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This question is for men and women. On average, how many times per week do you masturbate?

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This question is for men and women. On average, how many times per week do you masturbate?

 

How many times do YOU masturbate?

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Ah, yeh bunch of wimps.... OK, I'll step up and go first.

 

Anywhere between 2 and 10 in a week would not be unusual for me. Additional information: it's been just almost exactly 2 years since I was last "with a woman" <insert favorite euphemism here...>, which was the last go around with my ex-wife. As others answer (if anyone else does!), it might be interesting to know whether you are currently in a relationship or "getting any," to put it in context...

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As others answer (if anyone else does!), it might be interesting to know whether you are currently in a relationship or "getting any," to put it in context...

Yes, I forgot to mention that I'm a virgin.

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i don't masturbate.

 

i'm single.

 

i'm not a virgin.

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I'm not ashamed of it,and yeah I'm a virgin,but I'm not proud of that at all.. I'll do it at least once or twice a day... Why not?..no one else here.

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I go through phases... sometimes I don't masturbate for a while (maybe 1 to 2 weeks, but I still have sex) but then other times I go on a 'masturbation rampage' and will once or twice daily for a couple of weeks... and still have sex with my guys... LOL

 

My sex drive is in overdrive all the time... Good thing I'm single... and FREE!!! :p

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I go through phases... sometimes I don't masturbate for a while (maybe 1 to 2 weeks, but I still have sex) but then other times I go on a 'masturbation rampage' and will once or twice daily for a couple of weeks... and still have sex with my guys... LOL

 

My sex drive is in overdrive all the time... Good thing I'm single... and FREE!!! :p

 

Free? You're giving it away now, Lizzie?:laugh:

 

It's funny that you say good thing you're single. I'm so glad I'm not! I can have sex whenever I want to as well.

 

As far as masturbation goes...I'd say maybe twice a month and when I do I feel guilty like I should be having sex with H instead. But it's always when he's not around. But when he's around he's never, ever turned me down for sex.

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I.. and still have sex with my guys... LOL

 

My sex drive is in overdrive all the time..

 

:eek:YES PLEASE:bunny::eek:

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On average, how many times per week do you masturbate?

Around 14 for me...but it could range from 7 to 21 :p

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To answer lizzie's question, I masturbate about 3 times a week. And I am also a virgin.

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:eek:YES PLEASE:bunny::eek:

 

You sound like Oliver Twist asking for seconds!:laugh:

 

So Lizzie, do you do "pro bono" work?:laugh:

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I used to ... a lot, 7 to 14 times per week.

 

But I quit.

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Daily, just to make sure it's still there. Sometimes more, just to be sure. Even when I'm getting some, which I'm not, lately.

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i don't masturbate.

 

i'm single.

 

i'm not a virgin.

Let's get this straight - so you're a slut in a celibatic transition? Good luck with that.

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This question is for men and women. On average, how many times per week do you masturbate?

 

As long as were having sex then maybe once a week depending if I want to just get it over with.

 

But if were not, well then, :laugh: the urge has to be taking care of somehow now doesn't it? :p

 

Daily, just to make sure it's still there. Sometimes more, just to be sure.

 

Good answer. :laugh::laugh:

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I normally masturbate till just puffs of air come out..:laugh:

 

Maybe once a day or once every 2 days..

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I normally masturbate till just puffs of air come out..:laugh:..

once I had a marathon session where I spanked like 10 times in one day, by the end there was dust cumming out my pee-hole

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once I had a marathon session where I spanked like 10 times in one day, by the end there was dust cumming out my pee-hole

 

Just add water.. concentrated :laugh:

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I used to masturbate but I grew feeble minded, hair started growing all over my hands and my eyesight is now way too poor to feel around for such a wee thing. But I will tell you, it's a HARD habit to break.

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I remember the very first time I made love....I was ssssooooooo scared. I was all alone!

 

My father used to tell me to Love thy neighbor as thy self. I said, dad, what do you want me to do...jerk him off too???

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I remember the very first time I made love....I was ssssooooooo scared. I was all alone!

 

My father used to tell me to Love thy neighbor as thy self. I said, dad, what do you want me to do...jerk him off too???

:lmao: :lmao:

 

That's disgustingly hilarious.

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I used to ... a lot, 7 to 14 times per week.

 

But I quit.

 

Oh, OK. So when did you quit?

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Oh, OK. So when did you quit?

 

This morning.

 

But nevermind because I already fell off the wagon.

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This morning.

 

But nevermind because I already fell off the wagon.

 

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they are betting who can be the master of their domain and Kramer was "Out" within mins of starting the bet..

He runs into the kitchen and slaps down his dollar and yells " I'm Out "

 

Funny Episode

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