underpants Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Does anyone have any experience with this? How would you do it? Is this just a silly idea?
Cobra_X30 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Does anyone have any experience with this? How would you do it? Is this just a silly idea? Are you kidding me? I am super good at this! It takes guts and NO FEAR. Why? Because your going to get rejected 50% or more.
directx Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 If you stand near the frozen foods, your nips will get hard. Use that knowledge as you see fit
Author underpants Posted August 25, 2007 Author Posted August 25, 2007 I saw someone there and I think I have met him before. I just can't place him. I seriously wanted to say..."Have we met before?". Then I immediately realized how completely cheesy this line was as I reached for some actual cheese. I guess this hansome man shops at my grocery store. Actually, this store has quite a few hansome men. Okay, no fear. However what would a good approach be. I am thinking I need to drop something so he can ...pick it up for me? Dang, that is what I should have done. He passed by me twice and was staring. Probably trying to place me too. Shoot.
directx Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 You can accidently drop some ky and condoms in his cart. That might give some hints...
Cobra_X30 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 I saw someone there and I think I have met him before. I just can't place him. I seriously wanted to say..."Have we met before?". Then I immediately realized how completely cheesy this line was as I reached for some actual cheese. I guess this hansome man shops at my grocery store. Actually, this store has quite a few hansome men. Okay, no fear. However what would a good approach be. I am thinking I need to drop something so he can ...pick it up for me? Dang, that is what I should have done. He passed by me twice and was staring. Probably trying to place me too. Shoot. Look, it doesnt matter how cheesy your opening line is... it's all about the close. ABC... Always Be Closing... yes this works in personal relationships too. Get him into a short interesting conversation and then before it runs long... close him. Meaning provide him some way... some how... to contact you. If he does... he wants you, if not... you have something to chat about the next time you see him. "Did you have the chance to come to my panty exhibit?", him "Ah, no Im allergic to underpants... I cant wear them or even think about them", you "OK, have a nice life... Buh-Bye" My cheesiest line. A lady in the fruit section. I said "wow... nice melons", then tried to look really embarassed, " I mean the cantelope... uh not that your not ... Uh .... Oh man Im really sorry... My name is ____"
Author underpants Posted August 25, 2007 Author Posted August 25, 2007 That is a little forward for me, but thanks. Maybe I should just carry that blank wedding book in my cart next time I go.
Author underpants Posted August 25, 2007 Author Posted August 25, 2007 Look, it doesnt matter how cheesy your opening line is... it's all about the close. ABC... Always Be Closing... yes this works in personal relationships too. Get him into a short interesting conversation and then before it runs long... close him. Meaning provide him some way... some how... to contact you. If he does... he wants you, if not... you have something to chat about the next time you see him. "Did you have the chance to come to my panty exhibit?", him "Ah, no Im allergic to underpants... I cant wear them or even think about them", you "OK, have a nice life... Buh-Bye" My cheesiest line. A lady in the fruit section. I said "wow... nice melons", then tried to look really embarassed, " I mean the cantelope... uh not that your not ... Uh .... Oh man Im really sorry... My name is ____" ABC, this is good. Thank you. You know he was standing in front of the nuts. It was an opening. 'Excuse me I need those nuts.' Thanks, I will be ABC ing.
directx Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 That is a little forward for me, but thanks. Maybe I should just carry that blank wedding book in my cart next time I go. That blank wedding book is a classic move. You could take it a step further and put a pic of you in a wedding dress and the groom shaded out with a question mark over his face, like it hasnt been filled in yet. I would think it would be hard to pick someone up in the grocery store if you are shy (I am). I guess you do have to be brave. Maybe ask about a product in his cart? Like if its any good?
Cobra_X30 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 I would think it would be hard to pick someone up in the grocery store if you are shy (I am). I guess you do have to be brave. Maybe ask about a product in his cart? Like if its any good? Yes, you have it right there! That's it... remember its not how you start, its what you do in the middle... the energy, attitude and enthusiasm that you display. Then of course the most important part is sealing the deal. GET HER #! Also, dont fear rejection... your going to hear girls like Touche say "Sorry Im Happily Married". Its going to happen alot. But it will work sometimes too. 1 success is all it takes.
