Tyra Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Guys, why is it that, some of you always lie about how much you are equipped with, and then, when its time to see how much you packaging, its another story. Us ladies just have this expression in our head.....:eek:, as a negative one.Now ladies, do they or do they not make themselves look pitiful and sorry.
burning 4 revenge Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 they be frontin sayin they be packing and then when they be in state that the good lord made them.. :lmao:...aw nah, oh hoo, good lawd no
tommyr Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Sorry but I must be naive here.... guys you hardly know just lie to you about how big their d*ck is? Even if they were telling the truth, does this approach really ever work with you ladies?
burning 4 revenge Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 they be runnin game like dick cheney sayin they be hidin the weapons of mass destruction n sh*t ooh hoo, lawdy
IWalkAlone Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Um... who are these guys who are telling you how "equipped" they are?
Author Tyra Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 Um... who are these guys who are telling you how "equipped" they are? Guys in general, and mostly guys that some of my friends tell me about.
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Only guys with small dicks will tell you their size is large.. I'll bet 10-1 that they have Tampon Dicks. I have been known to use my size as a tool for foreplay but only after dating someone and using it to get them to anticipate what is about to come. A woman can feel thru a man's pants and see if he is lying or not.. they can also tell just by the feel of it while they are kissing and rubbing bodies together.. Next time some guy tells you how big his Mr Wiggles is then tell him to go tell someone who cares.. because you are not interested in seeing a Tampon Dick.
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Guys really have no idea how they compare to other guys unless they are gay.. It took me years of woman commenting on my size to figure out where on the scale I fit.. I also found out that to a woman that had only had small I was huge and to women that have had huge I was just normal and not huge.. so I guess the ruler to what is large is really subjective and how we really match up with other guys takes years to figure out....
nicki Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Aw, no "big" (he he) deal! We women wear padded push up bras, which is kind of false advertising. If a guy says he has a big one, then I know a couple of things about him: 1. Either he doesn't have one and is compensating for it by trying to convince me he does. or 2. He does have a big one and he thinks that's all he needs. Then I'll think he's probably just one big d#ck anyway.
dbtmarley Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Just move on to the next one til you find one packing what you like, it's that simple. As a man I have a question of my own. Why are the women who look up at you and ask, "This is some good pu$$y ain't it?" always the ones with bad punani? I also wonder..... Why are the women who always complain of not getting enough sex from their significant others always the women that do not have the nani prepared for it? A guy just loves to be hitting it from behind and have that dead fish odor start wafting about the room... such a damn turn on:sick:.. I mean we are generalizing here, right?
Limerent Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 they be frontin sayin they be packing and then when they be in state that the good lord made them.. :lmao:...aw nah, oh hoo, good lawd no Omgorsh, B4R.....I just erupted in gales of laughter. Thank you.
burning 4 revenge Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Guys really have no idea how they compare to other guys unless they are gay.. WTF? That's a crock. If you want to know all you have to do is look at lots of pictures of naked guys on the net and try and sneak a peak every cahnce you get at the urinal
nicki Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Guys, if you have a big one, then simply surprise the ladies with it when they unzip your pants. I can't tell you how wonderful that is, especially when you are already halfway in love with the guy. It's like the icing on the cake, so to speak. And, guys, if you have a smaller one, don't say a word about it. Like ArtCritic said, you will seem big to some women and average to other women, depending on their experience and what they have seen. Just be proud of it. You got one and we need it!
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 WTF? That's a crock. If you want to know all you have to do is look at lots of pictures of naked guys on the net and try and sneak a peak every cahnce you get at the urinal ....... The only reference I have is from my childhood days in the shower after gym class..Shriveled up little boys.. other than that I have never seen one.. yeah.. on porns and on the net in porn.. but those aren't indicative of what is real and wouldn't be a good sampling to know.. The urinals..
Author Tyra Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 Aw, no "big" (he he) deal! We women wear padded push up bras, which is kind of false advertising. If a guy says he has a big one, then I know a couple of things about him: 1. Either he doesn't have one and is compensating for it by trying to convince me he does. or 2. He does have a big one and he thinks that's all he needs. Then I'll think he's probably just one big d#ck anyway. I truly agree Nicki
2sunny Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 all a gal needs is a good motion for the first "head" of a guy anyway for it to be a really good thing. slow and steady - so size doesn't matter that much - it's rythymn and motion - how you use it - so to speak...
electric_sheep Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 they be runnin game like dick cheney sayin they be hidin the weapons of mass destruction n sh*t ooh hoo, lawdy Oh my God, you're killing me.
electric_sheep Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Guys, if you have a big one, then simply surprise the ladies with it when they unzip your pants. I can't tell you how wonderful that is, especially when you are already halfway in love with the guy. It's like the icing on the cake, so to speak. I love doing this. It totally cracks me up. I'm not BIG big, but being right at 8" I'm a healthy enough size, and probably slightly above average. Anyway, I convinced my present girlfriend that I had a really small pecker. I told her I was really worried about sex, because previous girlfriends had really had an issue with it, and it had a hard time staying in, yada yada yada. I worked this for weeks before she finally saw it. The look of relief on her face was so funny.
dbtmarley Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 all a gal needs is a good motion for the first "head" of a guy anyway for it to be a really good thing. slow and steady - so size doesn't matter that much - it's rythymn and motion - how you use it - so to speak... You should be a politician;):laugh:. I am sure you just made some guy's day. Who ever that guy is listen here! She is trying to make you feel better about yourself.
dbtmarley Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 I love doing this. It totally cracks me up. I'm not BIG big, but being right at 8" I'm a healthy enough size, and probably slightly above average. Anyway, I convinced my present girlfriend that I had a really small pecker. I told her I was really worried about sex, because previous girlfriends had really had an issue with it, and it had a hard time staying in, yada yada yada. I worked this for weeks before she finally saw it. The look of relief on her face was so funny. Check out this guy... a campaigning politician.
electric_sheep Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 You should be a politician;):laugh:. I am sure you just made some guy's day. Who ever that guy is listen here! She is trying to make you feel better about yourself. My girlfriend swears to me that size doesn't matter, and she's dated guys with pretty small peckers. I did some extensive internet research on it a while back, and I think it's a mixed bag. Some girls, like the OP, seem to like guys packing some real horse meat. For others it's less of an issue. Perhaps it's pychological... like guys finding big breasts sexy.
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 I did some extensive internet research on it a while back, Any particular reason ?
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 This thread reminds me of an old joke. Why is it that woman are so bad about judging distances like in giving directions ie: they tell you the house is 3 miles down the road when it is really 1 ? It is because they have been told their whole life that this is 8 inches ..( you hold your hand up and hold your thumb and index finger about 4 inches apart )
dbtmarley Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 My girlfriend swears to me that size doesn't matter, and she's dated guys with pretty small peckers. I did some extensive internet research on it a while back, and I think it's a mixed bag. Some girls, like the OP, seem to like guys packing some real horse meat. For others it's less of an issue. Perhaps it's pychological... like guys finding big breasts sexy. In other words it's all in her head? Dude a woman getting more pleasure from a 12" would not be pychological. You put an 8 inch guy in room A and a 12 inch guy in room B. Guess which one is going to be making more noise?
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