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What is a good way for a FAT GUY to say he is overweight?


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Big women have tems like-Full Figured, Voloptous, Thick in all the right places, or Big Beautiful Women. What can a big guy say??

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Chunky.

 

Or, eh, just a "big guy".

 

I love big guys. I love fat. I like to sleep with it, be cuddled with it, and squish my feet in while sleeping. I love love handles! So freaking cute.

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Big women have tems like-Full Figured, Voloptous, Thick in all the right places, or Big Beautiful Women. What can a big guy say??

 

thick in all the right places...LOL

 

Big Beautiful M... BBM instead of BBW...

 

Just say your height and your weight...she should be able to figure it out... unless she's 14... LOL

 

or simply say that you're a little overweight (from what I read 6' 5, 300 lbs) is not obese.

 

Be simple...don't try to hard to say what you have to say ;).

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you should be able to figure this out at the age of 32

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big boned

thick

meaty

heavy-set

fluffy

more to love

 

you can say you have a very nice mass

 

or that you have a great gravitational pull towards the earth... aka- you are very well grounded

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tall and BEEFY??

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you should be able to figure this out at the age of 32

 

 

Well i normally would say-"Big Handsome Man"

 

I was just seeing if there was something else i can say besides that?

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tall and BEEFY??

 

no... it sounds like you are describing a taco

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Well i normally would say-"Big Handsome Man"

 

I was just seeing if there was something else i can say besides that?

 

why not just tall handsome man?

 

or Offensive Line material (collegic not pro)

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no... it sounds like you are describing a taco

 

 

cute and cuddly?

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cute and cuddly?

 

now you sound hairy.

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Solid

Beefy

Portly

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tall, athletic build..... who's to say what type of athlete you are....

 

or SWOLE... rememebr that....

 

well rounded

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tall, athletic build..... who's to say what type of athlete you are....

 

or SWOLE... rememebr that....

 

well rounded

 

 

HandsomeTeddybear?

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Well i normally would say-"Big Handsome Man"

thats fine...

 

Portly

come on, who says that in this day and age?

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"Handsome Teddybear" sounds like boasting. If you look like actor John Goodman, you can say you resemble him, since most people find him likeable.

 

If you're built like a football linebacker, then that's OK to say because it is an athletic association.

 

If you're just obese and not athletic at all, then you should do what you need to do about that issue first, because dealing with women on a romantic level will truly be a steep uphill battle.

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HandsomeTeddybear?

 

personally... that would turn me off. why compare yourself to a stuffed animal unless you are trying to appeal to 5 year olds?

 

maybe it is just my skewed girl opinion......

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If you're just obese and not athletic at all, then you should do what you need to do about that issue first, because dealing with women on a romantic level will truly be a steep uphill battle.

what if he prefers to date obese, non-athletic women?

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thats fine...

 

 

come on, who says that in this day and age?

 

Don't clothing retailers still use the term "portly"? Advertising "clothing for fat people" wouldn't be effective.

 

Which reminds me, I once saw a box of men's brief underware in a box marked "Size: Small." Who's the marketing geneus who came up with that?

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it just pisses me off that a woman can say so many things but a fat man can't say anything to dress up the fact that he is overweight

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what if he prefers to date obese, non-athletic women?

 

 

i want a medium size to slight overweight woman

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what if he prefers to date obese, non-athletic women?

 

Touche.

 

(extra characters added to meet the 10 character limit)

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it just pisses me off that a woman can say so many things but a fat man can't say anything to dress up the fact that he is overweight

yea but overweight women have much more trouble finding a decent guy whereas a man can still be overweight and get chicks as long as he has something to offset it with (money, personality, game, long penis, etc...)

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yea but overweight women have much more trouble finding a decent guy whereas a man can still be overweight and get chicks as long as he has something to offset it with (money, personality, game, long penis, etc...)

 

bingo ALPHA!

 

and sumo wrestlers are athletes.........

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it just pisses me off that a woman can say so many things but a fat man can't say anything to dress up the fact that he is overweight

 

but even if you try to dress up a stinky piece of cheese, if you do not like stinky cheese, it will just look like dressed up stinky cheese.

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