Lizzie60 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 If you stand near the frozen foods, your nips will get hard. Use that knowledge as you see fit Oh yes... that's a good one...when your nips are hard under your thin t-shirt...you ask him (licking your lips and brushing against him): 'excuse me... do you know where the aisle 69 is, cause I need to pick up a nice big cucumber and some oil'....
Cobra_X30 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Ask him if he knows where something is maybe. Excuse me Ma'am. I was wondering if you know where the prophylactics are?
directx Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Ask him if he knows where something is maybe. You probably never had to work at picking up dates, have you? I don't like that strategy because it leaves you in an awkward position and the conversation has little continuation. If she asks, and he answers, he is going to be like 'Well, why arent you going to get it?' Id rather comment on something in the cart like 'Is that brand any good?' and then you can go into the brand you like, and what you put it on, and how you cook with it, etc. Gives the conversation more outlets for continuation. Then she can slip in 'You should try my such and such. Id be happy to bake for you' or something like that
Touche Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Excuse me Ma'am. I was wondering if you know where the prophylactics are? Excuse me sir, do you know where I could find the salsa, because I love HOT things!
nittygritty Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Grocery Stalking... Wear something that shows some skin to the store. Wait until he is down an aisle with shelves on both sides and head that way. Leave your cart in the middle of the aisle, while you act like your looking for a difficult item to find on the shelves. When you see him trying to get his cart past your cart that is blocking the aisle, start heading towards him and make eye contact and say something like "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to block the way, I can't find the breadcrumbs..." (or whatever hard to find item you can think of) if he acts irritated, move on. I've never actually done this but if you try it and it works let me know.
Lostgurl Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 If you are in the produce section, you could approach him with few cantelopes and ask him if your melons are firm enough.
Cobra_X30 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Excuse me sir, do you know where I could find the salsa, because I love HOT things! Oh, salsa's on isle 9, but I think you need me too, because Im best when dipped in hot things! (I'm sorry I had to)
directx Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Ask him what he likes to eat for breakfast. then go shop for it and come back to him and tell him you'll have it ready for him tomorrow when he wakes up at your place.
Touche Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 You probably never had to work at picking up dates, have you? I don't like that strategy because it leaves you in an awkward position and the conversation has little continuation. If she asks, and he answers, he is going to be like 'Well, why arent you going to get it?' Well obviously you don't just ask where the item is and walk away. Ok, I'll spell it out for you. We'll use that breadcrumb example. "Excuse me, do you know where I could find the breadcrumbs? I almost never buy them so I don't know where they're kept. You'd think they would be with the bread but they're not. I've being craving veal parmesan lately. I wonder how many people have ever try making that at home. You look like someone who can cook judging by what you've got in your basket. Have you ever made it?" There ya go! See how a simple thing like asking where something is can lead to a conversation. You just have to use your imagination a little. Be creative.
Touche Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Oh, salsa's on isle 9, but I think you need me too, because Im best when dipped in hot things! (I'm sorry I had to) That's so bad it's good, Cobra!
Kamille Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 Oh, salsa's on isle 9, but I think you need me too, because Im best when dipped in hot things! (I'm sorry I had to) ooh let me just get some sweet hass avocado and I'll make us a tasty guacamole
Author underpants Posted August 25, 2007 Author Posted August 25, 2007 You guys are a bunch of horndogs...too funny. Keep them coming. There are no condoms at this store. hmmm, there is lube though. I know I will just go in bra less and go open a quart of milk and do the flashdance move. Someone will escort me out for sure.
InLimbo2 Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 How about a friendly smile and a "Hello" - hold eye contact a few extra seconds. Evidently you are shy - that's a safe way of making some contact and opening the door for him/her to talk to you. Never underestimate the power of a genuine smile and a warm hello. I saw someone there and I think I have met him before. I just can't place him. I seriously wanted to say..."Have we met before?". Then I immediately realized how completely cheesy this line was as I reached for some actual cheese. I guess this hansome man shops at my grocery store. Actually, this store has quite a few hansome men. Okay, no fear. However what would a good approach be. I am thinking I need to drop something so he can ...pick it up for me? Dang, that is what I should have done. He passed by me twice and was staring. Probably trying to place me too. Shoot.
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