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What is a good way for a FAT GUY to say he is overweight?


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But girls who don't watch football won't know what I mean when I say offensive lineman type

you wouldn't be interested in girls who don't watch football anyways...

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But girls who don't watch football won't know what I mean when I say offensive lineman type

 

Yes they will. Just cause we might not care about the score or the rules we can all appreciate a athletic build. Besides as someone else suggested if you make your ad entertaining enough you will get interest and a girl might google lineman to get an idea of the type of build that is.

 

Me likes the tight ends and that skinny kicker they throw out there once in a while.

 

Tell us more about youself. Your status, likes, dislikes, hobbies, quirks. We will come up with a pulitzer winning personal ad for you.

 

You have a team of writers at your disposal.

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you wouldn't be interested in girls who don't watch football anyways...

 

In order for me to be with a women, she must love to watch TV or Sports. One or the other. We don't have to watch the same shows but I would prefer a woman who has a favorite TV show over a woman who doesn't watch tv at all

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and that's all that matters. how comfortable you are with each other. after you peel away how tall you are, how much you weigh, what you look like. DA you listening?

 

My ex was shorter than me and weighed less than me. it was weird at first but eventually I got over it and just had a good time with him. Didn't seem to bother him so why should it bother me right.

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My ex was shorter than me and weighed less than me. it was weird at first but eventually I got over it and just had a good time with him. Didn't seem to bother him so why should it bother me right.

 

right.....

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more to love - is a good way to represent yourself...

 

either that - or - i beat anorexia...

 

my son - who is a big guy - describes himself this way.

 

he's very self confident and has the attitude that his friends are priviledged to be around him.

 

of course - it helps that he is a genuinely nice person at 18 years old.

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DA another way to look at it. if you're overweight just lose the weight. it may be hard but realize people that are vertically challenged don't have the luxury of just getting taller.

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my son - who is a big guy - describes himself this way.

 

he's very self confident and has the attitude that his friends are priviledged to be around him.

does he get a lot of chicks?

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Big women have tems like-Full Figured, Voloptous, Thick in all the right places, or Big Beautiful Women. What can a big guy say??

 

Lardicious

Manfatabulous

 

:confused::confused::confused:

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does he get a lot of chicks?

 

only the great ones who appreciate him... and yes, some of them are amazingly attractive.

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In order for me to be with a women, she must love to watch TV or Sports. One or the other. We don't have to watch the same shows but I would prefer a woman who has a favorite TV show over a woman who doesn't watch tv at all

 

so your are a couch tater who is looking for a chic-spud to join you on the couch to watch tv?

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Match.com has several options to nicely say if you are a bigger guy or not.

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so your are a couch tater who is looking for a chic-spud to join you on the couch to watch tv?

 

 

No, i just want to be able to have long discussions about what she watched and what i watched on TV that maybe interesting.

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Screw all that 'nice way' crap. When I was overweight, I just said I as FAT.

 

Thats it.

 

You can make jokes about it, like you can 'balance a beer can on your belly' or you need a 'towel on a stick' to wash yourself.

 

Make yourself sound fatter than you are. If someone takes interest after all that, you look pretty damn good if you really have to show her.

 

I think women find the honesty of being fat refreshing.

(Of course, its contradictory of me saying 'honesty' when I said make your self sound more fat than you are, but you get the idea)

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Screw all that 'nice way' crap. When I was overweight, I just said I as FAT.

 

Thats it.

 

You can make jokes about it, like you can 'balance a beer can on your belly' or you need a 'towel on a stick' to wash yourself.

 

Make yourself sound fatter than you are. If someone takes interest after all that, you look pretty damn good if you really have to show her.

 

I think women find the honesty of being fat refreshing.

(Of course, its contradictory of me saying 'honesty' when I said make your self sound more fat than you are, but you get the idea)

 

 

yeah i have done that before and they were expecting me to be HUGE. But the only problem with that is it will take a lot longer for me to go on another date. I want to atleast go on one date a month and i know so many girls in philly would stay away from ads that says overweight or obese. But i will give it a try

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yeah i have done that before and they were expecting me to be HUGE. But the only problem with that is it will take a lot longer for me to go on another date. I want to atleast go on one date a month and i know so many girls in philly would stay away from ads that says overweight or obese. But i will give it a try

 

Well, you know what? Maybe everyone here is making too much of this, including myself.

Why put so much emphasis on your weight. Tell it straight out, maybe be humorous with it even to show you are comfortable and confidence about it, and MOVE ON TO OTHER SUBJECTS. Get your personality out there so she knows you. If your weight is still an issue with her, then keep looking.

 

Otherwords, don't make your weight so much of the whole thing that it retracts from what else you have to offer. But keep it honest.

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