electric_sheep Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 why I want to have sex with everyone: I just got a new haircut, and as ridiculous as it sounds, I've turned into some kind of babe magnet. I'm constantly flabergasted by just how superficial we all are! My whole life I was that goofy, awkward, slacker guy... with the long hair and some state of facial hair, either side burns or a goatee or whatever. I was also too skinny from running too much. So now, here I am a few years later, with a new stylishly short haircut, clean shaven, and I've gained about 10 pounds from going to the gym. All of a sudden girls from the age of 12 to 60 are checking me out. It's got me thinking about just how narrowly we define "attractive" in our society. As for me, I've never been that way. I could always pick out the beautiful girl that was just hiding behind geeky glasses and bad clothes. My guy friends would think I was crazy, then two years later the same girl would stroll by in a summer dress and their jaws would drop open. I just can't believe they couldn't see what I could see all along. Anyway, I know everyone is going to think I'm full of myself, but I'm sort of drunk and heady on this new found power! I've discovered a couple of things: 1) Amazingly, sometimes girls who are complete strangers will actually initiate a conversation. I never knew! 2) Girls will check guys out just as much as guys check girls out, only they generally are more subtle and don't crane their heads around. They will even check you out when they are with their boyfriends, sometimes even smiling! Holy smoke! Let's go to your place and make it a threesome! Now, this is going to sound shi*ty, and I expect no sympathy, and I deserve all the scorn you heap upon me, but I've discovered I just want to have sex with everyone now! I'm serious. I walk through the isles of the grocery store and see at least a dozen women I want to have sex with immediately. Perhaps two dozen. I find myself wanting to have sex with men and I'm not even gay. I don't know what is up. I wonder what their **** would feel like in my mouth. I feel like something must be drastically wrong with me, because I'm certainly not in my teens anymore, and these kinds of feelings couldn't possibly be normal for someone my age. Maybe it's hormonal. Maybe too much testosterone from going to the gym? Anyway, I'm loving this adulation, and I think I'll go back to this hairstylist again. Who would think a frickin haircut could do such wonders for one's self-esteem?
underpants Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 I want the name of your hair stylist. Note to self......Time to get a hair cut.
high_boost Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 holy $hit dude you need help. the post was ace till you got to the part where you wanted $%&$ in your mouth. lol you might wanna stop drinking dude
Trialbyfire Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 This thread is funny. Now you know why a woman will never leave a good stylist and will even drive hours for her hair appointment.
Lizzie60 Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Good for you ... Enjoy! Now you know how it feels for a woman to have all this power! Amazing heh? Addictive for sure!
katiebour Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Have fun electricsheep *Sings "The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades~"*
FleshNBones Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 As for me, I've never been that way. I could always pick out the beautiful girl that was just hiding behind geeky glasses and bad clothes. My guy friends would think I was crazy, then two years later the same girl would stroll by in a summer dress and their jaws would drop open. I just can't believe they couldn't see what I could see all along.They usually never see superman behind the glasses. That comic book joke seems more like fact than fiction.
Trialbyfire Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Okay, I'll get serious about this thread. If you feel good about yourself, you will display the confidence that is so attractive to the opposite sex. It will be reflected in the your body language by the way you walk, stand, are more willing to look at people and look them in the eye, instead of being hunched over and focused inwardly. A guy exuding that confidence, instead of brashness/cockiness is wickedly attractive.
Star Gazer Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 A guy exuding that confidence, instead of brashness/cockiness is wickedly attractive. Yes! It's very Beckham!
Trialbyfire Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Yes! It's very Beckham! Fine. Make me think of abs...
SierraMarie Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 I want to have sex with people all the time too. You just say no and move on with your life
Author electric_sheep Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 This is what happens when you drink and post. Seriously though, I feel somewhat contemptuous about this whole confidence thing. It really irks me that the world works that way, but there is no arguing about the fact that it does. Case in point... my best friend has a high powered IT job making loads of money, despite the fact that he knows only a fraction of what I know. The difference? He is supremely confident (always has been) and is one of the worlds most amazing bullshi*ers. I've sat there listening to him confidently go on and on about something he knows absolutely nothing about, not tipping him off to the fact that I know he is a charlatan. It's actually quite amusing. He is always having to hit me up on chat asking me how to do this or that, and often he just makes a complete mess of things... but it hardly matters, because he is so confident that people assume his blunders could never be his fault. Anyway, that's my opinion of confidence, and haircuts, and clothes. It's all show, and it's so irritating to me that people are so easily duped. Having said that, I suppose one might as well take advantage of this... something I have resisted all my life.
