime." i think that's what you do, anyways. either that or you should flex for him, too. do it for the kids.
directx Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 I am researching him out. I have some feelers out there. So I might find out something horrible about him without ever having to date him. Hey, don't put so much into 'finding something horrible about him'. You have to consider the source, etc. I dont think its fair! Could you imagine what people would say about ME if they only judged me from here and not know me?
Cobra_X30 Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 I do get tounge tied with the cute ones. What is with the stretching and flexing thing? We were not at the beach. I do that in my office all day after I get back from the gym... I go on my lunch! Are you sure this wasnt me? If so I resent the implication that I am so old!
Author underpants Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 I do that in my office all day after I get back from the gym... I go on my lunch! Are you sure this wasnt me? If so I resent the implication that I am so old! Where did I imply old? If anything I was worried that he might be too young. Then I saw that special little spot of enlightenment. I want to touch it. Wouldn't this be embarrassing if it was you? Do you have blue eyes? I stretch too sometimes. However, I don't sit right next to a stranger to do it. It is not like there were not plenty of other areas, seats, terminals. I am trying to convince myself that this is a signal. Direct, I will keep an open mind.
IpAncA Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 I can't believe you actally went there. Hahaha If he likes you you'll see him again. Why not go up to him and start a conversation in the right setting? Guess that's easier said then done but I go by the mindset of "I'll talk to anyone if I want to and if he/she doesn't like it, oh well he/she is going to anyway."
Author underpants Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 Well, Pooh. I have spoken with someone who is more familiar with this area. (a very close friend and co-worker). She informed me that apparently of all the terminals in all the offices I chose the one that prints to a direct printer. So, most likely he was...just wanting to use my terminal and gave up when I took too long and moved to another terminal. Sighs. Of course she did tell me that the stretching and preening was the male equivalent to the hair flip. Also, she thought that it was incredibly rude for me to not speak to him after having dream sex with him on the astral plane. She is going to find out the 411 on Mr. Blue eyes for me, and will arrange for me to be sent to this area at the next opportunity. Hee hee.
Cobra_X30 Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Where did I imply old? If anything I was worried that he might be too young. Then I saw that special little spot of enlightenment. I want to touch it. Wouldn't this be embarrassing if it was you? Do you have blue eyes? I stretch too sometimes. However, I don't sit right next to a stranger to do it. It is not like there were not plenty of other areas, seats, terminals. I am trying to convince myself that this is a signal. Direct, I will keep an open mind. LOL... I'm not 30 yet! But yes I do have blue eyes, and yes I will stretch in front of anyone.
Author underpants Posted September 10, 2007 Author Posted September 10, 2007 :love: I know his name. He is single. He is in my age range. He actually lives closer then I thought. He is described as a nice person who is a bit of a recluse. Kindred we are. My connection is going to approach him for me. He of course will happen to have my phone number readily available. He will be mine by the end of the week. :love:
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