VegasFan Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Confessing man prefers jail to marriage, police say Web Posted: 08/10/2007 07:30 AM CDT Marvin Hurst KENS 5 Eyewitness News When most people want out of a marriage, they separate or file for divorce. But a San Antonio man took a unique approach. According to police, Danny Joe Herrera confessed to robbing a Northwest Side sporting goods store with a fake gun Thursday evening because he was tired of his wife and wanted to go back to jail. Herrera was arrested and charged with aggravated robbery and other criminal charges out of Dallas. He is currently being held at the Bexar County Detention Center. According to police, the 31-year-old showed a gun to a cashier at Academy Sports and Outdoors in the 2600 block of Northwest Loop 410. He demanded the cash register, grabbed it, and left the store. Herrera was caught on the side of a nearby strip club. Officers recovered the cash register. They also found the plastic BB gun used in the robbery.
quankanne Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Academy off I-10? saw the headline while scanning the San Antonio paper but got side-tracked. My gosh, that poor man! Of course, this reminds me of a joke: the devil decided to have a little fun, so he came up to earth one Sunday morning, and went running inside a packed church, screaming and cursing and generally scaring people out of their pews. one old guy, however, just sat up front, ignoring all the commotion. So Satan runs up to him, screaming even louder and waving his hands and jumping about. still no rise out of the old man, though by this time, the church was empty. Satan was confused. So he asked the man why he was still there. the old man looked him straight in the eye and said, "I've been married to your sister for 53 years now. You think YOU can scare me?" :laugh:
Trialbyfire Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Ahahahaha...pretty funny. I'll have to remember that trick the next time I end up with a loser.
Recommended Posts