Road Rage Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 Gotta make this quick! They are on my trail! Many years ago the government had a top secret program to enhance family life. They put a chip into every girl before they were 12 years old called code name 8chip. The 8chip had 8 triggers: indifference exploration monogamy marriage sex maternal instinct diminished sex drive increased masculinity So, every girl would become a young woman that first dated, fell in love, got married a virgin, had sex, had kids, became less interested in sex to focus on children, and in later years to have greater masculine characteristics because, they theorized, would outlive her husband and would need to take control. It was a grand and glorious plan. Everything would be coming up roses. But every rose has it`s thorn and this plan was no different. No one new the chip had a flaw. And that was.... Global Warming. Somehow the 8chip has been malfunctioning because of the rise in the co2 level due to global warming and there isn`t much they can do about it. Which means that any one of the eight triggers on the 8chip can activate or deactivate at any time. So guys, you now know what to expect of women. Just think about it ok? Of course, you could go on a crusade against global warming.
underpants Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 So, the heat is getting to you too? That was funny. I like a conspiracy theory. Oh heck, lets blame it all on global warming. Sounds good to me.
tinktronik Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 See I can totally be in agreeance here . Im having a bad hair day due to global warming.
Citizen Erased Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. I bet we are being watched right now *looks around suspiciously and sneaks off*
Author Road Rage Posted August 9, 2007 Author Posted August 9, 2007 You now know why Al Gore is on a global crusade about global warming, with him having a wife and a couple of daughters or so:laugh::laugh: Got to get that co2 down NOW:p
LoveLace Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 Cool I can blame any of my wacky female behavior on global warming now.
Lostgurl Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 I'm slowly going insane, DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING! DAMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUU! ()
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