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jcster Established Member

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If she calls me every day, wanting to go to the grocery store to buy eggs...how do I avoid her?

Touche Established Member

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If she calls me every day, wanting to go to the grocery store to buy eggs...how do I avoid her?

 

Why would you want to avoid her? That means she's interested. What's with you? You need counseling. When a woman needs eggs why would you want to deny her? You need to eggsplore that more in depth.

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If she calls me every day, wanting to go to the grocery store to buy eggs...how do I avoid her?

 

Buy some eggs and whip them at her house later if you don't want to be bothered.

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Well should you?

 

And if so would it be ok to do this with someone who did not have a job?

Absolutely! Foreplay and TV while in your underpants is certainly the dating norm.

 

Unemployment is an added attraction!

 

Thank you for your input

 

One more question

 

Should a date a person who enjoys eating boiled eggs on a Wednesday?

I can't speak for all, but I only date those who enjoy boiled eggs on a Wednesday. Anything else is perverted, right?

 

Oh I forgot a BIG question

 

Is it ok to physically throw a person out of your house if they do not delve into ya underpants and JUST want to watch comedy tv (using my electricity and cable bill, the bare faced cheek) and eat boiled eggs?

You better know it!

 

If I throw a person out of my house should I wait 3 or 4 days to call?

I say the person is lucky if you EVER call, or accept a call.

Shall I set my answer phone to silent so that I dont stress over wondering if they have called?

I know I am ignoring your answers but that is just the person I am!

 

Do I worry too much? DO you think I look too deep into things?

I would probably change my number. That solves all problems/questions. And, no, you don't worry too much/look too deep into things.:)

 

What would I do if she expected ME to buy the eggs?

Refuse. That's an obvious deal breaker.

 

I am furious now

 

How could she expect ME TO BUY THE EGGS! I would expect to be majorly relieved of tension before I would lay out my HARD EARNED CASH on free range eggs.

 

What if she expected to use my electric cooker to cook them on?

 

Dating is so stressful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She/he can cook their own eggs, dammit! On their own range or stove! Do not back down, Ruby. It is commonly accepted that boiled eggs are PROVIDED, not EXPECTED.

sofakingmad Established Member

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She/he can cook their own eggs, dammit! On their own range or stove! Do not back down, Ruby. It is commonly accepted that boiled eggs are PROVIDED, not EXPECTED.

 

eggactly. :cool:

Touche Established Member

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eggactly. :cool:

 

I think you meant "eggsactly."

sofakingmad Established Member

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^ ya typo.

dropdeadlegs Established Member

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I wouldn't. I never did like dating men who are that set in their ways. If the guy can't eat a boiled egg on say, a Saturday, then I am not interested.

 

I like variety and spontaneity. If you're anything like I am, you'll pass on this Wednesday boiled egg-eating man and go for a REAL man. One who can eat a boiled egg any day of the week.

Touche', I just wanted to say that my previous post in no way meant that YOU are perverted. You know I love you! Your new avi is a great pic, very hot!

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Isn't she gorgeous? Makes the feline in me want to post a hot pic too. :love::mad::laugh:

sofakingmad Established Member

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that's really her? nice.

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Yes boys. And if you click on her screen name, she's also got a profile pic. More for you guys to drool over. :laugh:

sofakingmad Established Member

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ha i didn't even see that one thx.

Touche Established Member

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OMG! I leave for a few minutes and all hell breaks loose!

 

Guys forget it. I have the biggest crushes on the women here. TBF, has the hottest ass and the most gorgeous face. She's incredible. So classy. I can't say enough about her. :love: What a woman! So much depth to her. A real friend.

 

Legs, is absolutely gorgeous. Thanks, Legs..I didn't take offense. You're the best! You're a real down to earth woman..my kind of gal also.

 

Thanks ladies! I love you guys!:love:

Touche Established Member

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Yes boys. And if you click on her screen name, she's also got a profile pic. More for you guys to drool over. :laugh:

 

Oh stop it! Your turn now!

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Awww...Touche. You're so bad. Admit it, you have a crush on the abs in my avie. :laugh:

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Oh stop it! Your turn now!

Nuh uh. Nothing to see. I do so like your avie pic though. Very chic. :love:

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Awww...Touche. You're so bad. Admit it, you have a crush on the abs in my avie. :laugh:

 

Who is this gay Marc Anthony?

 

That is a six pack on top of a strong keg.

 

The cape though, that is sexy good.

Touche Established Member

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Nuh uh. Nothing to see. I do so like your avie pic though. Very chic. :love:

 

You're sweet, but let's face it..your avie pic blows mine away! Wow...so..damn..hot!:bunny:

 

Is it hot in here?

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Who is this gay Marc Anthony?

 

That is a six pack on top of a strong keg.

 

The cape though, that is sexy good.

It's Gerard Butler in the Movie 300, playing King Leonidas. There's nothing gay about him what-so-ever. I fell in love with him while watching the movie. A man with honour who can work his sword.

Trialbyfire Established Member

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You're sweet, but let's face it..your avie pic blows mine away! Wow...so..damn..hot!:bunny:

 

Is it hot in here?

Do we need to call DA for some A/C? :laugh:

Touche Established Member

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Do we need to call DA for some A/C? :laugh:

 

:lmao::lmao: Yes, I want to use him for his A/C now. It's ok though, I'll let him massage my feet in return. Isn't that a fair trade-off? I have cute feet.

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It's Gerard Butler in the Movie 300, playing King Leonidas. There's nothing gay about him what-so-ever. I fell in love with him while watching the movie. A man with honour who can work his sword.

 

Well speaking of safe play in the underpants while not driving...

 

Well, he is Scottish, so I guess he is not CRAP. Scottish men are sexy.

 

Did you ever get the letter Henry wrote to David? I thought that was funny? However that was O2 and it scares me to bring it up.

 

Okay the cape and the camera made me think GAY.

 

I stand corrected in my pink feather boa.

Trialbyfire Established Member

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:lmao::lmao: Yes, I want to use him for his A/C now. It's ok though, I'll let him massage my feet in return. Isn't that a fair trade-off? I have cute feet.

You do that but keep in mind he wears leather undies while doing this. Yikes...

Trialbyfire Established Member

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Well speaking of safe play in the underpants while not driving...

 

Well, he is Scottish, so I guess he is not CRAP. Scottish men are sexy.

 

Did you ever get the letter Henry wrote to David? I thought that was funny? However that was O2 and it scares me to bring it up.

 

Okay the cape and the camera made me think GAY.

 

I stand corrected in my pink feather boa.

Plenty of play. Lots of walking, some riding. It's all good.

 

You lost me unders about the Henry/David thing.

 

No, my gaydar did not go off for this at all. Something else went off though. ;)

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