moimeme Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 You fall out of love with someone and break up with them and barely six weeks later they move in with somebody else?
quankanne Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 oh, my favorite was being told by a thick-headed ex-boyfriend YEARS after I'd married someone else, "remember when I put you on the plane back to Texas after we'd driven out to such-and-such place? That night I went out and found me a redhead and we had some incredible sex ..." why on earth would you say that to someone you no longer were with? Jerk! but, , I had the last laugh -- I'd heard that the woman he was living with had been cheating on him with her ex-husband the whole time they were together! don't worry, life usually likes to come back and hit chowderheads like that right between the eyes when they least expect it
HokeyReligions Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 I dated a guy for a while that came to pick me up from work for our date, then when I went to kiss him hello, he said he really shouldn't because he started dating someone else a couple of weeks before and she would actually have sex with him, but he wanted to go on the date with me anyway because we always had fun together. Then he said he couldn't stay out late with me because he was going to meet this other girl after! I wasn't in love with him, even tho we'd been dating for 9 months. I was a little hurt, more like disappointed, but it was rather funny. Poor dumb guy. Good Riddance to bad rubbish.
Kidd Seuss Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 [color=darkred]Hey, it sure beats catching your girlfriend arranging to have sex with someone from the internet after you leave because "she's sleepy" Drew [/color]
Author moimeme Posted April 2, 2003 Author Posted April 2, 2003 Quankanne asked: why on earth would you say that to someone you no longer were with? Same reason why you'd get another partner immediately after having been left - to prove to yourself that you are attractive and brag about your 'conquest' to prove to somebody else that you can always find somebody. What they don't get is that anybody can get just anybody; it's folks who want to find the right somebody who take time to do so. I never admired people like Warren Beatty - or any of his many conquests precisely because practically anybody would be good enough for them LOL. Has there been a thread for 'jerk' tales yet because this one's got promise in that regard!
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