Should you expect safe foreplay and TV in your underpants when you cant drive?.....

[Ruby]

Well should you?

 

And if so would it be ok to do this with someone who did not have a job?

[underpants]

Is this about porn?

 

Of course. TV, underpants (optional), not at work, not driving are all neccessary elements to viewing porn.

 

Oh wait, I think I know your inspiration for this thread.

[Krytellan]

I hope so. It's not like I ever leave my apartment. WTF am I supposed to do???

[Trialbyfire]

Jobless should be a deal-breaker. A jobless person can't possibly be of sufficient intellectual level to handle safe foreplay or watching TV in their underpants.

 

But...due to extenuating circumstances, a jobless person would be a good match for a non-driver.

 

Hope this helped. Good luck.

[Ruby]

Thank you for your input

 

One more question

 

Should a date a person who enjoys eating boiled eggs on a Wednesday?

[underpants]

Thank you for your input

 

One more question

 

Should a date a person who enjoys eating boiled eggs on a Wednesday?

 

Only if they are wearing flip flops and are shirtless.

 

That's hawt.

[Trialbyfire]

As long as the dating only occurs on the weekend. By then, the smell will have dissssapated.

[Touche]

Thank you for your input

 

One more question

 

Should a date a person who enjoys eating boiled eggs on a Wednesday?

 

I wouldn't. I never did like dating men who are that set in their ways. If the guy can't eat a boiled egg on say, a Saturday, then I am not interested.

 

I like variety and spontaneity. If you're anything like I am, you'll pass on this Wednesday boiled egg-eating man and go for a REAL man. One who can eat a boiled egg any day of the week.

[underpants]

Should a date a person who enjoys eating boiled eggs on a Wednesday?

 

Actually, I would have to ...analyse this a bit more.

 

Are they...deviled eggs. Is there paprika involved.

 

Are they brown eggs or white. Are they blessed by monks and farm raised or just generic.

 

What water was used in the boil? What type of pan?

 

Do they have a gas or electic stove?

 

All of this is very important.

[Trialbyfire]

Ooooo...pertinent questions, unders. What if he has those gorgeous yellow yokes from the farm fresh organic eggs? I can respect a man who enjoys those.

[Ruby]

Ok Thank you I am going sit here in my under crackers and think about putting an ad in the local paper.

 

I feel better now

[Krytellan]

I don't know that I'd care too much what kind of eggs. I wouldn't buy the eggs for her though unless she was gonna PUT OUT!!! Women want everything but then are like, hey thanks, I gotta go. What gives?

[Trialbyfire]

The sad reality K is if she doesn't get her eggs from you, she might get them somewhere else. Sorry.

[underpants]

I don't know that I'd care too much what kind of eggs. I wouldn't buy the eggs for her though unless she was gonna PUT OUT!!! Women want everything but then are like, hey thanks, I gotta go. What gives?

 

I think as long as her eggs remain unfertilized it's all good.

[Ruby]

Oh I forgot a BIG question

 

Is it ok to physically throw a person out of your house if they do not delve into ya underpants and JUST want to watch comedy tv (using my electricity and cable bill, the bare faced cheek) and eat boiled eggs?

 

If I throw a person out of my house should I wait 3 or 4 days to call?

 

Shall I set my answer phone to silent so that I dont stress over wondering if they have called?

I know I am ignoring your answers but that is just the person I am!

 

Do I worry too much? DO you think I look too deep into things?

[Touche]

I don't know that I'd care too much what kind of eggs. I wouldn't buy the eggs for her though unless she was gonna PUT OUT!!! Women want everything but then are like, hey thanks, I gotta go. What gives?

 

I know. It's so true. So many women just can't do what a guy wants. Why should a guy feel like they have to even talk to them before they put out? What kind of crazy nonsense is THAT? And what's with this crazy nonsense about buying them dinner? Can't they feed themselves? I don't get it, myself. I'm with you, Kryt. It's crazy.

[Ruby]

What would I do if she expected ME to buy the eggs?

[Ruby]

I am furious now

 

How could she expect ME TO BUY THE EGGS! I would expect to be majorly relieved of tension before I would lay out my HARD EARNED CASH on free range eggs.

 

What if she expected to use my electric cooker to cook them on?

 

Dating is so stressful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underpants]

Ruby,

 

Please take out the ad. I offered a date but I was...ignored. (It has been days, why hasn't he responded?)

 

It has been an egg week hasn't it. It was so hot I tried to cook one on Monday. Now we are discussing dating in relation to eggs.

 

I think I may have dropped my basket some time ago. Uh oh.

[norajane]

I am furious now

 

How could she expect ME TO BUY THE EGGS! I would expect to be majorly relieved of tension before I would lay out my HARD EARNED CASH on free range eggs.

 

What if she expected to use my electric cooker to cook them on?

 

Dating is so stressful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's why the best date is TV in your unders and the safest foreplay with Rosy the Palm - she's cheap date.

[Star Gazer]

I'm not sure this is entirely relevant to this topic, but there was THE FUNNIEST line in Entourage the other day: "I'm gonna take you to a place where even a one-eyed leper can get laid... Craigslist!"

 

LMAO!

[sofakingmad]

Well should you?

 

And if so would it be ok to do this with someone who did not have a job?

 

lmao as long as the A/C is working and on.

[Touche]

lmao as long as the A/C is working and on.

 

What about the cable?

[sofakingmad]

What about the cable?

 

the cable is a must to serve as a distraction in case the date becomes aggravating...

[Trialbyfire]

Eggravating?