Teacher's Pet Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 Yeah, I know.. Not the spelling I wanted to be using... but hey..... Most "surprise" birthday parties don't include sexual favors anyway, right? Tonight I was serenaded by a Filipino waiter (who also lei'd me LOL), was whipped with a linen napkin right in my ass REPEATEDLY, flirted mercilessly with 2 different women, got the phone # of one of them, and a tentative night of hanging out with the other, and best of all, Ariawoman and I discovered another song we can totally ROCK at karaoke. AND... I got free ice cream out of the deal. (And my real birthday is actually Monday - hahaha!) All this at the same place I MET my ex at. On an amusing side note, the drunk girl from my old bar that I almost wound up sleeping with about 9 months ago after driving her drunk ass home one night was there.... LOL What was I thinking? Now I have half a day of rest (and half a day of work) ahead of me, then 2 days in America's Favorite Playground, Atlantic City NJ. Two days of second guessing and swearing at the poker tables. Hopefully my 37th year will be better than the last 36 crappy ones! -tp a new lease you are, my love....on life.....
AriaIncognito Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 You forgot to mention that you kissed my boob. Now Im mad at you. :mad::mad:
burning 4 revenge Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 You forgot to mention that you kissed my boob. Now Im mad at you. :mad::mad: wait...what happened? i want to hear more about this
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 LOL... I didn't want to give people the wrong idea.... But, you really do have awesome hooters. -tp i'll cover you...err..them..er.....you.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 wait...what happened? i want to hear more about this A word to the wise... never push boobs in my face and expect me not to react. -tp coffee, tea, or....wow!
AriaIncognito Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 In my defense I didn't push them in his face. He wanted me to hug him when he was sitting and I was behind him and well, I've got an ample bosum LOL
AriaIncognito Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 TPs posterior is going to be black and blue from the whippings he got from 2 other friends of ours. I heard some of them and wow, I felt pain. LOL. And yes, we did find a good new song, but I wish it was more widely known hehe.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 Oh, it was gooood. Well, until I realized that J was doing half of the whipping... kinda killed it for me. LOL As for our new song, I guess we're gonna either have to sing it a lot more often, or get our asses on Broadway. -tp open up your golden gates, california, here i come!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 In my defense I didn't push them in his face. He wanted me to hug him when he was sitting and I was behind him and well, I've got an ample bosum LOL Ok, Ok, don't get technical. Besides, just think.... What if I was behind you? -tp woof
Lizzie60 Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 I didn't know you were 'bi' Tonight I was serenaded by a Filipino waiter (who also lei'd me LOL),
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 I didn't know you were 'bi' Tonight I was serenaded by a Filipino waiter (who also lei'd me LOL), Hey! I only sang ONE show tune! -tp not that there's anything wrong with that!
AriaIncognito Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 It wasn't his choice LOL. He was set up. They called him down like he was next to sing karaoke, but instead the waiter sang a song, which shall go titleless unless TP wants it out here lol. It was CLASSIC though. Imagine a guy that can barely speak english, with a heavy accent, singing a love song to you. LOL. I know there are pictures but I wonder if anyone took video..lol
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 23, 2007 Author Posted July 23, 2007 LOL... Actually, what song did he sing to me? I don't even remember. I was trying to come up with ways to have him deported before the chorus... -tp your papers, please!
AriaIncognito Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Happy Birthday TP!!! He sang Right Here Waiting, by Richard Marx. :-)
AriaIncognito Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Hey! I only sang ONE show tune! -tp not that there's anything wrong with that! Plus he learned it cuz he knows I love Rent. How cool is that! :-) Good thing I knew the song, since he learned it on the sly.... hehe Man, I must sleep now. Way too late. Stupid working at 130am! And not getting paid for it. But that's a whole other thread for another forum!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 23, 2007 Author Posted July 23, 2007 Happy Birthday TP!!! He sang Right Here Waiting, by Richard Marx. :-) Thank you, my beautiful friend. No better way to enter my late 30's than surrounded by the people who make it bearable. -tp wherever you go, whatever you do.....
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 23, 2007 Author Posted July 23, 2007 Plus he learned it cuz he knows I love Rent. How cool is that! :-) Good thing I knew the song, since he learned it on the sly.... Hey, you don't have to defend my masculinity. I actually knew the song quite well already, and I'm secure enough in my celibacy to admit it. I just had to be certain that when we did the song, you sang the trannie part. LOL! Man, I must sleep now. Way too late. Stupid working at 130am! And not getting paid for it. But that's a whole other thread for another forum! Hey, if that computer software thingy you do doesn't work out, I might know a place that needs a Sunday night bartender VERY soon. -tp ...3 tv's and 50% off at the snack bar!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 23, 2007 Author Posted July 23, 2007 And now, time for me to get ready to leave for my mini-vacation. I have a 1:15pm "tee time" at the poker tables. Wish me luck. -tp aint no Doyle Brunson
Ssheena Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 remember.. you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.. (since we are on bad songs - might as well through some Kenny Rogers in the mix.) Good LUCK!
AriaIncognito Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Hey, if that computer software thingy you do doesn't work out, I might know a place that needs a Sunday night bartender VERY soon. -tp ...3 tv's and 50% off at the snack bar! Yeah cuz i'm gonna take a job thats 45 minutes away and earns 1.00 in tips a night. I dont think so. I'll keep my decent salary desk job lol.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 25, 2007 Author Posted July 25, 2007 Yeah cuz i'm gonna take a job thats 45 minutes away and earns 1.00 in tips a night. I dont think so. I'll keep my decent salary desk job lol. Ahh.. Keep your high salary and your benefits! I get to stare at 18yr old chicks all night. -tp it's good to be da king
Author Teacher's Pet Posted July 25, 2007 Author Posted July 25, 2007 remember.. you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.. (since we are on bad songs - might as well through some Kenny Rogers in the mix.) Good LUCK! I could have used some of Kenny's advice over the last 36 hours... lol -tp all in with a 10-set and the mother fu**er had a straight!
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