ruby_gloom Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 i’m too young to be feeling this deprived. how do you guys do it?!
funkybassplayer Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 i’m too young to be feeling this deprived. how do you guys do it?! Its in the wrist! and you can give yourself great orgasams too!!
Trimmer Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Its in the wrist! and you can give yourself great orgasams too!! Wow... I have exactly the same experience playing bass. Oh, you were talking about the OP? ruby - how old are you and how long has it been? And yes, in all seriousness, FBP is right about the wrist... although there is no substitute for a real, warm partner.
Lizzie60 Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 i’m too young to be feeling this deprived. how do you guys do it?! It is sooooo easy when you're a woman... just take your pick... really.
Author ruby_gloom Posted July 23, 2007 Author Posted July 23, 2007 ya think, lizzie? sometimes i think it’s easier for guys. but i guess you’re right in that i could call up some dude who would be more than willing. the problem is i’m not comfortable with that idea; it’s not something i would do. so, i’m stuck. erm, i’m 20. and i don’t even want to remember how long it’s been. sigh. oh, and you’re right about a yare wrist being the key, but it seems as though i’m missing that which i don’t have more so than anything else. i want to play with it. it's really distracting.
funkybassplayer Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 close your eyes and slowley stroke your c.it
burning 4 revenge Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 i want to play with it. my god ruby_gloom i don't think i've ever seen you talk dirty before.
Touche Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Ruby, hang in there. One day you'll be married for years and years and be pushing your husband away at 7 am.
Touche Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Touche, Are you my ex-wife????????? Very funny! Well, I don't always push him away. So, Ruby. Did you take care of the problem yet?
burning 4 revenge Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 So, Ruby. Did you take care of the problem yet? stop corrupting my daughter
KittenMoon Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 Ruby- I know this is a tad more difficult since you don't live alone, but I finally gave in and bought myself a toy! It's no replacement for a warm body, but it's pretty damn good when I need it to be. :bunny:
Author ruby_gloom Posted July 25, 2007 Author Posted July 25, 2007 Ruby- I know this is a tad more difficult since you don't live alone, but I finally gave in and bought myself a toy! hmm. i think you're onto something. ahh. i could never hop into bed with just any dude, so maybe i should follow your lead. i pass by this store on my way home that sells all of that stuff. i've been in there a few times, but it was always with . i think i'd be embarrassed to buy something like that. have you seen the ikea commercial? haha.
KittenMoon Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 i think i'd be embarrassed to buy something like that. That's why I love the internet. However, if you ever got up the nerve and a bit of extra cash, you could just buy it with a few "fun" items like bizarre flavored lube, fuzzy handcuffs, and a dirty greeting card so it looked like you were getting bachellorette gifts.
CaliGuy Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 i’m too young to be feeling this deprived. how do you guys do it?! I stay busy with work and life and don't put too much thought into it. Works for me. I can live without it, at least, I am learning how haha.
Trimmer Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 i pass by this store on my way home that sells all of that stuff. i've been in there a few times, but it was always with . i think i'd be embarrassed to buy something like that. Ruby - check out xandria-dot-com. They have stuff from the very basic to the, well, shall we say "more exotic..." Their stuff comes in a plain box with a return address from the "Lawrence Research Group" or something like that, so it's super discreet. If you need a specific suggestion to get you started, my wife and I had fun with the "Aerotech" (under their "traditional vibrators") as a very basic starter toy. Cheap but fun... I bet the mail order shipping would cost you less than the fuzzy handcuffs... Commercial disclaimer: I have no connection with them, other than as a "satisfied" (ha!) customer.
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