Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 12, 2007 Author Posted June 12, 2007 Don't worry, guys. I'm keeping my pimp hand strong. -tp batter up!
AriaIncognito Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Start dating multiple women at the same time. I can't even find ONE man to date, let alone multiple. I dont know why. I'm not a troll. I have my sh*t together, etc. lol So I have little faith in this many theory cuz well finding one is next to impossible lol I just dont know how people meet people anymore. I'm in groups, I go out, I do things, but alas, I go home alone...
alphamale Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 I just dont know how people meet people anymore. are you in singles groups? those are the best for meeting people to date or just sleep with
AriaIncognito Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 are you in singles groups? those are the best for meeting people to date or just sleep with Yes sir. I'm in a dating group as well as a young professionals group which is comprised of a mix of single/married folk. I've been hosts of events for both groups, and have met many people. Just seems to be that either Im not what the men are looking for, or they are for whatever reason emotionally unavailable, etc. My last 2 relationships came out of the dating group, and both lasted a year. So it does work, but there haven't been many men coming out to the dating things...at least, not new ones near my age...lol
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 13, 2007 Author Posted June 13, 2007 I just dont know how people meet people anymore. I'm in groups, I go out, I do things, but alas, I go home alone... At least you don't have to come home to "So, did you have fun with your friend?" lol The best part is answering. "Yes, mom, I did. Want to smell my finger?" Hang in there, beautiful friend.... I'm sure there's a guy perfect for you out there.... I'll even help ya look, if you help me find my dirty girl. -tp i made you a cookie, but i eated it
alphamale Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 Yes sir. I'm in a dating group as well as a young professionals group which is comprised of a mix of single/married folk. I've been hosts of events for both groups, and have met many people. Just seems to be that either Im not what the men are looking for, or they are for whatever reason emotionally unavailable, etc. trust me, alot of people are in the same boat. even the venerable alpha has been having trouble meeting new people lately.
tanbark813 Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 trust me, alot of people are in the same boat. even the venerable alpha has been having trouble meeting new people lately. Karaoke bars, man, I'm tellin' you...
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 13, 2007 Author Posted June 13, 2007 Karaoke bars, man, I'm tellin' you... Hmm.. Ariawoman does have quite the set of umm... pipes. Karaoke is a great way to meet people, actually. tp has been known to have gotten a phone# or 2 after serenading a lucky lass with a little old-school country. Besides, after we do OUR song, who could possibly resist us? C'mon AW... we're doing karaoke next weekend.....I say we find us some sexxin' partners! :) My cats need to see more than a one man show for once. (inside joke) -tp you've got the moves that move me so much, you've got the touch
AriaIncognito Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 I've been to karaoke a few times in the past few months and I'm a great singer. Still no digits. So either I intimidate them with the talent, or there's nobody there with a set to say hello lol
allina Posted June 13, 2007 Posted June 13, 2007 My cats need to see more than a one man show for once. (inside joke) You beat off in front of your cats?!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 14, 2007 Author Posted June 14, 2007 You beat off in front of your cats?! That would be sick! They just walk in on me. I swear. -tp pass the kleenex
allina Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 That would be sick! They just walk in on me. I swear. -tp pass the kleenex OMG! Please don't get any spunk on the cats!!! Poor babies. My cats stare annoyed at any sexual activity so we kick them out of the room
AriaIncognito Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 I totally wont do sex stuff around the cat LOL. I don't know why but I feel weird having her look LOL.
allina Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 I totally wont do sex stuff around the cat LOL. I don't know why but I feel weird having her look LOL. Plus they stare at you funny
tanbark813 Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 Plus they stare at you funny It's funny when, after sex, they jump on the bed and sniff the wet spot.
Art_Critic Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 It's funny when, after sex, they jump on the bed and sniff the wet spot. Scooby Snacks
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 14, 2007 Author Posted June 14, 2007 I totally wont do sex stuff around the cat LOL. I don't know why but I feel weird having her look LOL. Sometimes I don't mind when the cats are around. At least then I don't feel like I'm alone. LOL -tp here kitty kitty
Touche Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 trust me, alot of people are in the same boat. even the venerable alpha has been having trouble meeting new people lately. Nah....WAY too easy! Never mind!
underpants Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 TP, My East Coast brother. I wish I was going to be in Jersey (first time I ever typed that)....for your party. If I could ever live out my perverted fantasy of slapping a man in the face with my pee soaked panties and challanging him to a duel, you...my friend....would be my target. (see other post). You never get another chance to make a first impression. I envision you singing Eye of the Tiger, with all of your LS entourage in the back...egging you on. Have fun, Unders .....Poly, you are close, it's half your idea, do it....do it....the vicarious lives of Unders and Poly.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 14, 2007 Author Posted June 14, 2007 If I could ever live out my perverted fantasy of slapping a man in the face with my pee soaked panties Marry me? -tp giggity!
alphamale Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Plus they stare at you funny why not poke their eyes out
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