More Aggravation in my life, this girl comes over last night and......

[allina]

What a WACKO! (Him I mean..not you.)

 

Oh yeah, clearly

[The slayer]

Hookers are not interested in Safe Play Activities, only SEX

 

I think you will find that hookers (unlike girlfriends) are interesed in whatever you want them to be, as long as you are paying.

 

Having read a few of your threads I'd suggest that a hooker is you best, if not only option

[Trialbyfire]

Hookers are not interested in Safe Play Activities, only SEX

A girl who answers an ad for sex and TV, isn't much of a Safe Play person either.

 

Are you certain you didn't need to put a bill at a time on the side table until her eyes gleamed in consent?

[DateAnalyzer]

Well it's been asked 3 or 4 times with no answer.

 

I guess they both sat there neither one making a move.

 

Smooooth Operator...

 

 

The highlight of the night was me massaging her feet

 

The Lowlight of the Night was her never facing me and just watching Comedy central

[DateAnalyzer]

A girl who answers an ad for sex and TV, isn't much of a Safe Play person either.

 

Are you certain you didn't need to put a bill at a time on the side table until her eyes gleamed in consent?

 

 

I was not looking for sex, in the ad it clearly stated foreplay and friendship

[underpants]

DA,

 

I actually think what you did was kind of dangerous. It sounds like you let a stranger into your home late at night. I mean, that is not really all that smart. Did you two exchange alot of emails prior? Even so. The first few dates should be in public someplace. The world is just full of unsavory types.

 

Now I also mused an idea. Since you seem to be really analysing how to date. Why not start a thread. I will go on a virtual post date with you. Maybe some other LS girls will too. Maybe step by step, post by post we can see where things could improve. What do you say?

[DateAnalyzer]

DA,

 

I actually think what you did was kind of dangerous. It sounds like you let a stranger into your home late at night. I mean, that is not really all that smart. Did you two exchange alot of emails prior? Even so. The first few dates should be in public someplace. The world is just full of unsavory types.

 

Now I also mused an idea. Since you seem to be really analysing how to date. Why not start a thread. I will go on a virtual post date with you. Maybe some other LS girls will too. Maybe step by step, post by post we can see where things could improve. What do you say?

 

 

We talked on the phone for 6 hours, so I screened her before she came to my place

[Trialbyfire]

I was not looking for sex, in the ad it clearly stated foreplay and friendship

Foreplay is the precursor to penetration but can still be an act of sex. STDs can be transmitted from the mouth, as well.

 

Think clearly about what kind of girl would answer an ad like this with a strange man your size (6'6"? or something) at a strange man's home, all alone. This is not normal behaviour for women.

[jcster]

This is not normal behaviour for women.

 

Somehow, I don't think that was an overwhelming concern.

[sofakingmad]

We talked on the phone for 6 hours, so I screened her before she came to my place

 

yea you should know all there is to know after 6 hours...

 

you know the more i read your threads and posts it just comes across as a big joke, no offense. you just don't seem serious about all this or maybe it's just lack of experience.

[DateAnalyzer]

yea you should know all there is to know after 6 hours...

 

you know the more i read your threads and posts it just comes across as a big joke, no offense. you just don't seem serious about all this or maybe it's just lack of experience.

 

 

I always been good screener and never had ny problems when a female came to my house for the first time

[Touche]

Well it's been asked 3 or 4 times with no answer.

 

I guess they both sat there neither one making a move.

 

Smooooth Operator...

 

Exactly. DA why won't you answer the question? Did you make a move on her?

 

Also, I agree with whoever said that hookers are only interested in whatever you pay them to do. I'm sure if you just want foreplay, they would accommodate you for the right price.

 

And what did you talk about with this girl for 6 hours? Did you discuss how you wanted this "date" to go?

 

Something is really off here.

[DateAnalyzer]

Exactly. DA why won't you answer the question? Did you make a move on her?

 

Also, I agree with whoever said that hookers are only interested in whatever you pay them to do. I'm sure if you just want foreplay, they would accommodate you for the right price.

 

And what did you talk about with this girl for 6 hours? Did you discuss how you wanted this "date" to go?

 

Something is really off here.

 

 

I'm not interested in being friends with a hooker. I'm looking for FOREPLAY and FRIENDSHIP

[Touche]

I'm not interested in being friends with a hooker. I'm looking for FOREPLAY and FRIENDSHIP

 

We GET that. By WHY won't you answer the question? Did you try anything with that girl, other than massage her feet, or not? It's a yes or no answer.

[Touche]

DA,

 

I actually think what you did was kind of dangerous. It sounds like you let a stranger into your home late at night. I mean, that is not really all that smart. Did you two exchange alot of emails prior? Even so. The first few dates should be in public someplace. The world is just full of unsavory types.

 

Now I also mused an idea. Since you seem to be really analysing how to date. Why not start a thread. I will go on a virtual post date with you. Maybe some other LS girls will too. Maybe step by step, post by post we can see where things could improve. What do you say?

 

He'll never do it. You and I think alike because I was thinking the SAME thing. I did this once with another poster. And then I critiqued the way it went. I thought it was a good idea.

[DateAnalyzer]

We GET that. By WHY won't you answer the question? Did you try anything with that girl, other than massage her feet, or not? It's a yes or no answer.

 

 

Yes I was trying to make a move all night and was getting no where. Believe me that won't ever happen again

[Touche]

Yes I was trying to make a move all night and was getting no where. Believe me that won't ever happen again

 

"Trying" to make a move is not actually making a move. You either didn't or you did. And what is it that you won't let happen again? You'll never try to make a move that you didn't actually make again?

 

I'm sorry. I'm very confused.

[sofakingmad]

every time i read a new thread of yours DA i feel like drinking heavily for some reason.

[JamesM]

Hookers are not interested in Safe Play Activities, only SEX

 

Not true....they are interested in MONEY. They will do whatever you want or don't want. And they will be your friend and give you just foreplay...as long as you pay them.

[bish]

Hookers are not interested in Safe Play Activities, only SEX

 

Hookers do what you pay them to do.

[burning 4 revenge]

Hookers do what you pay them to do.

will they hold me against their chest while i cry and stroke my hair while i rock back and forth and tell me that everything will turn out just fine..

[johan]

will they hold me against their chest while i cry and stroke my hair while i rock back and forth and tell me that everything will turn out just fine..

 

Yes. And they'll even do it while fondling your weenie. Hopefully that won't bring back any painful memories.

[bish]

will they hold me against their chest while i cry and stroke my hair while i rock back and forth and tell me that everything will turn out just fine..

 

if thats what you tell them you want....long as you pony up da dough.

[burning 4 revenge]

Yes. And they'll even do it while fondling your weenie. Hopefully that won't bring back any painful memories.

there is no pleasure without the pain

[burning 4 revenge]

if thats what you tell them you want....long as you pony up da dough.

what if i want to make them smoke crack?