Yamaha Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 A good haircut can do wonders for the self-esteem. Enjoy your new found power but now you are going to have to do something about your attraction.
frezzle Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 This is funny. You're getting a positive reaction here with a 'go for it!' vibe becuase you are a guy. I'm getting slated on another thread as having low morals and being immature because I entered into a fling with a sexy guy. Tssh. Emancipation is still clearly in it's infancy. I think you offered me a threesome, though electric sheep. This whole sexy haircut thing is making think about it! No, seriously, apart from maybe Lizzie60, aren't there any other women who just enjoy a good f*cking? Perhaps I'm on the wrong website..
Trialbyfire Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 I just read your thread frezzle. There's a major difference between expecting a respectful response from a casual FWB or even less, and what this thread is talking about, which is that confidence is attractive. In your situation, why be concerned at all? Shrug and move on.
frezzle Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Sorry, Trialbyfire-I didn't mean to suggest the threads had similar content, I've just been getting irked by the implication that I'm a slut! Your advice to me is spot on and I already have.
Author electric_sheep Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 No, seriously, apart from maybe Lizzie60, aren't there any other women who just enjoy a good f*cking? Perhaps I'm on the wrong website.. There is always nerve.com. I think sexuality for women is more complicated than it is for men, because of the still very much present double standard (which is bull****, of course). Having flings can even be difficult for a lot of men too, though. Partly because of this whole confidence thing. A part of the flirting process for a guy is acting like a big shot, and being tough, confident, suave and all, then suddenly you find yourself having to actually prove it! Intimidating! Almost none of my casual flings (there havn't been many) have lived up to expectations. I've usually drank myself silly trying to work up the courage, then there is the awkwardness of acting tough, "playing a game", putting on airs, worrying about what they think of you, and all that. There seems to be little in the way of real communication. I think it's hard to enjoy sex under all these pressures, expectations, and falsehoods. But yeah, I wish it were easier to just go out and enjoy a good f*cking every now and then. We are all just so neurotic about sex (me included). I blame religion and society. Damn them! STD's really put a damper on that kind of fun too, though. Sometimes I wish I had lived through the 70's.
frezzle Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Cheers electric. Had a quick peek at that site and it looks good (although my browser kept shutting the window and saying the site was unavailable?) Your post is so helpful to girls like me. We have no idea about the guy's anxiety because their 'cool' identity is so developed. Women tend to be labled as neurotic if they try to break through that with a bit of honest communication, too, I think. I think that (I know I am generalising here) younger women probably have a harder time with the whole FWB/fling thing. It can be difficult to seperate your emotions from your body as a young woman. It's funny because I feel that I've recently hit my 'prime' and have been getting a bit like you - just thinking about sex everywhere! I finally have a bit of sympathy for teenage boys! I do envy the gay scene sometimes for their attitude to the satisfaction of carnal desires. I guess I'm still quite new to the FWB thing myself and just expect grown men to be able to see when they've got a good thing going on and be respectful about it but I guess it is so much about power, isn't it? The feeling that you are in control goes to people's heads so easily and really does corrupt. I wish I didn't have to play by the rules and that communication could be more straightforward in these situations. Think I'm too honest for my own good, most of the time.
LoveLace Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Congratulations on your new power! I 1st started hitting the gym 4 X a week a few years ago, it was amazing the difference it made in how I looked, felt about myself, and in how others interacted with me. It was almost like a high. And I too felt very sexual as apparently I was quite attractive to so many others...I don't have time to hit the gym as often anymore, so I don't quite look as good or feel quite as powerful, but it's all definitely still there to an extent, enough that I'm still happy and confident enough with myself. It doesnt matter how old you are! Enjoy!!
whichwayisup Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 It isn't just the look, you have SELF CONFIDENCE. Women sense that... Just stay away from girls who have boyfriends or who are married. Be honest about your intention, that is, if you want to just have sex.
FleshNBones Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 If you feel good about yourself, you will display the confidence that is so attractive to the opposite sex. It will be reflected in the your body language by the way you walk, stand, are more willing to look at people and look them in the eye, instead of being hunched over and focused inwardly.Putting on some muscle will naturally push the shoulders back. How women interpret that is up to their imagination.
Mustang Sally Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 No, seriously, apart from maybe Lizzie60, aren't there any other women who just enjoy a good f*cking? Perhaps I'm on the wrong website.. <raising hand> Nothing wrong with a good, hard f*ck after a hard day at the office... Seriously.
Trialbyfire Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Putting on some muscle will naturally push the shoulders back. How women interpret that is up to their imagination. Uh uh, a simple push back of the shoulders will not reflect that kind of confidence. Something about the long confident directional stride, head up, shoulders back, eye contact, it goes on and on.
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