a4a Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 I decided to write my own book on the positives of a husband learning to become a surrendered husband. (in all fairness what is good for the gander is good for the goose) So add your ideas and points for this new book of mine. 1. The surrendered husband should promptly fulfill his wife's requests. Example: When she says the trash needs to go out - get up and take it out. 2. The surrendered husband should take notes on any item that his wife shows interest in and purchase said item and give it to her as soon as possible. 3. The surrendered husband should always put the toilet seat down to show the wife he cares and does not want her to get up in the middle of the night and accidently dip her hind end into the bowl while half asleep. .................................... continue, I gotta pee. 1
tanbark813 Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 4. After the resentment builds up over the years from the lack of balls he'll cheat on her and divorce her. 1
IfWishesWereHorses Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband should pick up his wifes skidmarked panties off of the bath room floor and deposit them 6 inches to the right into the bathroom hamper. The surrendered husband shoud be ever ready with a cold drink when his wife is engaged in any activity which she deems too critical to stop and make it for her self. The surrendered husband should greet his wife at the door each night, read her mind, attend her every unexpressed need while she lounges on the sofa watching "boys gone wild" video commercials.
Trialbyfire Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband should greet his wife at the door each night, read her mind, attend her every unexpressed need while she lounges on the sofa watching "boys gone wild" video commercials. Sorry IWWH, I have to amend this one: The surrendered husband should meet all his wives needs and fantasies so she won't have to rely on the "boys gone wild" videos. Make love, not fight, ma cherie...
IfWishesWereHorses Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 But variety is the spice of life right, TBF? Meeting every need comes and hour later when I slap the surrendered husband on the ass and ask him if he's ready to rumble!
Trialbyfire Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Oh, of course, the primal instinct factor. Girls just want to have fun. You're so right.
IfWishesWereHorses Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband should always be ready with the reply, " ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!! YOUR ASS MAKES THOSE JEANS LOOK PHAT!"
Touche Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband should never, EVER tell his wife she's wrong about anything. If they're taking a trip let's say and she goes to the wrong gate and gets on the wrong plane, you STILL don't say a word. So what if you just boarded a plane bound for Pakistan instead of the Fiji Islands. Is it worth opening up your mouth for? You need to learn to honor and respect her. Your wife will adore you for keeping your mouth shut. Use duct tape if you have to (that's an ACTUAL suggestion of the real author's if you can believe that one!) By the way, has anyone seen the picture of that author? Can't stop laughing..hell, if I looked like THAT, I'd keep my mouth shut all the time too!:laugh: She's got no choice but to hold on to what she's got. Who would have her?
Moose Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 In the almost 20 years of marriage, I've learned that I could either be right.....or I can be happy...... I'm a VERY, happy......HAPPY man.......
EnigmaXOXO Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband is all too happy to grab you a jumbo box of tampons on his way home from work. The surrendered husband would never get angry that you stole the batteries out of his TV remote for your Epilady. The surrendered husband is quick to sacrifice his favorite Playboy magazine to pummel that big, hairy spider. And the surrendered husband NEVER, EVER makes you sleep in the wet spot!
hotgurl Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 In the almost 20 years of marriage, I've learned that I could either be right.....or I can be happy...... I'm a VERY, happy......HAPPY man....... how very doctor Phil of you Moose.
IfWishesWereHorses Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 A4A, this one needs to go first: And the surrendered husband NEVER, EVER makes you sleep in the wet spot! and be followed next with the gift buying requirement. And this can't be a book because no man is going to buy it as their idea of personal growth is ...well ... you know. This book needs to be broadcast subliminally during the sydicated reruns of "The Man Show".
Author a4a Posted June 13, 2007 Author Posted June 13, 2007 A4A, this one needs to go first: And the surrendered husband NEVER, EVER makes you sleep in the wet spot! and be followed next with the gift buying requirement. And this can't be a book because no man is going to buy it as their idea of personal growth is ...well ... you know. This book needs to be broadcast subliminally during the sydicated reruns of "The Man Show". The surrendered husband not only should sleep in the wet spot but thank his wife for allowing him to do so.
Shan2k Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband should be spontaneously romantic a least 5 times a week. The surrendered husband should consider the curfew his wife has set for him. The surrendered husband should NEVER invite his friends over without asking his wife. Saves him the expense of being embarrassed in front of them.
Miss_Bee Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 The surrendered husband should give back rubs when asked nicely EVEN if he's tired, even if he doesn't need one in return. The surrendered husband should start your car for you and brush the snow off in the cold winter mornings.
Lezbean Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 I must really be lucky. My Honeypie does almost all the things you guys listed. He evens opens my car door. Awwwwww. Of course, I treat him like a God too. It can go both ways:) One saying to always remember from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure...... "Be totally excellent to each other"
Touche Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 I must really be lucky. My Honeypie does almost all the things you guys listed. He evens opens my car door. Awwwwww. Of course, I treat him like a God too. It can go both ways:) One saying to always remember from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure...... "Be totally excellent to each other" I like that quote, Lezbean. And you ARE a very lucky woman. I was thinking the same thing about my guy too..he really does do most of the things mentioned here..well, except for the toilet seat () I've fallen in there a few times at night. Can't get him to put the damn thing down! But hey, I'll live with that. Ok, I just asked my H to give me a "What the Surrendered Husband Should Do" suggestion. He said "Let his wife play on the computer all the time.":laugh:
jerbear Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 3. The surrendered husband should always put the toilet seat down to show the wife he cares and does not want her to get up in the middle of the night and accidently dip her hind end into the bowl while half asleep. .................................... continue, I gotta pee. Was the seat up? Honestly, I think #3 is doable but immediately for the other points? The word immediately seems like a command and now. Knowing me, I might do the same but not immediately.
VIP Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 The surrendered husband should forget all his relatives. From now on the only relatives he has are his wife's relatives. The surrendered husband should break up all his friendships, because all his time must be devoted to pleasing his wife. The surrendered husband should give up all his hobbies and interests, because they are interfering with those of his wife. The surrendered husband should not watch his expenses, for he is there to provide a good life for his wife regardless of his income. The surrendered husband should not have any personal time, because his wife needs him, always.
Shan2k Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 The surrendered husband should forget all his relatives. From now on the only relatives he has are his wife's relatives. The surrendered husband should break up all his friendships, because all his time must be devoted to pleasing his wife. The surrendered husband should give up all his hobbies and interests, because they are interfering with those of his wife. The surrendered husband should not watch his expenses, for he is there to provide a good life for his wife regardless of his income. The surrendered husband should not have any personal time, because his wife needs him, always. LOL!
katiebour Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 I had to try and look this book up, because I hadn't heard of "The Surrendered Wife." In all honesty, it sounds like more of a guide to courtesy in relationships than an actual handing over of control. But it's hard to find an actual excerpt with anything in it, and any information other than a video clip with an agenda. Definitely gonna have to try and find this book in the library and mine it for truth or stupidity. Funny thread tho
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