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Touche Established Member

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Plenty of play. Lots of walking, some riding. It's all good.

 

You lost me unders about the Henry/David thing.

 

No, my gaydar did not go off for this at all. Something else went off though. ;)

 

I'm totally lost. So can you clarify? What does the bolded part mean?

Trialbyfire Established Member

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I'm totally lost. So can you clarify? What does the bolded part mean?

It's part of my yoga routine. I internalize. :laugh:

DateAnalyzer Established Member

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Well should you?

 

And if so would it be ok to do this with someone who did not have a job?

 

 

Well the fact that a person can't drive is every reason to just have foreplay at home. What's wrong with a female massaging my face with her feet after a beautiful seafood dinner and a good movie?-lol

Touche Established Member

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Well the fact that a person can't drive is every reason to just have foreplay at home. What's wrong with a female massaging my face with her feet after a beautiful seafood dinner and a good movie?-lol

 

Wow, I must still be drunk from last night because for the first time ever, I'm agreeing with you!:laugh:

DateAnalyzer Established Member

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Wow, I must still be drunk from last night because for the first time ever, I'm agreeing with you!:laugh:

 

 

It makes a lot of sense, especially in the winter time. During that time of year i don;t want to inconvience a woman so I usually just indoor fun until the spring rolls around-lol

Touche Established Member

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It makes a lot of sense, especially in the winter time. During that time of year i don;t want to inconvience a woman so I usually just indoor fun until the spring rolls around-lol

 

I'll say this for you, DA. You're quite a character that's for sure. Never boring.;) And I'm impressed that you didn't get upset over the light-hearted ribbing at your expense.

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What if she looks like Jennifer Lopez but she has dirty feet? Bunions, corns and calouses?

 

Oh and say she has those toes nails you get when you are 102 that are all yellow and rock hard and you need cheese cutters to cut them? Would you let her massage your face with her feet then eh?

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What if she looks like Jennifer Lopez but she has dirty feet? Bunions, corns and calouses?

 

Oh and say she has those toes nails you get when you are 102 that are all yellow and rock hard and you need cheese cutters to cut them? Would you let her massage your face with her feet then eh?

 

 

I'm not going to answer questions you know the answer to. And those are usually called stupid questions

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What if she looks like Jennifer Lopez but she has dirty feet? Bunions, corns and calouses?

 

Oh and say she has those toes nails you get when you are 102 that are all yellow and rock hard and you need cheese cutters to cut them? Would you let her massage your face with her feet then eh?

 

 

would you have sex with a man who wasn;t a fan of taking showers and was fat and had a hairy back and stomach?

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would you have sex with a man who wasn;t a fan of taking showers and was fat and had a hairy back and stomach?

 

If she said yes... would that make you feel like you maybe of had a shot?? :D

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If she said yes... would that make you feel like you maybe of had a shot?? :D

 

 

if she said yes that would mean she has issues

Cobra_X30

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if she said yes that would mean she has issues

 

That just make it all the better! :laugh:

TerryTeardrop Established Member

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would you have sex with a man who wasn;t a fan of taking showers and was fat and had a hairy back and stomach?

 

Oh you know my husband?

DateAnalyzer Established Member

DateAnalyzer

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Oh you know my husband?

 

 

You are so nasty

Touche Established Member

Touche

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You are so nasty

 

Why did you say that? I thought it was funny!:laugh:

Cobra_X30

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Why did you say that? I thought it was funny!:laugh:

 

He obviously likes Nasty!!! :laugh:

 

Actually... who doesnt! :cool:

Arizona100 Established Member

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Oh you know my husband?

 

hahahaha

Excellent!!

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Oh you know my husband?

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

Great...big...ownage... :laugh:

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Ruby Established Member

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Oh how funny this thread is

 

hahhahahhahahhahahaha it cheered me up

DateAnalyzer Established Member

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i defintely could use some foreplay tonight, i had a long week

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Ruby Established Member

Ruby

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But do you have a long schlong?

Touche Established Member

Touche

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Ruby, you and DA are cracking me up tonight. And boy, did I need a laugh today!

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Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Touche? Whassup?

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